when the AI datacenters inevitably close i'm gonna move into one and attack anyone who enters like it's an ancient dunmer stronghold

in the past week I've seen 10 instances of actual news organizations peddling things like "use these 4 words to be successful" and "the 14 words currently shaping our Nation," and I just want to say how fucking dire it is that The News is now publishing "one weird trick discovered by a mom" articles

my favorite part of valve hardware releases are the videos of improbable usage scenarios on the store pages like a guy hanging his $1000 gabenboy over a river to use it at an amusement park (???) or now, I guess, burying your gabencube in plants, or keeping it on an active ping pong table (?????)

Potentially for the last time, please enjoy the best picture of Keir Starmer

I can't believe jeremy corbyn did this.........

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

right, lads, wheel the new cabbage in.

was interested in the gothic remake, but then I found out it doesn't require you to make a weird claw to move with wasd + qe in combat, and doesn't even require you to hit ctrl-w to open things anymore. what a complete mockery of all that the original stood for, smh.

they are on Threads fighting to the death over whether or not it is ableist for an author to use the word “scrying" (people might not know the definition!). how beautiful. people staring into their phones and getting so emotional over “scrying.” perhaps there really is magic in reflective surfaces!

I feel like this could be a path to much better Discourse.

Decided to look into that reflecting pool i keep hearing about, and idk there's some blue in it

you can't post the madden gifs without posting snickers text generator www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNUN...

rewatching T2

the second I saw there was a new jonathan blow release, I literally immediately thought 2 things. 1: "there's going to be slop" 2: "he's going to say the slop was only used as placeholder for 'unimportant' things" apparently the only talent I have is being right about terrible things/people lol.

I wonder why the senate parliamentarian hasn't stepped in to stop any of this yet.

I NEED QRF TO BE REDCON RIGHT FUCKING NOW THEY’RE SWARMING THE REFLECTING POOL

lots of posts about EA stuff on deep discount on steam this week, but be aware that for much it you need an origin account to play it, even if you get it through gaben. source: I got titanfall in a bundle years ago and did not realize this until I installed it. I immediately uninstalled it lol.

Dragon's Dogma is a comedy game

thinking about how GTA6, which has reportedly cost more than $2,000,0000,0000 to make, will be dropping for $80 in the midst of an economic disaster. and about how the only way to appease The Shareholders will be predatory monetization and an absolutely huge mass firing.

If you're wondering why Rockstar is going all out on the GTA 6 cover art reveal its the poisoning news results about them losing their union busting suit

extremely disheartened that not a single person in my life thought to inform me that project wingman has a viggen in it smh does anyone even understand me

COULD HAVE COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME HERE

They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.

Wild Drummer #drum #percussion #housemusic #ドラム #ドラマー #drums #drummer

I did The Thing. my criteria was "reasonably obscure, and I am mad about it."

Life and death on three time scales Uintah Mountains, Utah

Wild Drummer #drum #percussion #housemusic

I think the UK might have the most embarrassing government on earth. as capriciously cruel and stupid as the US is, it's the UK trying to do things like "it's illegal to use youtube after 8PM without an ID" or "since there's no legitimate reason to own a kitchen knife, they should be banned."

when a 7yo gets into one of your best Minecraft worlds

wild drummer #drums #drummer #drum

Advertisement for dried fish, Estonian SSR, 1970.

one of the most enjoyable things this week has been watching europeans give really mild praise to the US re: tailgates or food or whatever, then going into the comments and without fail seeing english people going "tex-mex??? how quaint. try mushy peas, you bloody todger. heard of fish and chips???"

Uintah Mountains, Utah

Same

this is what every gen xer from california pictures in their head when they talk about how drinking from the hose made them hard.

geoff's entire week has just been ruined by the photo of the matching pose with refn-chan in the bisexual lighting room.

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Are women bourgeois?

brits: "I am getting takeaway from [diminutive ethnic slur], do you want extra eggrolls?" also brits:

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth