If I had a nickel for every time The Pokémon Company had to specify they aren't associated with The White House I'd have two nickels etc.

She uses blood for attack and healing, like she is a hunter of Yharnam 💉🩸 #re9

Hexo my beloved 👻💖

some shelley duval studies!

I was appreciating how Resident Evil Requiem didn't open with a bunch of logos to mash through and instead brought you right to the title screen but it looks like the game updated tonight and added a bunch of logos to mash through lmao

don't need wings to fly when you have tail

I just recently watched the first Scary Movie for the first time and the funniest jokes in it were the ones that weren't going out of their way to try to be offensive. The offensive jokes didn't offend me, they just felt lazy. I feel that's gonna happen with Scary Movie 6.

I think Standard (Classic) is the best way to play RE9 the first time, especially if you’re a long time fan of Resident Evil. It makes the Grace segments even more intense requiring thought and planning about when to save while still being manageable.

I think when you preface something with "we're gonna take down cancel culture" you're already telling me the jokes will be lazy and that it's going to rely on being offensive to be funny.

This feels on point with a show like Drake & Josh because I feel like they would villainize custodial workers. Like, all of Dan Schnieder's shows could be mean to working class people for no reason lol.

I felt clever devising this plan lol

My Little Puppy is a game where you play as a dog in the afterlife on a quest to reunite with their owner after they've passed? Oh no that game would make me cry

I'm sorry but this is hilarious

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Kyoto Animation is a beacon of what animation studios should all strive to be and Hideaki Hatta was a massive part of making it what it is today. I’m saddened by this news. May he Rest in Peace. Thank you for all you’ve done.

There’s a special place in Hell for people who don’t return shopping carts to return kiosks. There’s an even MORE special place in Hell for people who leave shopping carts IN FUCKING PARKING SPACES.

Barry gets all the credit for "funny lines" in the OG Resident Evil "Jill sandwich", etc. but people are honestly sleeping on how hilarious Rebecca's line deliveries are in this game. See in real time where I had to pause (and rewind) because @moldyclay.bsky.social and I were dying laughing.

Hell yeah Yuru Camp season 4! 2027 is so far, though...

I saw the Fire Force clip where the author self inserts himself as a kid to give a two minute speech justifying fanservice and I will always respect the Yoko Taro approach of "yeah I put fanservice in because I'm horny" so much more.

Going full circle.

I misread the bird starter's name in the new Pokémon as "Bort".

Requiem is good guys. I'm only stopping now because it's 9PM and I should probably have dinner.

My friend's brother ended up wasting their Master Ball on something dumb like this. It became an ongoing inside joke for us to just reference "level 40 Golbat."

Amazon might have ruined my weekend plans to play Resident Evil Requiem. Pre-ordered the game in November, arrival delayed until March 17th. Gonna go to Walmart today and pray they have copies after work. Never preordering a game from Amazon again, I guess lol.

I get my news from a reliable source

Scream 7 is the lowest rated Scream movie since Scream 3. Who'd have thought the hobbled together sequel they did after firing their lead from the previous two movies and scrambling to get any returning cast member they could in desperation would result in a bad movie? Color me shocked.

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

The N64 is a very flawed but important console that had plenty of high quality games on there. Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time are arguably two of the most important games ever made. Turok paved the way for controlling FPS games on console. Rumble is commonplace in just about all controllers now.

It sucks this happened to them and that a robbery is what tipped Nintendo off but this isn't really the usual "Nintendo suing people in Italy named Luigi" type shit people meme about. I mean, they were straight up using a Pokéball for the logo. It would be like a comic shop using the Batman logo.

Preparing for another fucking snowstorm in New Jersey with a blizzard warning. This winter has been ridiculous. I'm so sick of this shit.

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got my taxes out of the way

At a glance "Welcome to Doll Town" looked like my kind of shit but as more information as come to light yeah I'm gonna pass on that shit lol

Me, offering my guests a cup of coffee: “Would you like the Paris Hilton Sweet and Spicy That’s Hot creamer?”

PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

tem shape cookie

I GOTTA BELIEVE!!! #parappatherapper #umjammerlammy #fanart #artwork

My reaction to the Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen announcement.

Forgot to mention the other day but hell yeah English volume of Watamote release day

I love Scream but, yeah, fuck this movie. If you really wanna see Scream 7 don't pay to see it.

It's beyond stupid that Nintendo requires you to use the Virtual Boy headset (or the cardboard version) in order to play Virtual Boy games on NSO. Like, Virtual Boy games are perfectly playable in 2D on one's TV. To not even give the option to do that is ridiculous.

I'm kind of in disbelief that after all the updates Animal Crossing: New Horizons got that Nook's Cranny still only has just one upgrade.