Normal and great 🫩 > Microsoft triggered a viral furor when it revealed a Teams update to tell your company when you’re not at work. Now Google has done the same. Forget end-to-end encryption. A new Android update means your RCS and SMS texts are no longer private. www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...

The thing is, a ceiling would solve pretty much all of our problems?

Fun fact: Bing Crosby’s real name is Bingle.

If I had an MBA, I would take that secret to the grave.

If you don’t listen to music, doesn’t even matter what kind, you don’t get to have authority over anyone or anything. You’re clearly a broken human.

I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.

Submitting this to the C-levels for the next all hands meeting.

Sam Altman is a bad human being.

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you

I've never seen these before. His work is incredible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis...

Who do they think is going to buy all their shit?

I nominate Rage Against The Machine - Killing In the Name as the new national anthem. youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?...

We've seen the cycle multiple times since The Elder Days: some new piece of technology comes out, lots of people like it because it digs the latrine for them, older folks tutter that if you don't know why the latrine goes where it goes you will wind up poisoning the camp.

Frog tied some string around the box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can cut the string and open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

The 3 year old has demanded that I remove his brother’s finger from the cookie click.

Remember in The Matrix when they said 1999 was the peak of human civilization? I felt that.

I made a huge mistake and showed my 5 year old Cookie Clicker.

Thanksgiving dinner conversation starter: If you were an ICE agent, what are you getting arrested for but will argue that you shouldn’t because you’re the law doesn’t apply to you?

Thanksgiving dinner topic: In the historical drama about the downfall of the American empire during Trump’s regime, who is cast in all the roles? In particular, who plays Kash Patel?

Three tours of Costco. The day before Thanksgiving. 2025.

I wonder why the experts would say that?

I’ve spent the last 30 years doing networking and web development and everything in between. This is exactly where I am now. I read Dune as a teenager and didn’t understand the Butlerian Jihad. With all that technology why not have computers do everything. But I get it now.

Computing going well, good computing everyone

Natural Grocers, what is you doing?

Telling my kids this is the Matrix.

Nike's new commercials go really hard.

A sketch of Humpty Dumpty appeared on the fridge

If everything we do is illegal, then nothing is illegal.

Cleaning out my office desk and found the previous tenant’s Hasting gift card. This will be very handy when I time travel back to 2001 and need to rent some DVDs.

Reading about blood loss recovery and in the middle of this article it starts talking about how to manage blood loss in RimWorld and DayZ. The internet is so dumb now.

A little too on the nose

Actual footage of every sane person in every industry, trying to talk AI addicts out of letting ChatGPT drive their work/the industry/the economy into brain rot hell.

If that doesn’t just sum up the internetz

I always liked the concept of the internet and networked devices. And then in high school in the late 90s, we wanted to play video games together so I learned basic networking and I’ve been at it ever since.

That whole "cars are freedom" bullshit is really coming apart at the seams, huh?

Doctor: "I've approved your treatment to see the great clown Pagliacci. We're going to put you on a two-year waiting list, so hang tight." Patient: "Oh... okay." *starts looking up DIY Pagliacci tips on Reddit*

My 5 year olds joke: What did the cow say to the chicken? . . . . . I’m living in a nightmare.

It’s a real failure that palindrome isn’t one.

The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it

It’s good business practice to run your entire operation entirely within the 2 or 3 companies that own the majority of the Internet. The cloud has never had any downtime or been compromised.

One step closer to building Judge Dredd from the famous sci-fi book Don’t Build a Robot Executioner.

Sometimes I like to post sentences that made Grammarly mad.

Cards Against Humanity and ChatGPT are the same, boring thing.