hIt the button, frank

Using an emergency declaration, Trump’s timber production executive order would ease environmental protections so as to greatly expand logging in the national forests. A report from our friends at @highcountrynews.org:

ME AT 10 PM: we've done the whole night time routine. I am begging you to sleep through the night. Mama and I are so tired SWEET BABY AT 4 AM: let's get this bread

Why the fuck did I leave LA

The dad who stepped up

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Sorry, I’m not reading your article. If you want me to understand your politics, please write them on a bullet and shoot me in the head. Thanks

I popped in to bsky during my lunch break and jesus christ dude, I gotta stop finding out about current events

Azor común Azor eurasiático Eurasian goshawk Havik ( Accipitergentilis ) La naturaleza a veces es dura , para que unos vivan , otros tienen que morir . En éste caso el Azor ha atrapado una codorniz común ( Coturnis coturnis ) #birds 🪶 #aves #naturaleza #nature #Toledo

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

There's so much potential in gene therapy & the greatest threat to its development is the current anti-science environment and venture capital chasing failed AI projects.

No real surprise here, the rare Black Warrior Waterdog would be threatened by the expansion of a nearby coal mine in Alabama. Alabama officials always claim to love the many rivers in the state, but kinda shrug off various kinds of harm that may come to them. 🧪🌎⚒️🐟

Turkey vulture sketch 🪶

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

dudes rock

does heaven low key suck right now for all the bodycel ghostmoders? will they all be seething over rapturechad corporealmaxxers? give me logistics

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

As a TTRPG and train enthusiast, I know who my people are

I’m old enough to say that the last time I saw GWAR they killed George W Bush

LOL

Can beavers send emails?

You've got to stop doing this to yourself.

LIZARD.BMF

WOW what a bird story! I was driving down the road, a bird flew out of the median next to me and I yell HOLY SHIT GRAY GHOST! I'm parked a couple hundred feet up the road and it flew past, unfortunately my shutter speed was super low but I was able to adjust and it flew back towards me!!!! 🗺️ 🪶

Love that even KOTH bot is standing up for NSFW on bsky

Good morning, it’s hawk o’clock! 🪶🌿

Providing a home for people who believe nothing, have no sense of right and wrong, and wish to collect checks from interesting new donors

Lots of “nice” Americans are wary of the idea of having enemies, esp political ones. I think it is useful to know who is working to hurt you and your vulnerable brothers and sisters. I’m going to keep a healthy hatred of bigots and tyrants, thanks.

It's impossible for me to talk to my own kids about Nepal without sobbing bc I become crushed by shame and rage and grief that no amount of dead American children is enough to get the adults in the room to do what must be done to keep them safe

Timeline cleanse, featuring the majestic sea flap-flaps (aka mobula rays). They're a migratory animal, moving from one part of the ocean to another in large groups called "fevers". They migrate to follow upwellings that enrich for zooplankton food items & to visit their breeding grounds. (📷:OCR)

Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina

I fear we are entering one of history's Especially Stupid periods, which students of history will struggle to comprehend for generations. Like the Thirty Years War or the Year of the Four Emperors, nonspecialists will be forced to shrug confusedly

Fran and I hosted about a dozen Medicaid town halls earlier this year, and I learned she's the real deal. For the past couple of months I've been helping with her gubernatorial campaign prep — I believe she is *the* left/progressive candidate for Wisconsin. Let's talk about policy:

A program in Flint, MI, gave $1,500 to any/all pregnant people and $500/month for the first year of their infant’s life. Among the benefits, those babies experienced lower rates of prematurity and low birth weight, which resulted in fewer NICU admissions, saving the city of Flint $6.2 million/year.

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Jimmy Fallon being the last is some real Aureliano Buendía eaten-by-ants shit

Anja!??? What was that?? 😂

Beep beep

Release the Kraken! The babies are growing fast and some are even starting to fly. 🦇 #bats #arizona #wildanimals #cuteanimals #wildlife #babyanimals

There are people in this world who seem to be determined to create Hell so they can rule it

I am going to bring this thing to my climbing gym and play it between routes. Performance on the wall will affect performance in game, natch All this to say, pay up!

Post a horror movie everyone should see

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

Seeing memorial billboards for a bigot all over town, making me insane. This fucking country, man

Shai-Hulud #Dune

Arizona vindicated (Gotta take my wins where I find them)