O Grinch, Where Art Thou?

So rich to do this pearl-clutching routine when you appear on a weekly show that platforms Pat McAfee

Absolutely dying at this

Not the point here, but a competent editor would have fixed the headline to say “fewer” and not “less”

Pretty sure you don’t have to hand it to Hanania. I mean this with all due respect, go fuck yourself @mattyglesias.bsky.social

Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF: hard mode. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel

I see story after story of these ghouls acting like there are no consequences for their actions, so why isn’t the opposition party shouting from the rooftops that they won’t stand for this and that they’ll uphold the law if we vote them in?

Some of my favorite new-to-me media this year: Movies: Raising Arizona, Grand Budapest Hotel, Friendship, True Grit Books: House of Leaves, 100 Years of Solitude TV: Severance S2, Chair Company Music: Car Seat Headrest, Turnstile Video games: Alan Wake 2, Hades 2

A text exchange my wife just had with her mother

Nothing sexier than the sound of a fork in a garbage disposal

Between this and the transphobic OU essay, what a week for terrible writing

Probably just bowl memorabilia (beanie, scarf, koozie) from the Quick Lane/Game Above Sports Bowl

Trees!

This is basically my exact take on podcasts. If you’re capable of landing lead roles on TV or movies, stay in your lane

Watching this Ohio State fan have a complete meltdown after a win has been a lot of entertainment for the morning

Looking at this picture gives me heartburn

Quick, someone track hair dye futures in State College

Update (I only had 250 words to work with)

Time to get weird

Representation is important

Clearly, Detroit has the superior Thanksgiving Day parade

Kid with no friends wants to be class president. His platform? No homework and no pizza

He looks so happy. Like he’s gonna catch Covid again

New idea I’m trying this year: any time I hear my wife express interest in having something, I pull out my phone and write it in the Notes app

Let me tell you about another man of faith who made room in his heart for sex workers

If BYU was around then, they could have sent missionaries to teach him soaking

I started taking weekly improv classes

These people are so much more fun to read about than the nearsighted weirdos who want to populate the world

When you’re definitely the good guys

I wish there was an app where we could all gather and talk about this www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...

Watching Back to the Future 2. Incredible how it got everything wrong about 2015, but everything right about the current timeline

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

Look at this tacky paper sign

My wife just turned to me and said “I don’t know what happened, but for some reason Larry Bird is all over my for you page”

This is annoying as hell coming from a Polish guy

Scariest thing I saw last night was a couple with two kids named Nixon and Thatcher

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

The Chair Company is modern Lovecraft

Jimmy Rolder legacy game

Loving the two fullback formations Michigan is running tonight

Justice Haynes has been nothing short of incredible this year

I am a good member of a group chat

Just saw a commercial for Ohio in the UM-MSU pregame. Wars have been fought over less

I like Dune/College football analogies because some of them are very easy

@opg.bsky.social what have you done to my timeline?