Jalen Hurts is a bum

watching the falcons

this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point

CONGRATS, FALCONS

I've sent my top man for the job

They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens

I hate the fact that I understand every word of this. Truly a cursed day to be cognizant.

yall wanna see a fake punt?

I'm gonna need everyone to watch this right now youtu.be/ZByUhrkn9uk?...

We got mistaken for a mother and her daughter 🤭

Out to dinner with the absolutely gorgeous @transjesster.bsky.social 💕

It’s funny watching all the Claremont etc freaks be like “wait, I signed up for the competent fascism, not pedophiles on meth” and well

its so cool how this administration is coming up with new and interesting ways to break the appointments clause

Starting the last season of the sopranos now. Super stoked, even though I know it ends with Tony going into witness protection, moving to Manhattan, and failing to recruit LeBron to the Knicks

The sopranos dream episodes were probably fun as hell to make

Struggling to keep up with what's happened in the battle for an NC Supreme Court seat? We made a handy guide to help make sense of it all. 🔍

Tapping the sign.

I think the success of the Covid response also convinced people they can't get hurt

When you gonna stop eating pussy with the wussies and come suck some cock with a jock

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

Moving up in the world (of my vagina)

Date night with @transjesster.bsky.social - Novocaine movie time!

If you ever say the phrase deflationary boom you should be put in stockades. If you are also the owner of a financial services company you should be stripped of all wealth and power

if your team hasn't signed 900 free agents 20 minutes into the legal tampering period you should probably just die. it is over for you

Tired: Drafting Michael Penix was bad Wired: Drafting Michael Penix was good because the 2025 QB draft class is weak Inspired: Drafting Michael Penix was good because there are no Aaron Rodgers rumors about the Falcons

@fourverts.bsky.social was this an intentional reference in the dynamic kickoff interview?

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

Lindisfarne, 793 AD.

Happy Xmas from myself, @transjesster.bsky.social & @bunnybimbeaux.bsky.social 🎄💕♥️🎄

somewhere i hope there’s a single, continuous audio file of carrie underwood belting out THE LIONS AND THE RAMS IN A BIG TIME SHOWDOWN / THE BEARS AND THE TEXANS IN A PRIME TIME SHOWDOWN / THE FALCONS AND THE CHIEFS IN A WILD SHOWDOWN / THE BILLS AND THE RAVENS IN A MASSIVE SHOWDOWN / THE COWBOYS AN

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

Please enjoy this Atlanta Falcons gameday poster made in honor of the iconic red helmets and throwback uniforms.

/hollering to be heard over the deafeningly loud sound of sleigh bells "Folks," defector.com/the-2024-hat...

one of the many joys of being a sports fan is rubbernecking at stories like this that you get at a regular drip that establish team owners as some of the most incompetent people ever born. i always think back to marge schott owning an mlb team for many years and not knowing about time zones

Wtf was up with the do over thing like what the hell

That double move by Drake London was diabolical

Dawg was that a MF wearing 91 in pass coverage for the Falcons?

Local leatherdyke

The falcons drafted this guy

At a work potluck about 30 years ago a guy brought a big pot of chili. We all noticed the meat was a little different. After the potluck he stood up and asked how everyone liked his homemade squirrel chili. There were a lot of pissed off people. Never really participated in another potluck again

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homer just dropped a dime and you guys don’t even care

Heading out to the movies on a date with the gorgeously wonderful @transjesster.bsky.social