Quick Erik and Christine scribble, based on a scene from The Piano. #phantomoftheopera

Transcript from President Restraining Order’s speech before the UN

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger

만날래 🐯

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Little reminder I whipped up from Loki for no particular reason. 😘 #norsemythology

𝑹𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑰𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆🔮 Revealing the next of my Artist Series limited edition giclee album art prints! This time to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of Dungeon Crawl releasing their album Maze Controller Controller this Saturday 9/20 These are 22”x22”, signed and numbered out of 20

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.

More of this.

what if he's pregnant

I just saw someone refer to rfk jr as microwaved mel gibson & i can’t unsee it.

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

"Alas, I have grieved so I am hard to love. Yet love me–wilt thou? Open thine heart wide, And fold within, the wet wings of thy dove." Sonnet 35 Elizabeth Barrett Browning #phantomoftheopera

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

is this anything

No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries. Always money for war.

Launching the U.S. into what could be yet another unpopular and costly forever war, while simultaneously pushing for an unpopular budget bill at home that will take food and healthcare away from millions of people. The "peace president."

And just like that, the ‘No New Wars’ people are all-in on a new war. Proving yet again that they really believe in nothing other than what one man tells them to believe today. Which could be different tomorrow. The very definition of a cult.

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

hypernormalisation

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease

Just incredible

there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...

Any #bloodweave fans out here 👀✨ i just dropped the part two to my “what if i made them worse” fic! Maybe check it out if youre into that sorta thing~ archiveofourown.org/works/525679... For tax, heres @muirin007.bsky.social and i being quite gay ✨ photo by @stinabearington.bsky.social #bg3 #ao3

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

Now we know who the inspiration for Voldemort was.

they want us poor, sick and desperate

I won’t share RFK Jr.’s lies about autism. It’s disgusting and dangerous. If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign. Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness. To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.

"He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." #phantomoftheopera

My most stereotypical Millennial trait is that I'm still gunning for an Office-style Phantom sitcom where Erik does sit-down interviews and says stuff like this. #phantomoftheopera

The tariff policy changes every ten minutes. What a joke. It’s nuclear grade incompetence that would be laughable except they’re ruining people’s lives for sport. Just shameful.

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

Finally got around to scanning this 🦇

More Phantom sketches! #phantomoftheopera