til this day i still can’t say “don’t” on rhythm smh

Me after getting more than 3 likes on a picture

“We can appeal the decision, if you like”

they stepped on her back and PULLED!!

It’s mf 37 degrees right now

Aight, time to hit the bar for trivia (and wings)

Dude got into a rap beef, got smoked so badly that he sued, and then lost said lawsuit. Don’t ever mention that caramel cracka’s name around me ever again.

Up late like I’m not going to the office in the morning

Why is my bus late? I just wanna go home and pour a drink

Longest work day of the year, but I’m almost done

UPS lost my package and old navy said to wait a week and then they’ll do something…

MARY WHO BREED YAAA

Need them to spoof the This is SportsCenter commercials now

Why my package late? These FedEx niggas play too much

I’ve had a good ass meatball sub before, but it’s like way too easy for one to be ass

*I* am not a dancing ass nigga, but I was able to get my boys (who be antisocial) out there learning how to bachata with some jawns

Gaht damn, 143 people hit him with:

Hittin this lil Oktoberfest later, finna have 6 beers for lunch

Might need to throw some hoodies in the wash

Quality time with the boy before I go out

Officially Velma Szn

Lemme do this lil wordle

At the bar post-fundraiser

Lemme watch this episode of Only Murders real quick

I know I scroll the Discover tab a lot more than I should, but there’s way too many pictures of AI women lately. Mfs gotta do better

Black people did.

The way I was hoping Jay Z would hop on the Clipse album to give some petty bars

Nigga is it still September??

Oh no, the pink hair perc fiend must be stirring up drama

Damn, Ruri Rocks was a solid single season show. Kinda wish they had some more epilogue in there for my girl

Once I see "private equity" I know it's about to tank. Cherish the Sim games you have now

I shouldn’t have scheduled an 8am doctors appointment…

If you or someone you now has recs for things i should check out in Toronto next month, drop them here pls 🥹

911 starting to suffer from the same issue as Fast & Furious. When you constantly trying to raise the drama, at some point reality and the plot diverge and that's how the LAPD/LAFD end up in *squints* space

Nigga don’t know women love legs just as much as we do, maybe even more 🤣

Women in thigh high socks >>>

Somebody quoted this with “When you wish a nigga would” and I can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭

Sweet Pussy Saturday

You don’t lol

I’m drunk, need food, and homegirl mad at me. It’s gonna be a mf Saturday, yall

Alice in Borderland is back, sooooooooo let me at least start the next episode

Some big implications for journalism, too, where reporters often mistake trending posts as a reasonable reflection of public opinion.

how you got beef with harriet tubman and curious george?

You not invited to the cookout but you can watch from the middle of the street…be the look out

Both Jt and Young Thug had the streets rooting for them while they were locked up but chose to come home and make complete asses of themselves. I miss when felons came home with strong upper bodies and malnourished legs and a broad vocabulary to use incorrectly.

Half day today. Just gotta set up a few emails and then I can fuck off for a while

Hey. So, protesting foreign policy at the event of someone who holds no power is performative as fuck.

I could open Crunchyroll, or scroll the timeline till I fall asleep… either way, work in the morning will be ass

Just got home from the bar, and ya boy need a snack