Alberta provincial judge tosses Elections Alberta approval of separation petition. Boo hoo, so sad. #cdnpoli

Wow, thanks for that, Senator Slotkin. I mean it's not like we're a sovereign nation capable of making our own fucking decisions or anything, right? The US, currently the absolute greasy flaming dumpster of the world, is congenitally incapable of minding its own fucking business. #cdnpoli

literally any hgtv show: my wife collects left-handed twigs and i read crystals for cats and our budget is $1.7 million

"I'm Team TERF," he said. What's the missing context on that? At least he gives himself grace for being a bigot Dave Chappelle is the Clarence Thomas of comedy. I wonder if he can even visualize the straight line from pick-me's like him to the repeal of the Voting Rights Act.

Michel Foucault theorized 'the docile body': when a person has become so well-regulated to accept their own subjugation, when it has become so utterly internalized, that they become their own warden. I feel this is a good explanation for religion and conservatism, and why they go hand in hand.

Reminder that the Trump regime is still blowing up suspected “drug boats” — killing 185 people since September. But no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're taking Trump's word for it. This is murder. We must not lose sight of this lawlessness.

Trade with the US existed before NAFTA and CUSMA, and will continue after. Despite doomsayers (like Poilievre), it is not a binary choice of CUSMA or zero US trade. We have stuff they need (whatever Trump says), and our market is an attractive one for the US. None of this is debatable. #cdnpoli

According to the US Treasury, the US government’s debt-to-GDP ratio is 124 percent and growing fast—meaning Washington now owes more than the total annual value of everything the US economy produces in a year. Remind me again who has the upper hand in trade talks? #cdnpoli

Kid Rock fr fr briefing Pentagon staffers on the Strait of Hormuz. Is this the new Gettysburg Address? "It was 1989. My thoughts were short, my hair was long."

As support for youth social media bans picks up steam across Canada, so do absolute shit takes by people who think kids should continue to have full access. A social media ban for youth is absolutely NOT the same as banning books. Where tf have you been for the past two decades? #cdnpoli

I just saw Kash Patel referred to as J. Edgar Boozer and I am fuckin deceased

what the fuuuuuk

In yet another case of shitty capitalists fucking over their workers, a man who was injured on the job with Coca-Cola Canada Bottling Ltd (not the Coca-Cola Co.) was fired with no severance or benefits. Because paying or retaining him caused "undue hardship" for the 6,000-employee company.

I wonder if the Democratic purists who sat out the last election are happy now. At least they stood on principle, right?

Cops fucked around and found out. Then went crying to court in a contrived lawsuit. Which they lost. Long live Afroman and free speech.

Yet another so-called "pillar of the community" - this time a federal elected MP - charged with sex crimes with minors. Still not a trans woman. #cdnpoli

By early 2026, Pete Hegseth had dismantled the Civilian Protection Center of Excellence at the Pentagon. Its role was to prevent civilian harm during military operations. On Saturday, February 28, 2026, Hegseth sent three US missiles into the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' primary school in Minab, Iran.

Conservative MP Aaron Gunn, residential schools retconner, is torqued over land acknowledgements. Four FN chiefs: "He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting." Sweet mic drop against bigotry. #cdnpoli

Floor crossing from one party to another is a safeguard against tyranny, when a party leader goes too far and threatens democracy. It’s a way for MPs to balance power. MPs typically defect because of poor leadership. TL;DR - Floor crossing is legit in the Westminster parliamentary system. #cdnpoli

Dumb as a bag of hammers Kristi Noem is out. In her place? Deep-thinking philosopher and latter-day Socrates, Sen. Markwayne Mullin. Trump did throw her a bone, making her "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas." JFC y'all are so fucking doomed.

Accurate. Also describes people who believe Pierre Poilievre would be a good PM. #cdnpoli

This is the future conservatives want, because food safety regulations are woke.

Everything that is wrong in your life invariably comes down to ultra-wealthy capitalists and pedo-protecting racist Christian politicians destroying the planet and fucking the economy for personal gain. None of it is caused by trans people, Blacks, immigrants, or welfare recipients.

“So called international organizations…no stupid rules of engagement.” We are a rogue murder state now, and positively proud of it.

Trump's ICE and DHS is moving unaccompanied pregnant immigrant minor girls to Texas to avoid providing abortions. Nothing shocks me about this heinous regime anymore. Trump. Vance. Noem. Miller. Bondi. Eventually they will face justice.

22 years in active duty Royal Canadian Navy, retiring last year, and I'm proudly Antifa. Always have been, always will be. In fact, I think you could even say it's the entire reason I signed up. Conservatives are fucking morons. #cdnpoli

When you argue that transphobes should be defeated through debate what you're actually suggesting is that vulnerable minorities should have to endlessly argue for their right to exist and that at no point should the debate be considered over and won.

if y'all r gonna slam an entire demographic for mass shootings, the white men might wanna sit down for this

I'm sure there's a connection here but I just can't seem to put my finger on it. #cdnpoli #CPC #UCP #abpoli #RCMP

No lies detected

me: we need a ska day her: you mean a spa day me: [twirling trumpet] absolutely the fuck not

most women have been in a lesbian relationship at least once not with another woman but with a man who acts like a bitch

Hummel Himmler is what happens when u pull the foreskin back

Laugh at these pathetic fuckers. They love being laughed at. Everyone should do it.

"Canada doesn't live because of the United States. Canada thrives because we are Canadian." Prime Minister Mark Carney to Cabinet, 22 Jan 2026. #cdnpoli #elbowsup

Seriously, fuck ICE. And fuck Trump. Liam Ramos is 5 years old and was coming home from preschool in Columbia Heights, Minnesota. He's now in a Texas ICE detention center.

Seriously, fuck ICE. And fuck Trump. Liam Ramos is 5 years old and was coming home from preschool in Columbia Heights, Minnesota. He's now in a Texas ICE detention center.

Honestly, listening to how Trump sounds, separate from his clear insanity, I wouldn't be surprised to see his eyes roll back and him collapse from a stroke or a heart attack. Both, ideally.

Trump is seat-of-the-pants riffing epic bullshit in Davos right now, and he sounds like shit. This is not a well man.

"Nostalgia is not a strategy." Mark Carney, speech to WEF at Davos, Switzerland. #cdnpoli #elbowsup

"Nostalgia is not a strategy." Mark Carney, speech to WEF at Davos, Switzerland. #cdnpoli #elbowsup

Remember when Donald Trump once bragged "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" Turns out he meant anyone who was willing to pull a trigger in his name, in this case ICE Agent Jonathan Ross.

not all men but look at all the men saying she deserved it

Trump on Greenland: "I need to steal your car because if I don't, somebody else will."