Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) made clear on Saturday afternoon that she has no intention of taking her own life after making the case for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.

Dear Christian MAGA’s,

With all the talk of the left being terrorists, does anyone else remember this

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I was in "war ravaged" Portland just the other day. It's the first war zone I've ever been in. It didn't look like any war zone I've seen in the movies or on the news. People enjoying the early fall weather, buskers, children enjoying the weekend market, people walking the waterfront. The horror!

🤣🤣🤣 I think I peed a little.

It's become painfully apparent that Jeffries has built his entire career on explaining the obvious as if he just learned about it.

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I miss when the Onion did satire

The much-hyped SIM farm the Secret Service seized uses readily available off the shelf tech that, very interestingly, has also become critical to ticket scalping. I, like others, am extremely not buying the idea that this was intended to take down the cell network www.404media.co/the-sim-farm...

Trump just hired them back in time to fire them due to the shutdown.

MAGAts think irony is what MAGAt wives do to get the wrinkles out of their husband's brown shirts.

Still here.

Still here.

Escalator... gate?

A bottle that is virtually impossible to open.

And the cycle of denial continues...

For constant headache pain caused by worrying about the Epstein files, doctors recommend taking two Tylenol, releasing the files, and call your lawyer in the morning.

We'll call it the American Looney.

Still here, eh?

One of the better ones …

Wating for Jesus

Looks like Jesus passed us by.

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NEW: Jimmy Kimmel returned to late night with a monologue on American free speech, in defiance of pressure from President Trump, the head of the Federal Communications Commission, and local broadcast companies Sinclair and Nexstar (which is seeking to acquire 9NEWS/TEGNA)

Who knew the best way to stop Trump is a broken escalator.

Two facts that are not in dispute: 1. Tylenol doesn't cause autism. 2. Religion can cause MAGAism.

When anyone who fell for the rapture bullshit posts tomorrow, everyone should respond, "You're still here?"

The real horror about this is the fact the US Government are blaming women for Autism

The stupidest thing about this EO is calling ANTIFA an "organization".

This is going to be in my head all day. IYKYK

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Every time MAGAts complain about the libs being violent, just keep posting these images. All these insurrectionists were pardoned by a President who is a convicted felon. Never, ever let them forget it.

Murica! Fuck yeah!

Maybe ABC should just start streaming Kimmel and fuck all those Nextstar/Sinclar affiliates? Choke them off from ad revenue. And the FCC can't do a damn thing about what Kimmel says. The days of over-the-air are fading fast anyway. Just do it.

The local cops didn't respond? They did nothing to help this girl?

Nothing says “land of the free” like armed agents of the state saying “show me your papers if you want your daughter back” bsky.app/profile/nbcb...

Jimmy's back, MAGA bitches! Don't waste those tears! Bottle them, so you can sell them to the libs! MAGA tears taste soooo sweet!

Anyone who thinks they'll be raptured on the 24th can leave their entire estate to me. I'm a godless atheist, so I'll be around to take care of it.