John Fetterman is the Benedict Arnold of Judases.

"this feels so good. keep it going, ditto" - squirtle

The right-wing strategy of “distracting people whose lives are becoming worse by getting them excited about making other people’s lives worse”, but actually said out loud in public

getting hard to keep track of all the daily bullshit going on in the world.

the #dolphins have told teams that star RB de’Von achane is NOT available per ESPN’s adam schefter.

why did the dolphins sign malik willis just to eat all this dead cap

Me crying going into the Dolphins draft with three 1st Rd picks, and 7 more on day 2

Dolphins 2026 picks by round: 1,1,2,3,3,3,3,4,5,7,7 (have to hit on many of those but…) + taking on dead money in a rip + several cheap / cheap veteran signings to set floor and/or rookies who can immediately contribute = sprint rebuilds similar to recently Rams, Bucs, 49ers etc

one last time for our homie:::

just do achane now & i promise i'll never get attached to another player in a dolphins uniform ever again

Full trade: Broncos get Waddle and Dolphins’ 4th-round pick (11th in round) in this year’s draft. Dolphins get: 1st round pick (30th overall) along with late 3rd and 4th round picks (30th in each round) in this year’s draft.

I can confidentially say you’re not getting a player of jaylen waddle’s caliber @ 30 overall but whatever bruh

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joe philbin looking ass

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

this mfer did nothing all day & now the lights are flickering & it shows severe storms followed by snow like I live in zootopia or some shit

what a queef

tornado watch deez nutz

after helping the #dolphins find GM jon-eric sullivan, troy aikman says he will continue to help the team in some aspect.

justin fields is gonna get a ring before marino

andrade on another level right now.

tk played with my heart on that one

‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’ has won Best Animated Film at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

shame on them for playing the music to rush them off the stage. cucks

sour patch kids got jaylen waddle ready to fight!

With just three days left, we’re leaving it all on the field with canvass launches all across the district!

Takes 7-9 hours to charge and even then it only gives 75 percent

more details on malik willis’ contract

he looks like silly putty

goodell definitely has trumpy trout in his office

#dolphins sign EDGE david ojabo

1. Trump launches a war against Iran. 2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members. 3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil. If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Tolbert, Atwell, Waddle, Willis, Achane…

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#dolphins signed an offensive lineman while I was getting taught the correct way to floss while having my teeth scraped by a tiny little switchblade. seems like a solid signing but like I said BEFORE I WHIFFED on jonah was that I’m NOT an o-line expert.

this dude sucks dick for cigarettes

dentist calling me like i won the lottery because i can come in early…

didn’t expect ryan tannehill to be in the oilers uniform reveal

did you tag me in a kpop thing or am I dreaming @lanemit.bsky.social … I can’t find it anywhere & was just getting ready to show the kids/respond. hoping I’m not hallucinating

life was much better when we didn’t have to see this human penis shaft every day.