Tick Tock by Michael de Adder by Michael de Adder.

Trump's Epstein Files Problem by Dave Whamond

Good afternoon, #jokesters! ☕😁 Ronny Chieng on why America is not doing so great today. Impressive non-stop portion. 👍😂

👀 This could mean he has some potential implications. No shock but rather expected. 'In the letter, Trump writes that he "absolutely" respects the independence of Israel's justice system, but that he believes Netanyahu is facing "a political, unjustified prosecution".'

'The sanctions, which take effect immediately, target those behind Russia's drone and cyberattacks on Ukraine, 100 vessels in Russia's sanctions-evading shadow fleet and two Russian liquefied natural gas (LNG) entities.'

#jokesters Good Morning all☕️☕️🥶😎Happy Tuesday😁😅😃

FFS. 🤬 The Nazi administration doing what they only know.

Conman.

'US House Democrats have released new Epstein emails that reference President Donald Trump'

'Many Canadians continue to boycott travel to the United States, and the U.S. economy is paying the price.'

Dig In by Mike Luckovich

May your Wednesday be great, #jokesters! ☕☕☕☀️ 🙃😄 (Charles Schultz, Jan. 2, 1985)

Soundgarden members Chris Cornell, Kim Thayil, Hiro Yamamoto, Ben Shepherd, and Matt Cameron are 2025 Rock Hall Inductees. Soundgarden performed "Black Hole Sun" with some help from Brandi Carlile, Taylor Momsen, Mike McCready, and Jerry Cantrell. 👍🤘

Stay safe, Montrealers.

Good evening, #jokesters! A woman was taking a shower when she heard a knock on the door. She called out, “who is it? I can’t come to the door right now, I just stepped out of the shower” The man at the door answered “Don’t worry lady, I’m a blind salesman".

'Space weather forecasters issued an alert on Tuesday for incoming severe solar storms that could produce colourful northern lights and temporarily disrupt communications.'

This was a good segment last night.

#jokesters ☕☕☕ The three life stages of sex: Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly 😁 Age 35-60: Try Weekly 🥴 Age 60-90: Try Weakly 😢

I'll go with Hendrix and Janis Joplin. You?

The Contrarian by Michael de Adder. 🎯

Fascism by David Horsey. Lest we forget. Not just today.

The moron puppet of the UCP will, of course, promote these now familiar changes in lock step with the far right cult. These sick cultists are traitors to AB and Canada but humankind. Albertans vote this degenerate out. 🤬

On November 8, 2025, in Chicago, a masked ICE or CBP GOON point-blank sprayed pepper spray at worried neighbors, including several elderly individuals, after causing a car accident.

Translation: he has no idea how insurance works

They are suffering from a mutated 'Foot and Mouth' disease known as 'Foot in Mouth' mouth' disease.

The warrior ethos used on American citizens.

it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability

NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”

The hospital told the Toronto Star that it has received contributions from more than 400 U.S.-based donors. Sandra Chiovitti, a spokesperson for SickKids, said that all of those donations included a message about the Blue Jays or baseball, and that 20 of those donors signed up to contribute monthly.

The Canadian Premier League final taking place in the middle of a snowstorm is being dubbed the most Canadian soccer game ever.

An global embarrassment from day one.

“He felt the world needed to resolve this issue and the United States was just sitting back and not doing anything, so he joined Canada to do it.”

“The intent behind Remembrance Day is not to glorify war. It's to reflect upon those who paid the ultimate sacrifice,” Major Rick Cameron

A Pittance of Time - Terry Kelly "Take two minutes, would you mind? It's a pittance of time For the boys and the girls who went over In peace may they rest May we never forget why they died It's a pittance of time"

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'Ontario’s housing minister is considering stepping in to quash a proposed rental development at Toronto's northern city limits, over concerns raised by a pharmaceutical company.'

'While it is scientifically possible to identify the Unknown Soldier, Canada agreed when the body was returned in May 2000, not to conduct DNA testing.'

Happy Tuesday, #jokesters! ☕☕☀️😂

'The level of buckthorn clearing the goats accomplished in two days — by mouth no less — would normally take Feisthauer and her husband weeks if not months to pull out and chop down by hand' 👏

“They had wives and children, and yet they risked their lives to make a point and fight for Canada so they could bring home the right to vote for their community,”

“I think they should be embarrassed. ... I think they owe an apology to Albertans, to admit that we fumbled. We have the worst record in North America,”

Affordable Care Act by Nick Anderson

Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.

1 of 2: A social experiment that was performed by Nikalie Monroe (on TikTok) has been getting heard. She called local churches, a mosque (who said yes A.SA.P.) to see if they would help feed a hungry baby. The answers, if anything, we're shocking! Most said no; 8 said yes (or of ~30). #ProudBlue

When my cartoons become reality. #chicago

Good grief, by @deAdder open.substack.com/pub/deadder/...

The Contrarian

Burn in hell.

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