Workshopping a take that you can typologize trans girls based on whether they react to this sort of thing with “this sucks, time to escape with my favorite book: Rainbow Unicorn Lesbian Starbucks Adventure“ and “this sucks, time to escape wirh my favorite game: Trench Hammer 3: Max Trauma.”

my nuclear brain take is the generation bands are off, and young gen x / elder millennials are really one thing, and elder Gen X and young millennials belong with the next adjacent group. young silents/old boombers likewise have more in common than young boomers/old gen x.

Like, Dale Gribble is a character, but he's based on a real type of guy who exists.

A little bit of Carter in his term A little bit of Hoover makes it burn A little bit of Cleveland what a mess A little bit of Harding's scandal test

he didn't thank me so I will not be paying attention to this matter

me: I don’t really think that posting with a cartoon avatar and a username like bongpussy_halfdick lends you credibility you: enjoy the camps, bootlicker

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN FOREVER

Is it good when the 30Y yield jumps 10 bps in under an hour?

Antiglonzism cannot fail, it can only be failed.

NYT Editor *watching someone else fuck his wife* "Experts say this may ruin my marriage"

Hate him or hate him, you can't deny Adams is one of the funniest dudes ever

really unlucky for Elon Musk that he's the first person ever to fail to get what he wanted after making a deal with Donald Trump

Sometimes I think this site doesn't have the juice, and then I see multiple days of woke wire fraud advocacy.

PSA/reminder for transfemmes that you can get a basically multi decade supply of raw estradiol from China for like $150. Extensive guides on reddit about how to turn that into a gel/spray.

Then immediately recognized the real problem was racism and anti-global-south sentiment in wealthy countries, the conservative pope retired, and they proceeded to pick Popes Woke and Woker. Honestly, they’re kinda on the ball ngl.

It is simultaneously hilarious and again makes me suspect the actual involvement of the actual Spirit of the Lord that the Catholic Church picked one (1) conservative pope bc they thought civilizational conflict with Islam was a problem, and/or The Left Might Go Too Far…

Oops! All infrastructure week!

Buddy of mine manages a gym. One of the machines broke down and needed a part. Oops, part is only made in China, and is now 150% more expensive. If this happens a few more times, the repair budget is blown, no more machine. This is going to hit people in a lot of ways they aren't expecting.

They Aborted Your Girlfriend, Charlie Brown! (1975)

global war on treats

The stove now has a digital readout that tells you how much of your current suffering is due to touching it

Ok this part of the new white house covid fever dream website is pretty funny, ngl

Save us, woke bond market

meanwhile, gen x

Goodbye, free trade.

Dawg, my priors are in ruins

Hassett: no tawiffs guyssss Trump on Truth Social: Though they may occupy our BORDERS and our homes, the enemy will never occupy our SPIRIT. That is why all Americans MUST ACT NOW to preserve the memory of the United States, CLEAR and BRIGHT. Even in defeat, we claim VICTORY!

We have concepts of an economy.

Waiting for this hat to come back, but as protestor gear

fuck i’m crying. he’s waxing poetic about the reconstruction amendments. and langston hughes

It's liberation week

My "I wasn't texting war plans" T-Shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.

I’m the dairy farmer running in the special election to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District. Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?

ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

Relevant again I guess

Emphasizing again that anyone who responds to "that's illegal" with some variant of "lol all law is meaningless you're a sucker for thinking that matters" is actively doing PR for Trump and helping him. Nihilism about the law is the best way to make sure that the rule of law dies a quicker death.

So your 19 different scheming viziers have started infighting 32 days after your inauguration

Infrastructure Week - The Musical

Drake rn

I realize the goal of Super Bowl commercials is to get you to talk about your company but I still feel like “wow that was gross and horrible” is not the correct way to do that

it's actually so funny to me that these idiots have been throwing phrases like cultural marxism around and then they get in office and they go further dismantling the imperial hegemony than even the most committed communist would

Jk, we'll never touch the stove. Happening status= nothing ever happens

The world is scary but at least I have my community and crafting today.

"nothing ever happens" bros in shambles rn

Repost if you believe Edward Snowden is in the gooncave stroking his shit