Reds closer Emilio Pagan had to be carted off with a hamstring injury

DRANKS #stlcards

I am ready for this team to break my heart. #stlcards

JJ forever, Air Jordan forever, Burly forever, go Birbs

You ever not really “get” an album until you’ve listened to it sufficiently loud? Anyway the new Nine Inch Noize album is incredible.

let's GO

Big thanks to all of our listeners, especially those who sent in questions for ep. 124 @dreamscythe.bsky.social @dtkoslovsky.bsky.social @guthsports.bsky.social @padretemprano.bsky.social @phyrkrakr.bsky.social @otlee.bsky.social @patrickd.bsky.social @bcnjake.bsky.social #STLCards

lol he fucking did it

Will Jordan Walker match his 2025 HR total by the weekend

Will Jordan Walker match his 2025 HR total by the weekend

Furthermore, understanding that if a calculation is wrong and you don’t hit the moon’s orbit at the right speed and angle, you get spit out of plane into the vastness of space without enough fuel to do a damn thing about it.

With all the check-swing nonsense he injected himself into, you have a real shot at worst home plate umpire performance of all time here

Cardinals get a W and prove to themselves that Stanek shouldn’t be closing games. Rare win-win.

Well-deserved W for Ryne Stanek

I’ll take that.

It took Marmol exactly 2 games to decide he wanted to play this season like any other season with an arbitrary closer. Doesn’t bode well for future decisions in a rebuilding year.

gooooooodness me

JJ forever, Burly forever, go Birbs

I am ready for this team to break my heart. #stlcards

I’m sorry did Chip just refer to Gorman as “Our 3rd Sac’er” #stlcards

Here is this year's pronunciation and accent marks guide for the Cardinals:

New @cardinalsoffday.bsky.social episode tomorrow

Las Vegas to STL, 24 hours straight. 3 drivers switching off and sleeping in the backseat of an enormous Chevy Impala. Maybe the best day of my life.

Only saw one Best Picture nominee, and it was F1. Viewed on a cell phone on an airplane, just as the director intended. It wasn’t very good.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

82 and 83 at the free throw line for Bam Adebayo, he finishes with 83

What are you doing, Step app

I just don’t see this game surviving 12 months without a PVE mode

Devin Williams first pitch in a Mets uniform:

What have we done, Boy

NIN whipped ass tonight. Loved the dual stage setup

goes so hard.

LRS: Huge KoWo fan over here, never understood why #stlcards didn’t renew him for 2021

Yadi, Waino & Co.: Kolten Wong joins group of Cardinals alumni coming to camp

My wife when she randomly woke me up at 2:00am:

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

At a fancy wine store and no one can figure out which is which.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

This is why LLM’s don’t threaten me in my field (mechanical engineering). Designs are either correct or incorrect; binary situation. LLM’s might get you 95% of the way to a correct answer, but it’s still incorrect and will kill somebody.

There were exactly two good Jurassic Park movies and so many bad ones.

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

They “de-aged” him to look like Beck Bennett suffering a stroke

BREAKING: Twins announce they've "mutually agreed to part ways" with team president Derek Falvey.

You hustle but why

Love the highlight from earlier in the game, which appears to have been recorded on a different planet

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

The stadium’s fine. The actual issues with Busch are: 1. Wait times in line. I’ve been to 25 other MLB stadiums and we have it worse than all of them. Pitch clock exacerbates this problem. 2. Better food/beer selection. Again, one of the worst in MLB. 3. Better product on the field (obv)