Every kid at this Fourth of July parade booing the cybertruck is giving me a little bit of faith in humanity

Jesus Christ there’s another game today

Holy cats

They found Popeyes. 😭

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you

Half a billion Instagram users accidentally click on a Threads link every month

Folks don’t realize the chaos and madness that Dr. Frankenstein kept at bay,

Some years it just feels like a certain team has been kissed by fate, they just can’t lose. This year the Knicks are that team. There’s signs everywhere if you look for them

Happy Pride Night from Minnesota! #stlcards

had never seen this one and it's killing me

it may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask mothra to help

It's crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events

Huge baserunning fuckup

lol error into a DP never seen that before

Still the best purchase I’ve made in my life and IMO worth it even at the new price, but I don’t think I’ll be traveling with my 512GB OLED anymore.

The video of JK Simmons at The Mets game tonight is funny on its own, but I most appreciate the respect for Spider-Man continuity that Peter Parker is a Mets fan

How many can we cram in there

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Hell of a run. The game I sunk more hours into than any other.

It took exactly one season for them to add PVE. Good for them, I guess.

WTF... Devin Vassell started his shooting motion before the ball got to him

Reds closer Emilio Pagan had to be carted off with a hamstring injury

DRANKS #stlcards

I am ready for this team to break my heart. #stlcards

JJ forever, Air Jordan forever, Burly forever, go Birbs

You ever not really “get” an album until you’ve listened to it sufficiently loud? Anyway the new Nine Inch Noize album is incredible.

let's GO

Big thanks to all of our listeners, especially those who sent in questions for ep. 124 @dreamscythe.bsky.social @dtkoslovsky.bsky.social @guthsports.bsky.social @padretemprano.bsky.social @phyrkrakr.bsky.social @otlee.bsky.social @patrickd.bsky.social @bcnjake.bsky.social #STLCards

lol he fucking did it

Will Jordan Walker match his 2025 HR total by the weekend

Will Jordan Walker match his 2025 HR total by the weekend

Furthermore, understanding that if a calculation is wrong and you don’t hit the moon’s orbit at the right speed and angle, you get spit out of plane into the vastness of space without enough fuel to do a damn thing about it.

With all the check-swing nonsense he injected himself into, you have a real shot at worst home plate umpire performance of all time here

Cardinals get a W and prove to themselves that Stanek shouldn’t be closing games. Rare win-win.

Well-deserved W for Ryne Stanek

I’ll take that.

It took Marmol exactly 2 games to decide he wanted to play this season like any other season with an arbitrary closer. Doesn’t bode well for future decisions in a rebuilding year.

gooooooodness me

JJ forever, Burly forever, go Birbs

I am ready for this team to break my heart. #stlcards

I’m sorry did Chip just refer to Gorman as “Our 3rd Sac’er” #stlcards

Here is this year's pronunciation and accent marks guide for the Cardinals:

New @cardinalsoffday.bsky.social episode tomorrow

Las Vegas to STL, 24 hours straight. 3 drivers switching off and sleeping in the backseat of an enormous Chevy Impala. Maybe the best day of my life.

Only saw one Best Picture nominee, and it was F1. Viewed on a cell phone on an airplane, just as the director intended. It wasn’t very good.

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