Mom can you pick me up, the bond vigilantes are back

as always watch american history x if you want to understand these guys

"you fool" I say, as I start shitting my pants, " elections are over." Shit is sliding down my pant legs. " Our country is finished. " Shit is falling to my feet by my sneakers. "He sent in the military, all is lost," I stammer as I slip and fall in my shit pile, Looney tunes banana peel style.

Purposefully huffing paint at a historical inauguration for Protestants is a form of antinatalism

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

even the longest and most tedious Infrastructure Week will finally end in a wfwtd

"so basically, nothing bad should happen, it should only good happen"

this YouGov poll vindicates my initial reaction to the good murder: they have crossed the Rubicon on immigration/ICE shit. they cannot re-cork this bottle now. They are losing.

Many people are saying!

Daniel is so real for this

y'all are not beating the Bad Calvinist allegations here

John Hughes did enormous damage by making all of his characters live in enormous houses in the Chicago suburbs

Never let anyone tell you this site doesn't have the juice. Incredible things are happening.

I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of goblin mode to their politics.

I understand the game theory behind putting out fake documents, but boy, that's putting a lot of faith in the American electorate to not go crazy once glonzoist chum is thrown in the water.

regardless of specific early childhood reading strategies, there's a top to bottom belief in education right now that the most important thing is that no one who's actually good at things should be rewarded very much for it and that deep engagement with the material is for nerds and losers

HOCHUL BROS WE CANNOT LOSE

This is wildly incorrect of course, but I love the optics of "I could singlehandedly end the jobs crisis but I'm choosing not to"

The thing I love about bluesky is that it's a perfect simulation of being in a college town's anarchist bookstore. Just constant rhetorical games and bs. "Oh you think it's a happy holiday? Well I haven't been happy since I found out about Rosa Luxemburg's death" awesome no notes

Eric Adams should become the Mayor Emeritus (Emayoritus?) and be allowed to speak at every ribbon cutting on a project that cost less than $25 million.

“USians” is “sportsball” but for geopolitics

excited for three more years of groyper cleveland

This is just tremendous content.

When I wait 30 minutes in the taco bell drive though and they fuck up my order anyway

Nothing bad can insight, it can only good insight.

Another instance of "everything is gender" just leftishly

YES SIR, TAKE THOSE KULAKS DOWN A PEG SIR, THIS WILL BE A GOOD MOVE FOR YOU I THINK

Workshopping a take that you can typologize trans girls based on whether they react to this sort of thing with “this sucks, time to escape with my favorite book: Rainbow Unicorn Lesbian Starbucks Adventure“ and “this sucks, time to escape wirh my favorite game: Trench Hammer 3: Max Trauma.”

my nuclear brain take is the generation bands are off, and young gen x / elder millennials are really one thing, and elder Gen X and young millennials belong with the next adjacent group. young silents/old boombers likewise have more in common than young boomers/old gen x.

Like, Dale Gribble is a character, but he's based on a real type of guy who exists.

A little bit of Carter in his term A little bit of Hoover makes it burn A little bit of Cleveland what a mess A little bit of Harding's scandal test

he didn't thank me so I will not be paying attention to this matter

me: I don’t really think that posting with a cartoon avatar and a username like bongpussy_halfdick lends you credibility you: enjoy the camps, bootlicker

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN FOREVER

Is it good when the 30Y yield jumps 10 bps in under an hour?

NYT Editor *watching someone else fuck his wife* "Experts say this may ruin my marriage"

Hate him or hate him, you can't deny Adams is one of the funniest dudes ever

really unlucky for Elon Musk that he's the first person ever to fail to get what he wanted after making a deal with Donald Trump

Sometimes I think this site doesn't have the juice, and then I see multiple days of woke wire fraud advocacy.

PSA/reminder for transfemmes that you can get a basically multi decade supply of raw estradiol from China for like $150. Extensive guides on reddit about how to turn that into a gel/spray.

Then immediately recognized the real problem was racism and anti-global-south sentiment in wealthy countries, the conservative pope retired, and they proceeded to pick Popes Woke and Woker. Honestly, they’re kinda on the ball ngl.

It is simultaneously hilarious and again makes me suspect the actual involvement of the actual Spirit of the Lord that the Catholic Church picked one (1) conservative pope bc they thought civilizational conflict with Islam was a problem, and/or The Left Might Go Too Far…

Oops! All infrastructure week!

Buddy of mine manages a gym. One of the machines broke down and needed a part. Oops, part is only made in China, and is now 150% more expensive. If this happens a few more times, the repair budget is blown, no more machine. This is going to hit people in a lot of ways they aren't expecting.