Once again.

[late to wake up]: Uh, this seems really bad.

My mom only watches movies that are about 2 people who hate each other but through enough quippy dialogue they end up falling in love at the end

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.

Her whole thing is “No, it is the executives who are actually oppressed.” Once you view any decision she makes through that lens, everything makes sense, including how she’s gotten to where she is.

one of the most recent new pieces from the free press is someone interviewing parents about how they feel about their kids voting zohran mamdani, the free press portrays a mother monitoring the way her kid votes on an absentee ballot as the sane one!

there’s so many reasons we need to abolish ICE

a good time to bump this

I hate the dude but this is what you say when you’re unafraid of what’s on those files. This completely destroys a Trump talking point.

really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense

'hey do you wanna hear the thoughts of some self-described gen z republicans?' what? no

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

artists hold immeasurable storytelling power. well-educated artists are a genuine threat to the establishment, and that's why so much time and money is spent on dissuading people from pursuing a life among the arts

When you do stuff like this and it isn't covered as the massive scandal it should be, the permission structure to do equally awful stuff is quite high.

President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago.

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Aubrey and I had @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social from @worstpossible.world on @informedattraction.bsky.social and I had a great time @ the recording and Santa fell off the roof @ Scott Calvin’s house (ON PURPOSE!!!) listen here or wherever u get ur podcasts: open.spotify.com/episode/1wWg...

he's gotta go

Don't blame the turner diaries troglodytes literally dismantling the Department of Education, blame the 11 year old with ADHD who needs an extra 30 minutes for the test.

she cook on my pvi til I uniform swing

problematic Spotify age gap relationship

White House ratio'd by the smallest possible pop star.

it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president

The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker. Just to level set

was dying after the eagles game and the rams have resuscitated me

this administration really does shine an unflattering light on the influencer class, by and large a group of people with no discernable expertise or skills. get famous railing against FBI guys using jets, become FBI director and use the jet for an absolutely stunning amount of influencer fucking off

I think what we learned today is we gotta just keep sending hot male socialists to talk to Donald Trump. He just wants a cool hot guy to talk to after being trapped with all these weird little cretins for months.

DST does not save energy. “Arizona would consume more energy if it implemented Daylight Saving Time.” #DitchDST!

trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful. Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened. This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.

Nice of @nytimes.com to make clear that, whenever its dull conservative columnists complain about the evils of "feminism" or "liberal feminism," they of course mean "women."

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

A thing you're not seeing if you haven't checked Twitter in the last week is all the political betting markets (Polymarket, Kalshi) are actively caping for Cuomo and spreading Zohran conspiracies on there. Usually this would be a cause for some sort of regulatory oversight but that no longer exists.

every news outlet and journalist who calls trans rights a losing issue should be forcefed soap and their own regrets

the democratic party wants the youth vote but hates what the youth vote wants

perfect optics event to hold right as 40 million americans will increasingly struggle to get food with SNAP benefits expiring

I support the dark woke winemoms

Mockler: I’m 23 years old, and Gen Zers have spent all of our formative years living in a political system that’s purely dysfunctional. People in my generation see the president posting memes online rather than actually negotiating with the other side.

It's been over a month since Adelita Grijalva was duly elected to Congress. But Speaker Johnson is denying her constituents representation and refusing to swear her in because she is the last signature needed to force a vote to release the Epstein files. Shameful.

This is brutal

oh just straight up gutter racism!

real housewives is great and all but when are they gonna make the real they/thems of bushwick