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The wrong actor from Home Alone 2 died today

Mmmmmmmmmmm no it isn't

The sheer breadth of every fucking terrible person in our lifetime being in the Epstein files is mind-boggling. The goddamn Legion of Doom being formed around this shithead and we keep finding new ones. Fucking James Somerton is going to be in there at this rate.

Yep

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

In case you ever needed proof that the mainstream media is a complicit arm of propaganda for a fascist regime and deserves no credibility or respect. Not framing a reported $75m movie making $7m as a flop, but as a triumph and a record breaker. In a headline-over-article world, this matters.

Probably a good time to switch any Disney World vacations to Disneyland... Because holy petri dish Batman.

1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.

it is certainly true that Western media constantly cast doubt on the Gaza Health Ministry's death numbers, but seeing this today made me think of the Lancet study estimating total deaths in Gaza to be as high as over 186,000 that came out in *July 2024*

BASH: Was this really about trying to make an example out of somebody who the president has sparred with? BLANCHE: I don't even know that the president even ever thought about Don Lemon BASH: The White House's official twitter celebrated his arrest. Just yesterday Trump called him a 'sleazebag'

Another day, another white guy lauded by America's most esteemed institutions with a shocking amount of social power including being friends with Huey P Newton before being excommunicated from the BPP "for his own good" who I never heard of in my life before today planning our ruination with JEE

You know, in retrospect, the fact that the GOP is nationally the party of "Maybe child marriage is okay?" should have probably warned us about all this Epstein stuff.

Was it good that Texas Democrats got the job done and got the win here? Yes. Do I think it'll flip back red in November and not be even close? Also yes. The Republican electorate didn't want to vote after a Winter Storm, they will in November and if you think otherwise you WILL get snakebit.

Some are dead due to stupid paywalls, some are dead for writing bullshit like this. Either way, the media is just so unhelpful in this moment…

This is just the name of the song now. I don't make the rules.

"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." -- James Baldwin www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...

it continues to be hilarious that that QAnon and Pizzagate believers constructed entire code languages that the secret pedophile cabal use to communicate and then every actual Epstein email is just: Dear Jeffrey, I love the girls you got for me, very nubile. Can't wait to see you at RapeFest 2012!

Anyway, this is how I’m tryna be in 2026

How hilarious is it that even Epstein was like "This mothafucka" everytime Elon was begging to come to the island

They broke or something? Good luck with that.

Looking to speak to people whose parents have been radicalised online into conspiracy theorists/anti-vaxxers/far right enthusiasts/all the above in the UK mainly but also globally. Please drop me an email at [email protected]. Names can be changed.

Hey CA! Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year. www.rawstory.com/california-r...

Yes, this only delays things and will likely pass tomorrow because it really is a one man show. But it is funny Lindsey Graham basically came into work like…

I suppose it was always fated that Rudy would become a Batman villain.

Don Lemon’s got a damn good attorney and he’ll be able to afford solid representation to fight this. Everybody remain calm, yeah?

Or has it

The level of cope among MAGAs is off the charts. This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Imagine calling yourself a journalist and actually signing your name to THIS headline.😅 I swear to God NYPost is trying to put @bencollins.bsky.social and The Onion out of business. 😅😅😅

Flight attendants on board ICE Air were instructed to follow strict rules: Don’t talk to the detainees. Don’t feed them. Don’t make eye contact. “You don’t do nothing. Just sit down in your seats and be quiet.” (Published April 2025)

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."

Here's what I wrote to my congressional reps last night, if anyone wants to use.

#BREAKING: During a town hall event on Tuesday, Rep. Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social was assaulted by an attendee who sprayed her with an unknown substance and demanded she resign from Congress. She declined treatment and continued the event a few moments later.

sometimes magical, always anti-fascist. #fuckice #abolishice

It can't be stated enough how hard it rocks that Bulma runs over a child then fires a gun at it.

2025, the year where playing nice with MAGA was accepted and encouraged, is going to look even more strange in hindsight

the democratic party's commanding heights firmly believe Ilhan Omar and Zohran Mamdani are threats more important to address than Donald Trump

This is the dead land This is cactus land Here the stone images Are raised, here they receive The supplication of a dead man’s hand Under the twinkle of a fading star.

Hot Take: I don't think you'd have a (Save _____!) movement around Fallon like you had with Kimmel and Colbert if they fired him. Like, Fallon's face during this screams "Do they like him more than me?" and the answer is "You damn right, you Trump hair raking, NFT shilling fool!"

'The Tonight Show' welcomed NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani to cap Jimmy Fallon's run of "It's so cold..." jokes.

For years, there’s been concern that Trump will unconstitutionally run for a third term. Some thoughts/observations tying together Trump’s Davos Speech, ICE, Venezuela/Greenland, the “Board of Peace”, the 2026/2028 elections.... ....and even Curtis Yarvin. Let’s unpack.... 1/

These three stories were all published this week. Abolishing ICE is a reproductive justice issue

ALEX HIRSCH IS MY GOAT!!

🎶 People in the United States have been getting treated this way the whole time 🎶 It’s not a boomerang, it‘s an expansion

US government rn

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