It really should end with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

Are we sure he isn't mid-stroke here?

We also need to take their money for their own good Else you end up with pedophile cabals hanging out on rape islands It's just not healthy to be an UHNWI

Does this guy telegraph every move or just never shut up? Bit of both?

Wait, again?

It's in Trump years

With enough time, life really might imitate the Onion

Mogg

When your crash out is too long for anyone to read

It feels on-brand for MAGA Arnim Zola

🎵 Walk like an Egyptian 🎵

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

Age Verification? I remember every table in a restaurant having ashtrays

Let me tell you about the joy of flying across the country only to join a zoom call with people you can see across the office

Still pissy he never had an NFL team

Perhaps bringing back wild dog packs could even things out

This would be twice as funny if these people weren't running the county

No word if Jerry Reed is on permanent repeat 🎵East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'🎵

Perhaps he could use 1% of his fortune and buy 20,000 families a home. See if that makes him feel better about himself.

Did you get that thing I sent you?

ISO 19289-GH: Siting and Exposure Classification for Biological Fossorial Shadow-Detection Stations

I have a bridge I'll sell these people

Fatcat Somalis?

Neat

Were they somehow unaware the tackiest man on the planet is involved? "...a scale that has alarmed some architectural experts who initially supported the idea of an arch but expected a far smaller one."

Full Metal Sausage

Dirty Rotten Sausages

Because of the administration's threats & violence?

Weak Sauce

Sounds like an interior designer

When it comes to global relations, it seems some nations just can't see....eye to eye. YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I'd expect more RPGs in an insurgency

Definitely on-brand however

Isn't High/Low IQ just codewords?

Someone's pissy about not golfing this weekend