This would be so much more devastating than any burn you can get online

The San Diego subreddit really exhibits how much of this town has ocean microplastics in their brain

This kind of poster from the Scolding Left is finally dying out. A year or so ago this would have done numbers and been 60-70% of all posts on the subject but now it's basically a handful of people trying to shame the funniest lgbt accounts on here from cracking jokes. It's a cultural victory.

Thinking of that American Dad with the antichrist saying "I'm the anti-christ. Get it? He was a carpenter, and I can't build aaaaaaaanythiiiiiiiiiiiing!!"

I drove by an Applebee's that was PACKED and it, like, kind of gave me hope for a second. Like anything was possible.

This is considered "rude" by bluesky moderators now Well you know at least they're focused on the right things like dimwits who love chuck schumer, instead of stopping right wingers from sexually harassing trans women.

"You falsely assumed I was jewish for tweeting nonstop about right wing antisemitism psyops I fall for" is such a self-own *white conservative lady in philly whose biggest identity is the endjewhatred hashtag voice* "Y'all" Fixed it, weeaboo for right wing judaism

*white jewish woman in philadelphia voice* "y'all"

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him

Hi it's N7 day again, thanks for the support of our last game 8 years ago, take 5% off any hoodie in the bioware store Gaming is such a shambling corpse

A real bummer to see how many of the shitlib black lady grifter accounts wound up here after being comfortably quarantined on Threads for the longest time

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

@saredra.bsky.social Taking this here so I don't bother the other person to respond to a weird dull person. This is a nothing argument. You clearly don't read any jokes on this site or Twitter from leftists, and not having experience with dry humor is your burden, not anyone elses.

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

here he comes old mr D himself, hey looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

AGH! KILL IT! KILL IT!

It's been a DAY since Ken Paxton filed the lawsuit and RFK just nuked it entirely. The fascists keep tripping over each others microdicks

Riley Reid can swim faster than Riley Gaines

Twitter is the only place where a middle-aged single autistic male proclaims to determine what sufficiently counts as feminism in art while a fascist with a cernovitch pfp, for some reason, calls people the r slur who disagree with that take Based on a true story

I have nothing against Chris Stuckmann given that I didn't know who he even was prior to hearing about Shelby Oaks, but at just over 2 million followers on YouTube and SO only taking in 1.1 million, can we please stop pretending that giving films to youtubers will net terminally online gen z's cash?

Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe and drift away

After endlessly having to hear movie studios blame every job cut on 'increased competition from video games' its downright hilarious to me to see video game people cite movies as big competition to them.

I see Tina Fey's point about celebrities having to be careful about putting opinions out there because Paul Walter Hauser is on letterboxd and now I know the man is a dunce who seems unimpressed by nearly everything. Which like he has the right to do so but he wasn't even believable as MOLE MAN.

Saw a trailer for some Eli Roth-produced movie before Black Phone 2 that literally cited letterboxd reviews. Not great.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

They're called the BBC because they report uncritically on whatever Bibi claims to see.

can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis

I think the optimum feed is 90% people and accounts that entertain or inform you, and the remaining 10% are dry but helpful news sources and people who often post about baseball so you can stay connected to the rest of culture outside your immediate purview.

Given the volume of posts about alt text on this site in every comment I can only discern that twitter is strictly for nazis and bluesky is strictly for blind people

People think this place isnt like twitter and yet there are anon accounts that exist only to post about video games and circumcision. Sounds like twitter to me.

This is all chatgpt "development" is in a nutshell. Ask chatgpt to code routing commands to an app/account that already fucking exists, and make it slower by adding a text prompt that has to hit chatgpt first

If you feel crappy and only have the bandwidth to make one concerted health change, focus on gut health. That's it. Do whatever else you want, keep all your other non-gut bad habits, but getting your gut health up to snuff sooner than later will spare you from a lot. And its way easier at 30 than 40

lmao

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

Zarna Garg brings her family onstage at Riyadh for the same tired bit and they're all arrested by the Saudi police thinking they're construction slave laborers who got free.

I have no problem watching huge piece of shit actors as long as they portray characters who are huge pieces of shit, which is why Sean Penn was absolutely phenomenal in One Battle After Another.

Not one person has made a single funny or salient post with this shit in years

Friendly reminder that I block people who post some variant of "it won't matter because nothing matters" on sight. Not even because they're wrong, but because I find this habit of saying the most tedious and predictable thing as if that makes you an edgy truth teller incredibly grating.

Amy Sherman-Palladino being a huge zionist explains why teenage Rory Gilmore always had a huge VISIT ISRAEL poster in her room despite being a millennial agnostic growing up in a small tight-knit northeastern town. Wasn't that the dream of EVERY teen girl descended from WASPs?

This is the kind of website where a poster will write an entire essay about the need for massive wastewater regulation but because their pfp is a dog at least one of *those people* will reply "awwww how does a dog know so much about wastewater regulation???" and keep doing the bit the whole way down

@emple.bsky.social Hey man I don't wanna bother Bakoon by replying to it but do you not understand that was not actually antifa and they were literally hired goons pulling a psyop

It's not enough for me to anticipate seeing Jensen Huang utterly humiliated when the grift of him and Altman moving money back and forth and calling it growth blows up in their face. I need to see someone tear that stupid leather jacket off of him. I need to see him destitute in the street.

It took me 10 minutes to find a post saying all the rapture jokes are due to a Christian tiktok. I'm not even 40 and I don't have time to follow this shit anymore. This website is inside baseball nonstop, go the fuck outside.