Somebody remind me of the cute blonde twins who play the clarinet and sing in Italian

I love everything about this set, including that Caro is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal youtu.be/iOMqCHqRb4I?...

Sammy got a haircut today and I don't even know about her

Hollywood Hatty! On the backhand! #STLBlues

6 on 4? Hofer is throwing it all the way down as many times as possible #STLBlues

RECOMMENDATIONS SOUGHT Are any of you short, overweight women over 40 who use a back brace? If you are, I would love to hear about what kind you use. If you are not a short overweight woman over 40, but you have a back brace you like, tell me anyways. Can't hurt, might help.

Gotta say, putting Buch in the middle was a thing I was skeptical about. His faceoff % still isn't great, but that line has been the best one for more than a little bit #STLBlues

And a scramble at the net! Hollywood is on hatty watch! #STLBlues

Kyrou! Back door! That line was due #STLBlues

Couldn't wait two fucking minutes for this bullshit interview while the puck is live, huh. Fanduel needs to fucking burn #STLBlues

Cmon, Tucker, can't get caught watching the shot instead of playing your man #STLBlues

Dylan Holloway, welcome back! Happy, healthy, and a one timer from the dot! #STLBlues

This Neighbours-Buch-Kyrou line is humming early #STLBlues

Oh good, a forty degree swing between high and low on Saturday, then wintry mix on Sunday. Now I have to actually get out of bed Saturday morning if I'm gonna get any garden prep done

Oh god, @kristadb1.bsky.social , I think I somehow had a skeet break containment. It's small so far, but jesus, people on Al Gore's internet just...do that? I'm not being incredulous here, I'm just sympathizing. Nobody ever pays attention to me! And I like it that way!

The Olympics only ended like 5 hours ago and I'm already going through "gotta have sports on the TV 24/7" withdrawal. I watched all 9 innings of a spring training game, the last 5 innings of *another* spring training game, the last 10 minutes of GSW-DEN, and so help me god I just turned on CHA-WAS

Listening to Ricky and Rooney while laying on the couch with the TV muted. #STLCards are up 6-1. Having a good Sunday

Who was that who just smooched Hellebuyck during the interview? @cjzero.bsky.social Did you get a clip of that?

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Just went out on the porch and nailed a squirrel with my slingshot that was eating out of the bird feeder He ran off and now the cardinals and a woodpecker are back

Canada is gonna get to 40 SOG before USA gets to 20

Holy shit what a save!

Binner getting bailed out by the pipes

Only a matter of time, Canada is too good to get shutout in a good medal game

There's some punches! Of course it's a Tkachuk in the middle of it

What a penalty kill. Gotta hand it to Hellebuyck, he's standing on his head back there

OMG, how did Hellebuyck stop that one?

Wait, so is this just unscored figure skating exhibition skates?

I think I finally have the basement workbenches cleaned up enough that I can do some little welding projects

Fuck it, I turned 42 today, I need somebody to put some icy hot or tiger balm on my back

The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Jon Polito saying "Youse fancy pantsed, alla yuhs" is the best opening scene in the history of film

Called in an 811 call because we have to move some plants and got a great operator who pulled up the aerial to figure out exactly where we were gonna be digging Called back when I got the email that nailed the locate to give her her kudos. Let people know when they do a good job

Okay. I have a potato, and I want to have french fries. Take me through it, A to Z. Peel, slice, oil, temps, fryer, seasoning...how do you make your fries?

@thechrispaduan.bsky.social following you after you liked a post simply for the screen name

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

@davidjroth.bsky.social Have you ever seen True Stories from David Byrne with John Goodman, et al?

I'm watching True Stories and I can't get over David Byrme and his k-car convertible and cowboy hat combo

Hell yeah, the Burpee catalog showed up today. Time to plan the garden for this summer! What tomato plants are you guys starting this year? I like to get mine started indoors between presidents day and March 1st, so let me know

The World Is To Dig arrives April 14. Pre-order vinyl, cassette or compact disc at TMBGshop. Hear the song Wu-Tang now. open.spotify.com/track/4A509s...

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@solomonmissouri.bsky.social These look DEEEE-LISH

This color guy in Mizzou-Texas is bitching a LOT about the reffing, but shit, guys are getting mugged out there and he's like "let them commit manslaughter, it's fine"

Jeez, this Mizzou-Texas game is a rock fight. The big guy in the paint for Texas is just all over the big guy for Mizzou, whichever one is in there @sickoscbb.bsky.social

It is rare for something shot in Manchester to feel absolutely Hooklandian, but Small Prophets is a rare thing - an esoteric TV comedy that grows the heart. Mackenzie Crook is a genius. Small Prophets is television treasure. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKL...

Nothing sadder than Rupert while his chicken is cooking. Sound on.

I think that means SLU gets free shake shack tomorrow, it's 83-53 with 3 minutes left @tomtimm.bsky.social