Finally figured out a way to write about my favorite football team at my day job! #FinsUp CC: @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social www.mlb.com/news/malik-w...

first thing i see after dropping the kids off at school is that the #dolphins plan to play kadyn proctor at left guard, moving 2025 second-round pick jonah savaiinaea to the right side. paul & proctor is one hell of a tandem (proctor has never played guard; jonah has experience at RG/RT, FWIW)

James Gladstone alternates between tech-bro insouciance and the extreme moments of clarity generally associated with waking up in a cheap motel in a puddle of regurgitated watermelon-flavored vodka and Monster energy drink. miketanier.substack.com/p/afc-draft-...

i wish i had thragg’s hairline

Celebrate every mom with SHEIN

my pick for GM is now working at starbucks, so it’s probably a good thing i don’t have any say in these things.

Wait a minute..... @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social

fucking ghouls

a cHaNgED mAN

wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate

imagine what kind of damage jakeem grant could’ve done

Finally finished Dark. It was a strange, sad and beautiful ending to a very unique show.

QB2 (quinn ewers) & rookie safety michael taaffe doing whatever tf this is:::

Your 2026 #Dolphins draft class and their #RAS!

Max Llewelyn is a sick pick for the Dolphins

NFL Network DJ and Charles Davis talking about how they didn't think Max Llewellyn would be there in the 7th. Senior bowl standout, "just a good football player".

ethan bonner & michael taaffe are

dolphins have a ton of faith in those scouts covering the state of texas because holy shit

Just in: The Dolphins have traded picks 151 and 227 to the Panthers for picks 158 and 200

Kyle Louis was drafted in round 4 with pick 138 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 8.83 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 408 out of 3480 LB from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informat...

Trey Moore was drafted in round 4 with pick 130 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 8.87 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 257 out of 2257 DE from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informat...

Trey Moore to Miami feels a lot like Collin Oliver to GB last year, which tracks

#dolphins draft EDGE trey moore from texas

NEW: How Jacob Rodriguez left his mark at Texas Tech in more ways than one ... or the story behind the famous mustache and other tales. www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...

a look at the #miamidolphins 2026 draft class through the first three rounds

fuck yeah

Will Kacmarek was drafted in round 3 with pick 87 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 7.94 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 304 out of 1471 TE from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informat...

Caleb Douglas was drafted in round 3 with pick 75 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 9.50 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 212 out of 4196 WR from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informat...

you can’t spell carson beck without arson which is what I’d commit if my favorite football team drafted carson beck.

Jon Gruden Undercover Boss lookin' ass

browns killing it

howie roseman needs drug tested. mfer is a wizard or something

The Dolphins Love the 'Stache

Jacob Rodriguez was drafted in round 2 with pick 43 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 9.61 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 137 out of 3480 LB from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informat...

viltrumite

The last time they picked a MLB from from texas tech it turned out okay

Jacob Rodriguez and Jordyn Brooks is a demonic combo (complimentary)

Round 2 of the 2026 NFL Draft has begun. The 49ers are on the clock and slated to pick at No. 33.

dolphins looking to trade up in round 2 per thomas pelissero

time to go finish the last two episodes of invincible

Chris Johnson was drafted in round 1 with pick 27 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 9.84 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 51 out of 3075 CB from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informat...

Kadyn Proctor was drafted in round 1 with pick 12 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 8.80 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 199 out of 1645 OT from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informat...

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