Poor lighting but the sweater deserves to be seen

Gonna tell my kids this was Glinda & Elphaba

It's snowing! ❄️🌨️☃️

Do you ever wonder how many times you've been the kill in fuck marry kill?

It is insane that hotels in Manhattan are $1k+ per night during the holidays yet in January they drop to $100+ per night.

Philly folks: where do the gays go to dance on a Saturday night?

Random memory from Google photos

If you're the Zoom organizer for a meeting and you have your Zoom setup so that people can't join without being admitted, you need to be on time for meetings. (I am currently waiting for someone who is often late to start an important meeting.)

My Spotify Wrapped age is 25 and that tracks:

Trying out a new bar because a friend is bartending but it smells like cigarette smoke. I'm not sure if they secretly allow smoking (highly illegal here) or if their customers reek of smoke.

My neighborhood bar is slammed with people I've never seen before for a memorial that started at 2pm. Fucking wild atmosphere.

Climate change has robbed the U.S. Central East Coast of a snowy winter. Instead we're doomed to get a cold and wet winter and I hate it.

I've noticed that a lot of people won't ring the doorbell; instead they knock and then call when the knock goes unanswered. The doorbell couldn't be anymore obvious so that's not the issue.

I had ~100mg of caffeine before the gym and ~80mg after yet I could definitely go back to sleep.

I'm not hungover but I feel like I could be hungover at any moment. Praying to the gods to keep me on this side of the line.

Oh no. We're in a suite and I can't figure out how to turn off a light in the living room.

Or course the universe has me at Trade on Brittney night

It seems turtle necks are still wildly popular in dc. Some people can pull it off but I'm at a club...

Heading to DC for the night

Booked Provincetown for August 2026. Only 9 months away lol.

Happy Friday 🎉

Turned on the television to an old episode of Wings and despite having not seen the show for 25+ years of course it's an episode I remember as if I saw it last week (Helen bonks her head and everyone works together to keep her awake for 18 hours).

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

It's Turkey Eve and I smell like grease and beer 🦃🎉

@dlance.bsky.social The David Lance?!

I'm flattered when colleagues reach out about an opportunity... until I see the salary range. I would never go though the stress of jumping to a new org without a significant increase in pay. I value what little sanity I have left.

20-30% of American households claim to attend church weekly yet location data suggests it's actually as low as 5%. Funny that they'd lie about it.

Funny how the "grid-can't-handle-it" crowd for EVs has nothing to say about the massive, power-hungry ascent of AI.

Kevin Spacey is working as a lounge singer in Cyprus which seems so random. I didn't even know he could sing.

Spent the last 6 days in a cabin with 12 gays that work in tech (14 gays in total). They brought their own wifi mesh network, a streaming device for each television, multiples of every gaming device made in the last 5 years, a fancy coffee machine, & far more edibles than could be safely consumed.

Hopping from lounge to lounge at the Atlanta Airport because nine times out of ten I fly out of airports before the lounges have opened.

✈️ Atlanta for a cabin trip in the Blue Ridge Mountains w/ @jfcap.bsky.social

I would party with them

Stuck in DC because I didn't think to check what time the parking garage opens on Sundays. Getting breakfast while I wait for 11 AM.

If you aren't having sex while the hotel preview channel plays on repeat in the background, what are you doing?

OnlyPaws but it's cat paws, not a pup's feet

Bring back the California Raisins or an A-Teens version. They should be releasing music and we should be hearing the remixes while out at the clubs.

Football hasn't been the same since they made their pants opaque so we can't see their butts and jockstraps.

My villain story is me reaching out to someone numerous times to get a document signed for them to finally open the DocuSign but not sign it. *screams into the void*

It's wild that TikTok no doubt knows more about its users than the users know about themselves. For example, I guarantee Tiktok's user data could be used to diagnose the 'tism in people with mild cases. Tiktok algorithm: here's a video about trains!

We should force the losers who proclaimed they would move out of NYC if Mamdani won to actually do it. Shame them into leaving.

I wouldn't mind touching more *checks notes* "lives"

Is tomorrow the correct day to put up my Christmas tree?

Handing out candy with @jfcap.bsky.social

I've been looking at beard transplant surgery before and after pictures and it seems that a lot of them have chosen to make their beard way too perfect which results in a weird looking beard. Makes them look like a villain in a children's show or lifetime movie (weird overlap but seems to exist).

Robot vaccum speeds up when I get near it which is definitely a sign that it doesn't like me and would take me out if it could.

Why we gotta blame the sugar daddies? The problem could be with the sugar babies.

19.2 oz Double Dank 9% IPA 🍺

Saks Fifth Avenue sells the most gaudy overpriced stuff. No wonder the company is sinking.

Venmo wants to be your bank, but they seem to rely entirely on AWS and have been down for hours.