Costco should host Pride events with special shopping hours so we can see a drag show and shop without having to fight the crowds during our month.

Paper ghosts dance in place when undead intentions refuse to die.

from mortal husk i rise anew

If FIFA isn't going to bring an influx of discreet/curious straight men looking for blowjobs to Toronto, then this whole soccer shit isn't worth it imo.

Bluesky is like being stranded on an island with a bunch of good people and we built a nice little town and we party every night but you better fuckin like weirdos because that's all we got

I met with my psych today and went off about how badly politics is stressing me out, which led to him going off about how badly politics is stressing him out, and I am empowered by the knowledge that while he can’t make my stress better, I can make both of our stress worse.

Fuck off and die.

Happy pride month to this toxic couple

The struggle 😭

A failure isn’t a failure, it’s just not a success.

Yass

Hmm this made me feel things

Check out these rubenesque horses from a hotel lobby, they look like they’d be the life of the party honestly, if they were alive

Because why not

me to a room full of straight men:

Due process is ending after 250 years. The demise of the long-running pillar of democracy made our critic think of another thing: maybe the government should just kill everybody they don't like immediately and get it over with.

they're replacing libraries with a guy who just says shit

I found this to be the final truth that freed me from my past and the future. Which allowed me to start enjoying life.

The key to achieving peace is the conscious recurring choice to decide what you think for youself.

I’ve been dreaming they would return!!!

The Cavendish Banana is a person of interest in three separate killings across oregon and Washington stretching from 1992 to 1995 and investigators believe he may be linked to as many as a dozen more across the Pacific Northwest and Idaho

The desire to have a bf that lets me be vulnerable instead of their only rock. is probably equally good and bad. Good in i could be vulnerable, and bad, in that it’s exploitable.

Temporal revelations!

I don’t think I’m as scared of *anything* as puffed-chest conservative dudebros are of just riding on the Metro. Go cry at the gym, cowards.

Revolutions are fail states, and you shouldn't trust anyone who preaches them as ecstatic eschatology and deliverance instead of a tragically necessary *gamble*.

“I hate drama” is 98% likely to come from the primary generators and consumers of drama.

I’ve been online for decades now and my personal universal experience in any community has been that the power users are 1) the loudest voices calling for more moderation and 2) extremely surprised and aggrieved that as users, moderation applies to them too.

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Multiple husbands???

I feel so tired but my brain refuses to sleep

Finds a gold thread

babe is everything ok? You’ve hardly touched your riZZlerberry

Hi it is my birthday, please do something to support the freedom to read ❤️ Ilovelibraries.org + Call your reps to oppose the federal book banning bill HR 7661: reps.fyi

Am I sentient? Or are we dancers? My signs are viral, my hands are mold For context I recently played RE village

Autistic burnout is weaponizing labels and titles you don't personally believe in

the goal is to go full Frank Reynolds and make it their problem

yeah basically

The whole point of the holodeck is to let the crew take shore leave in the ass-end of deep space without having to pull into Space Singapore. As long as its use leads to fewer cases of Exotic Space Dickrot than Harry Kim normally gets, it's served it's purpose. Not none, just fewer.

*dusts off his “Never ever trust straight women” plaque*

Paying less for less makes sense

*stops vomiting in order to clap*

Few things are more amusing than watching dog owners be surprised by their own dogs poor training

My kidneys are on their way!

This guys had started about the same time as mine and we bonded over trying to explain the differences in alcoholic beverages on a fast processing liver.