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It just keeps coming… CBS uncovered a mystery third person caught on jailhouse cameras the night Epstein died. Not named. Not mentioned in the DOJ report. Spotted near his cell just after 4 a.m., two hours before he was found dead. Why now? Somebody wants this out.

Republicans hate me because I fight hard and I refuse to be held back by norms and rules that the GOP ignore. If Republicans try to gerrymander another 5 seats in Texas, Democrats should gerrymander 30 more seats in states they control.

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WATCH: Colbert’s first monologue since the cancelation. “For the next ten months the gloves are off. I can say what I really think about Donald Trump, starting right now.” youtu.be/VIZegLAvK8o?...

Rest in peace, Ozzy. There will never be another like you. 😭💔

we are currently watching an entire political party run cover for the most notorious sex trafficking ring in modern human history

I’m seeing many reposts of Donald Trump’s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie O’Donnell. What I’m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:

Kenneth Paxton’s mystery girlfriend is revealed. It’s Virginia Foxx (Q-NC). No, you shut up.

Biblical grounds, huh? Did that monster wear mixed fabrics again?

Wallace: “Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?” says the guy who’s still talking about his 2020 election loss.

it's amusing to me to see Trumpers banging on about Bondi orchestrating an Epstein coverup while refusing to devote an extra thought to who she would be trying to protect

LOL if you ever see Ted Cruz in an airport, you know a bunch or Texans are about to die in a weather event.

promoter: have u ever seen dancing librarian: no but ive read books promoter: im sure this is fine

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Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: “You may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.”

New ideas are great! But they don't need to accompany criticizing the way others choose to resist. Some have limited time/ability to do certain things, we still need to live life and pay bills.🙂 Any resistance at all helps, no matter how they're able to do it.

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"Kind, good, happy, gentlemanly, secure people never go Nazi... But the frustrated and humiliated intellectual, the rich and scared speculator, the spoiled son, the labor tyrant, the fellow who has achieved success by smelling out the wind of success—they would all go Nazi in a crisis."

Evangelical Christian Conservative and MAGA Republican Jimmy Swaggart, whose penis was mangled after having drug fueled sex with the corpse of a raccoon that was stuck in a wood chipper, has died.

Explain the Big Ugly budget bill to me like I’m five… Seriously, this demo is a must see—anyone can understand it. Share it with family and friends. #VoteNo

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander: "I don't think the line for the [Democratic] party right now is between progressives and moderates; I think it's between fighters and folders."

Hot take: Not only are work requirements for Medicaid bad, tying health care to work at all is cruel and we should be doing it less not more. Everyone deserves health care. Everyone.

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Mamdani on "globalize the intifada": "That's not language that I used. The language that I used and the language that I will continue to use to lead the city is that which speaks clearly to my intent, which is an intent grounded in a belief in universal human rights."

Good.

Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."

Do you hear the people sing? The Bezoses do not.

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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani, moments ago, talking about how he’s going to fix NYC. This guy sounds presidential.

Bernie to Dems:

"Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes." ~Dazed and Confused

god damn he's cooking

why am i not surprised he doesn’t understand that no means no

The extraordinary moment at the NATO press conference when Trump admits he gave a foreign enemy (Iran) permission to attack a US military base. “They said is one o’clock ok? I said it’s fine.” He even says soldiers were still on site. I’m not a constitutional lawyer, but that’s treason, right?

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

This maybe the best concession speech I have ever watched

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*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*

"Florida’s extreme abortion ban almost killed Republican Representative and House Pro-Life Caucus co-chair Kat Cammack. But instead of using her near-death experience to shed light on her party’s bad policy, she blamed 'the left' for 'fearmongering' and refused to call her operation an abortion"

We need a national Work Strike and we need the Democratic Party to help because they have a extensive communications network. The world is on our side but we need organization.

Fetterman on Fox: "With the military parade, there was no goose stepping. Stop ever comparing anyone, anything with the Nazis and those kinds of things. That's crazy. Remember, that's our soldiers. That's not an occupying force."

The next one has been planned!