Kelly__le
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Jokes and whatnot. Kelly__le from the Twitter
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Pinned from the other place: I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
about 1 year ago
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10 years without him fucking sucks Scott Weiland October 27, 1967 - December 03, 2015
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
3 days ago
PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.
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Midge
3 days ago
They should’ve called them Treese’s
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Ohhhh it’s a bow. I totally didn’t think it was the Grinch spreading cheeks at all. 👀
3 days ago
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Oh to be a kitty cat asleep on a pillow, under a blanket, curled against momma, staring at a Christmas tree. 🖤🖤🖤#lucypancakes
5 days ago
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All the trees are up, the outside is decorated, and I am very happy ❤️🥰🎄🎅🏼🎁☃️
5 days ago
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THIS BITCH FROM IHOP IS TALKING MAD SHIT
6 days ago
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Midge
5 months ago
Stages of life: 1. Birth 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Death
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Midge
10 days ago
The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱
about 2 months ago
let the gravy just shower over you
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
10 days ago
Thanksgiving is tomorrow? I still have my 9/11 tree up
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It’s amazing that my body only functions off cheese and naps.
10 days ago
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I’m at the doctor and somebody is flipping through a magazine. Who does that? They probably write checks at Walmart.
10 days ago
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Sometimes you just get the weird feeling you’re being watched. 👀
#lucypanckes
10 days ago
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Parsley Sage
20 days ago
The French had a cure for this.
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This Home Depot is playing my jams.
20 days ago
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Are the Trumpers gonna copy him now? They wore the diapers. They wore the ear patches. Are they gonna start jaw doggin?
22 days ago
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I wish my brights were brighter. I want people to question if the actual sun is driving toward them.
23 days ago
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Sooz
28 days ago
I had a really good day today. Hope you did too. 💚🩵💙💜🩷❤️🧡💛
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Yeah, I read it that way at first too.
28 days ago
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Lizzlepants 🐒
about 1 month ago
if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
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Imagine having any and all entertainment at your fingertips and still choosing to watch a Mark Wahlberg movie.
about 1 month ago
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Felt like I was in trouble the second I walked in the door 👀
#lucypancakes
about 1 month ago
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Today was sweater weather. I hate long sleeves. This is called compromise.
about 1 month ago
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Sooz
about 1 month ago
Busy day on the prairies. I’m gonna get chocolate wasted and go to bed.
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Halbeerz
about 1 month ago
Didn't win the lottery. Guess that ballroom I was gonna add to the house will have to wait.
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Regular Arkansas Hooty Owl
about 1 month ago
Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.
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My son just said “my friend at school, Talon…” and I didn’t hear another word he said after TALON.
about 2 months ago
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The cop wasn’t nearly as impressed at my ability to drive with my knees while I eat breakfast and text as I was.
about 2 months ago
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Did anyone even tell Ed Gein to eat a banana and go out in nature for awhile??
about 2 months ago
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DaddyJew
about 2 months ago
i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
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I think people can forget just how big buttholes can be.
about 2 months ago
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You know how you leave your tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, what do you get if it’s a kidney stone?
about 2 months ago
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When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….
2 months ago
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Can’t. Busy doing a pickup.
2 months ago
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I’m ready for Halloween! 💀👻🎃🐦⬛☠️🪦💜
2 months ago
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Do people even spontaneously human combust anymore??
2 months ago
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Jez
2 months ago
Me irl
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IntroVertebrat (Linda Lou)
2 months ago
Looks like this is the only Rapture we’re gonna get today
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Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)
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Did the Rapture happen or are there just more heathens than I thought?
2 months ago
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Parsley Sage
2 months ago
In a couple months, the people who were emotionally and spiritually moved by the Charlie Memorial Fandango are gonna tell us Xmas has become too commercial.
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Is Charlie Kirk going to come get everybody or is God gonna let old news Jesus do it?
#RaptureWatch2025
2 months ago
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I sure hope all of them are wearing their underwear for the Rapture.
#GrandmaFlaps
2 months ago
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Happy Rapture Day!!! I’m going to be so glad to have shorter lines at the store & church buildings turned into something actually useful.
#LaterYall
#GetOnOuttaHere
#GoOnGit
2 months ago
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I’m done. The past two weeks have fucking sucked. I’ve had to pay for a cremation, a broken toilet, and my car being completely destroyed by hail.
2 months ago
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Lock Wilford
3 months ago
You think you are going to ruin my life, just wait until you see what I've done to it
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑
3 months ago
I just hope Canada thinks about me sometimes, too.
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Jason, ex Inferis
3 months ago
A glory hole for compliments
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This going to bed at a reasonable hour and waking up at a reasonable hour is really throwing me off.
3 months ago
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I’m going to go and a nap. I hope it’s 1995 when I wake up.
3 months ago
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