@informedattraction.bsky.social our minds (episode 20 of our podcast is about the hamburger helper glove)

the obsession that some men have with projecting an archetype of hot crazy woman onto anyone vaguely alt is funny when you realize they just got mad that a woman they dated had emotions or needs

@informedattraction.bsky.social grok is this true (we did an episode on chopped that i think is very good)

when men

arugula gotta be the most bisexual vegetable

is it harder to find love or a functioning printer

gonna start saying “david lynch?? the guy from talking heads??” to men until something happens

you think im afraid of you??? YOU CAN’T TAKE MY JOB **punches the computer screen that’s showing the chaptgpt browser, fracturing every bone in my hand and stunting my ability to work**

this week’s episode on the movie adaptation of the whale, a movie no one has ever discussed in the context of fat politics on the internet ever

you contain multitudes. i contain lots of pringles.

“are you okay?” you ask. i look up, a slight smirk on my face. an abysmal cover of “feelin’ good” begins to play.

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

normalize tar and feathering

this week’s episode is about fat albert, the legacy of bill cosby, and why doris has no goddamn friends

she wears short skirts (giallo) i wear tshirts (found footage) she’s cheer captain (eyes without a face) and im on the bleachers (freddy vs jason)

this is a good thread but I might actually take it further -- I don't think manosphere shit is actually about getting laid, I think it's literally about male loneliness, by which I mean, men addressing their loneliness via homosocial bonding through misogyny

the sweeney ad is a good example of how the media environment is designed to help conservatives. were there some over the top tiktoks? yeah. was it anybody of note? or systemic on the left? not really. but literally anyone or anything can fuel a machine designed to make trouble for dems

there is no universe where sydney sweeney is interesting enough to justify this much discourse

id fuck snap marry pop and kill crackle. he is the youngest and most immature. you know that they’re not related but kellogg says their relationship is “like that of brothers”? that feels gay to me. i think they’re in a polycule. i bet there’s fanfics about it. anyway im drowning in debt.

there’s always some new health craze that will revolutionize health and quite literally all are scams to sell supplements because if they were telling you the truth all they’d tell you is get daily recommended amount of fiber, eat like 1 fruit a day and stop drinking soda daily

count chocula is kinda fine ngl

we’re on here now :) and we hit 1000 downloads this morning :)

who teaches reporters to write like this

this week starts our four part series on fat suits, a surprisingly modern trope in media. remember how tyra banks once put on a fat suit and learned fat people have feelings? dr hoffer remembers

you’re laughing. i’m explaining the plot of the two hour long season 5 episode of csi: crime scene investigation titled “grave danger” that was directed by quentin tarantino and you’re fucking laughing.

hey everybody i know we live in trying times but have you ever considered whether the geico gecko is a gentle dom? we have. and you can’t stop us.

Bury me in Flavortown, brother.