I dunno, the graphic makes it look like the opinions are tied - good work, Ms Now! 🙄

Is this part of the New Golden Age that our farmers are entering? I'm confused about how this helps with having no fertilizer or diesel fuel or farmworkers but I'm sure I'm just too stupid

Again, the idea of hundreds of thousands of missing migrant kids is MADE UP. This whole thing came from a misinterpreted DHS OIG report that said that from 2019 to 2023 (half Trump, half Biden), ICE failed to start removal proceedings for 291,000 unaccompanied kids — not that they were "lost."

Listen to what a young John Kerry asked the Senate in 1971: “How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?”

So, shouldn’t blow up boats, shouldn’t murder your own citizens. Got it.

I guarantee you that Marco has never listened to Cypress Hill

It's weird that Donald Trump describes America like it's one of the young girls he targeted for sexual abuse, selfishly manipulating them to get what he wanted and destroying them callously, before walking away scot-free and, oh, wait, OK, yeah, I see it now.

Happy Star War, this is still the best idea for a sequel movie series and proof that billionaires are pointless.

Is there anyone in Trump's Liquor Cabinet who isn't actively drunk by morning coffee break?

global tetrahedron should buy spirit airlines

Professional restaurant critic here, I will help any elected official identify whether they’re in a restaurant or a strip club, for a reasonable fee.

Has anyone asked him what 67 means? Maybe we can finally know!

The lesson of today is that Critical Race Theory has always been true about everything.

Me, looking at my comfy pants: Well, it’s nine o’clock somewhere…

Yes, the security of trains is the issue, nobody has ever transported a gun in a car.

Yes, very very off-brand for Christianity to utilize violence

They shot Alex Pretti ten times while he was face down in the street.

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I agree that there's no place for political violence, which is why I think we need to abolish ICE and the CPB.

"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

My most deeply held and utterly futile position is that the president should never be referred to as "commander in chief" in a non-military context

this reminds me, i don't think SCOTUS should be allowed to choose their own clerks. standardize the hiring schedule, put the applications in a pool, blind reads (perhaps by a panel of former clerks) and random assignments.

“well, they worked until you were elected, but nothing seems to be strong enough anymore “

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I Epstein wonder Epstein which Epstein war Epstein he’ll Epstein start Epstein next.

I think of war through the lens of someone who survived one. It means displacement and irreversible trauma. The continued war with Iran will mean more death, more suffering, and more chaos. End the war.

Extremely relatable

"Therefore, we're proud to announce that we will now provide non-binding oversight and cover for Donald Trump to spend billions, destabilize the world, and make Amercans' lives even more expensive. You're welcome!"

It shows

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started. Just. Tax. Them.

This may be the only time you ever see me agreeing with Tuberville - Why, indeed, should the GOP keep the majority, or hell, even a single seat?

The new live-action Skibidi Toilet is gonna be blockbuster hit this summer, just check out the trailer!

ok now prosecute these fucks

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

Wow, that "food" must have been so nice and fresh. Assuming, charitably, that she picked up at the closest AR McD's to the WH, it's still a 13 1/2 hour drive. If she'd been an employee, she would have earned wage + OT, but DoorDash classifies drivers as contractors. It's all so stupid and fake.

Bannon referred to Orban as "Trump before Trump." Well, Orban is gone. MAGA is next.

“Oh but Republicans would…” Lemme stop you right there. I know that Republicans are okay voting for men accused of sexual assault. Republicans are also okay with voting for racists, child rapists, genocidal maniacs, and whatever the fuck pathology is a “Ted Cruz.” So miss me with that argument.

I quite happily live in a neighborhood where most people do not share my religion, where multiple languages are represented, and where people have come from a lot of different countries. Bigoted assholes always assume everyone else actually shares their bigotries.

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

The good news is that your boat loan interest is tax-free! The bad news is that your boat just went explodey after an AI decided you were a drug smuggler.

Is the fact that the Iran war wasn’t congressionally authorized something we no longer talk about? Seems like the reporting/discussion now just assumes that Trump can just do whatever he wants wrt the use of force

Today is day 130 of the ICE occupation of MN. We stand in solidarity with communities across the country experiencing their own version of ICE occupations. And if it hasn’t happened yet where you live, now is the time to prepare.

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the two guys who started a war in Iran for no reason are both in office largely to avoid jail time.