Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Sluggo is all grown up and still getting into mischief!

People are acting like AI films are the new talking pictures 🤦🏼‍♂️ “sure, a few will lose their careers, but AI is the inevitable future.” STFU.

Excerpt from Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L Sayers. It’s a Lord Peter Wimsey Mystery first published in 1933.

I’d like to be excited about this, but I know the Supreme Court will strike it down.

Idiots. The Supreme Court already ruled that the president is above the law—he can’t be prosecuted. You already HAVE a way to deal with corruption, like selling pardons—impeach and remove. You can’t because the president’s party refuses to do the right thing. You can’t fix this.

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AI Demi says resistance is futile.

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Honestly, mine is a perpetually agitated sparkle snow globe.

We should really fuck with rightwingers’ confused little brains and refer to transitioning as conversion therapy. They won’t know which way to turn.

That’s because he doesn’t HAVE a political career. He’s only—and has only ever been—a facade. He’s not making decisions or giving orders. He’s doing what he’s always done—being other people’s little bitch, as long as the people running things let him pretend to be the big man.

Everything about this guy’s body language and vocal delivery screams chronic masturbator full of post-nut guilt.

Being gay is seeing this book in the cheap paperback rack at the local grocery store when you’re 7 years old and instinctively knowing it’s a gay story.

Alleged businessman slurs rambling nonsense between bouts of nodding off.

Pass—he admires donald and thinks the world can be nonpartisan while one of the parties is Nazi.

They could take turns stuffing me with dick in the backseat of the car all day long—

"known racist Elon Musk makes racist comments" is a far more accurate headline.

Coworker today told me he voted Libertarian in 2016. I strained every facial muscle I have in order to NOT react.

If history has taught us anything, it’s that Ukraine should press their advantage and absorb Russia. Otherwise, Russia will only continue to come back at them again and again.

So leak your own nudes🤷🏻‍♂️

Kinda loving how they trick him into these honest sound bites now.

Nazis

forgiveness is not even REMOTELY necessary for you to move on with your life.

Watched an episode of Medium tonight and they actually SHOWED the corpse of a toddler who’d been lured away, sexually assaulted, then killed horrifically.😱

We are the bad guys.

let's be absolutely clear here--every republican in a gerrymandered district should vote Dem this year and next, if for no other reason than to make it clear to party leaders that cheating isn't acceptable.

If dems ever regain control, I don’t want just good policies. I want them to aggressively undo the damage republicans have done and I want justice served against every member past and present in donald’s administration and every republican congressman serving during these years.

I can never tell if this means he’s declining or in better shape than we thought. To me, his prognosis “not looking good” would be wonderful. ☠️☠️☠️🪦

Might head out to the local gas station to see if any good old country boys will let me suck them off if I pay for they gas 🤔 Suck first, of course.

Raise your hand—how old were you the first time you shot a load? And was it intentional or involuntary emission? Me, I was 10 and rubbing one out when it literally came out 😏had no idea if something was wrong or not, but it didn’t hurt and continued to happen every time🤷🏻‍♂️

Weird how the most memorable scene in a film titled Women In Love is the nude wrestling scene between the 2 male leads.🤔 Is the objectification of the men intentional, or incidental, social commentary?!😏 Or simply eye candy?!

Unbeknownst to both my teacher and my parents, by 1st grade, I was already touching myself while thinking about naked men every chance I got.

She understood motherhood better than all these christian women who disown their kids for being gay or trans.

When mom’s getting banged on Mother’s Day and wants to make sure the kids don’t interrupt—

Even Nazi-Lon’s stupid AI knows—

That’s ‘cause you’re a republican, dumbass, not a “moderate Democrat”

Most memorable scene—

no such thing as climate change? the growing season begins later and later with every passing year. it's May 10th, and home gardeners like myself have yet to set out our plants. 10 years ago, tomatoes were in-ground by the last week of April at the latest.