There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

Reminder that you probably want to turn OFF the RUDE label in the official Bluesky Moderation section of your Settings. It's a ridiculous label that protects folks in power and punishes activists via tone policing. It also defaults to HIDE which is CRAZY.

listen. I know that touching the stove didn't go so well the last dozen times. a mistake anyone could make, really. but now we have no nerve endings left and bandages on our hands, so we can actually touch it for even longer when you really think about it.

the woke ginger was milkshake ducked and i just can't today

this is me

30 years ago tonight:

I want to go back to bed.

Can this be a solution?

Very proud moment for Australia as a whole type of stock market pattern is now named after the national animal 🦘📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

this is the most depressing thing I have ever seen

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

who could have predicted that the stove would be hot

Truly a perfect news alert

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs. This video is lowballing it.

Attacks leave dead vs killed

What is it now?

I've been sitting here for the past 30 minutes grappling with the unfortunate thought that every single government policy of the past decade and a half has been meant to either cater directly to or to legitimize this person's worldview. please enjoy having this thought with me.

wish I was there instead of here

happy international women's day

I think about this a lot. the same publications that publish "Are Chatbots Conscious? Do They Deserve Human Rights?" will have "Why the Homeless Need To Be Fed Into Woodchippers For the Economy" 3 pages later. the same chuds that think AI is sentient deny the humanity of millions. it's grotesque.

how does this account have access to my internal monologue

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

Bsky devs: "our users are beyond stupid, we are the smartest people alive and nobody understands technology like us" Also bsky devs: "I put my phone in the pool because it was hot"

PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.

No. There is no hope for us.

A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime

bad wish I was in a functional society that ate giant bugs and had sewers full of ash zombies tbh

changed my mind, sorry

I did not think that outsourcing military decisions to people that cooked their brains on 4chan could possibly be this funny

This is what it would look like to fly over the Martian North Pole aboard @esa.int's Mars Express orbiter. This sequence of 117 images was captured by the VMC camera on June 14th, 2019 over the course of 3 hours and is played a 1200x speed. #planetsci Credit: ESA/Simeon Schmauß flic.kr/p/2rQAPdw

wild drum #drums #drummer #ドラム #ドラマー #drum

me, every day now:

watching videos of burning F-15s riding a flat spin into the ground and thinking about how 1: I've been told all my life that we can't simply afford healthcare or mass transit or welfare 2: the average ST session had better deconfliction than the united states military in 2026 lol

lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’

the only people who were supposed to die here were the slaves who built it this isn’t fair!!!

"mrs soldierwife? it's me, the greatest president. yes. some say--people are always saying, 'sir, you are so much better than obamna.' yes. I'm sorry, but your husband died at incelpylae while chadmaxing during operation epic bacon. a shame... SAD! I am told he had excellent aryan skull structure."

Grateful for even the briefest stolen glances of such beauty.

Our first Unreal Engine 3 president

Congrats on inventing insider trading war crimes, America

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

saw the 10,000th variation of this today and something inside me broke