No Kings includes Draft Kings

This is why LLM’s don’t threaten me in my field (mechanical engineering). Designs are either correct or incorrect; binary situation. LLM’s might get you 95% of the way to a correct answer, but it’s still incorrect and will kill somebody.

There were exactly two good Jurassic Park movies and so many bad ones.

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

They “de-aged” him to look like Beck Bennett suffering a stroke

BREAKING: Twins announce they've "mutually agreed to part ways" with team president Derek Falvey.

You hustle but why

Love the highlight from earlier in the game, which appears to have been recorded on a different planet

british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

The stadium’s fine. The actual issues with Busch are: 1. Wait times in line. I’ve been to 25 other MLB stadiums and we have it worse than all of them. Pitch clock exacerbates this problem. 2. Better food/beer selection. Again, one of the worst in MLB. 3. Better product on the field (obv)

Pitchers and catchers report in 25 days

Caleb Williams with the most circus shit every week

WTAF

New season of Blackadder is gonna be lit bsky.app/profile/pete...

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

I don’t want to see either of these teams play again next week.

Look more scared, Justin.

How does anyone make that throw, how does anyone make that catch

There were seven non-coach, non-medical coordinators and specialists divided over the entire system in the 2023 season. This is many, many more.

The lower-half issues were pretty apparent all season, but it looked to me like he was doing it intentionally to reach low-and-away sliders. Will be interesting to see where he ends up over the next year. #stlcards

RotoGraphs: Is Jordan Walker the Next Driveline Baseball Fueled Breakout? fantasy.fangraphs.com/is-jordan-wa...

At least once a month I listen to a new HC album and about 30 seconds in I realize, “Oh! Never mind I just wanted to listen to Earth Crisis” and then I do.

I accidentally left PROCESS OF BELIEF on repeat for an entire day in January so my Spotify Wrapped is basically useless.

Post a famous bathroom scene

Literally 10 seconds ago:

InstaGraphs: Job Posting: St. Louis Cardinals – Senior Data Scientist blogs.fangraphs.com/instagraphs/...

List of new Blue States: Georgia Mississippi Virginia Pennsylvania

No, I’m not going to Google what the run expectancy with second and third no outs is, and you shouldn’t either.

Let’s shoot for today maybe

My dad smoked progressively cheaper and cheaper cigarettes my entire life as his finances slowly spiraled

NO CROWNS

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

My father - who has not stepped foot in a movie theater in decades and watches only cowboy movies on alternative broadcast channels - told me the trailer for ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER looks good. There’s no way in hell I can get him to sit through a 3 hr PTA movie right?

The last team to make the playoffs with 83 wins won the World Series.

Was having some issues with Screen Time on the new iOS release and Gemini had some really helpful tips

The only two ways you can get payroll control is by A) Opening your books (NBA) B) Crushing the players union (NFL, NHL) I’m pretty certain I know which way MLB is gonna push.

Now how’s he gonna get the money to buy that Ohtani home run ball back

Brent Hinds, formerly of Mastodon, has passed away at 51 years old

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

Modern Era Record of -349 (‘32 Red Sox) is in play. Rockies on pace to finish -427.

Had me in the first half #stlcards

What’s the opposite of Nostalgia

Awful send. Contreras looks like he’s running in concrete and was out by 15 feet at home #stlcards

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif (no franchises or sequels)