Can’t believe I actually saw a woman in the passenger seat of a Cybertruck once

I’m pretty sure it’s actually no budget that equals no paychecks

The front lines of Georgetown

Thought my wife would be excited about this when I told her about it, but apparently she’s already backed it on Kickstarter and played the beta

For someone so focused on traditional gender roles, Butker does not have very hetero mannerisms

Goose suit, it’s an old circus term

My wife just saw Andy Reid for the first time and thought he was Wilfred Brimley

Bananas and balls are a little on the nose here

Pounding the table chanting for a great bunt

I haven’t seen someone murder a Raleigh like that since Queen Elizabeth

Kerry Carpenter hammers a 2 run homer and Detroit leads 2-1

I’m a simple man. All I ask for is another two innings out of Skubal

@mlb.com thanks for letting me watch my local team in the playoffs and not shoving them to a channel that nobody gets

Burying the lede here when the photo clearly shows gas at $1.13 a gallon

Training a computer algorithm using his show to teach it how a fraudster thinks

Twitter replies

#Postseason ump cam just hits different 😮‍💨

Kerry Carpenter hits a 2-run homer to give the Tigers a 2-1 lead

Tigers need to sit on the high fastball. Ump is calling them high and none of his offspeed stuff is landing in the zone

Objectively hilarious to hadouken the ball after pulling within 2 scores of UCLA

Aesthetically, this is worse than a Jib-Jab

This ad looks like it’s straight out of a Tim Robinson bit

Beautiful day for a baseball game

Tigers leaving runners out there like the last helicopter out of Saigon

Favorite is Darmine Doggy Doors. Least favorite is probably Fenton’s Horse Ranch and Stables I guess.

Roman Reigns is the McRib of WWE

Jakarta. Cars everywhere, hotter than hell, couldn’t see the sky through the smog, armed security outside so many buildings. No shade on Indonesia as a whole, the city is just overcrowded and seemingly lacks good transportation options

But seriously fuck off with this framing

People freaking out over this chart apparently don’t realize how cyclical soybean exports are. It’s only a problem if it doesn’t pick up after harvest

Now that’s a problem?

The Onion truly is the last bastion of journalism in this hell world

I hate all algorithms except this one that tells me I’m special

22 Sep 2025

The more I learn about Nazi Germany, the more I realize that fascists have always been the biggest fucking losers in society

Decided to watch this tonight and apparently we have the same bar cart as Kirstie Alley’s character?

Can check

Looks like I’ve found one single issue in which I align with Dabo

Big mistake here. Should have asked him to take the yoke

Footy Scran should honestly be radicalizing American sports fans

I was here yesterday. It goes both ways

Does Ezra Klein lack object permanence?

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

The correct answer will always be Pushing Daisies

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Let’s go Tigers

Wait, Huey Long only lived to 42?