The town starts to get revolting... Both in looks and actions. ...when Hattori shows up to try to cool things...only for him to drink the hypno water. Also, HAI PROFESSOR! Yep, he's gonna help cure the people. #AndroidKikaider

This time, DARK gave him a shit ton of the Skull Weed Poison...just as soon as the guy who runs the treatment plant comes up with antidote. Double whoops. #AndroidKikaider

We jump to a week and...I guess humans WILL drink puke green water as we see two of 'em under the spell and ordered to kill each other under DARK's orders...except it turns out Waterbug underestimated how much he was gonna need. Whoops. #AndroidKikaider

The water looks shut off at first...until it comes out puke green... ...that's now how you get people to drink your mind control water, guys... #AndroidKikaider

Of course, Jiro pulls right up and is able to analyze the water and assigns the injured water treatment boss to make an antidote... Meanw---OH, FUCK ME, AGAIN!? TURN LEFT! TURN LEFT AND LOOK, YOUR DAD IS RIGHT THERE, YOU IDIOTS! #AndroidKikaider

"Chief, look at that!" It's a suit that the studio hopes to God is waterproof! #AndroidKikaider

Up next, DARK spikes the local water with mind control juice! "Blue Waterbug's Skull Weed Plot!" #AndroidKikaider

This was fine, but I get the feeling they didn't exactly figured out the formula for pacing during long runners given how early Toku this is. I get it's supposed to be a season, but can't we have one ep where the father isn't right next to them and they miss it? #AndroidKikaider

Monster blows up, ring's safe, Jiro goes off to find the professor. #AndroidKikaider

DARK, once again, lays down some Tull and the flute drives him nuts...unti, say it with me... "The bad guy's own device actually makes the noise drown out." #AndroidKikaider

"IT'S TIME TO END YOU!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=010a... Yes, Jiro's guitar went kabong. #AndroidKikaider

Doesn't take much for Hanpen to squeal...but it doesn't matter as "Tokyo is a small town" kicks in as she shows right up with the ring! There's a reason the anime had to rewrite Hattori to be more likeable. #AndroidKikaider

...and...make up... Ok, the robe I'll buy, panic, but the wig and makeup? Well, having enough of being chased, Hattori dumps the ring...until a cop brings it back...then he passes it to Mitsuko with a "Thank you, fukc you, bye!" #AndroidKikaider

Hittori is at the woman's house protecting her jewel...and using her shower...when the monster pops up and tries to grab him, so he...jacks her robe and a wig? youtu.be/L_2szFH_ODs?... #AndroidKikaider

(Sees Hattori showering and the camera is barley shy) ...what was that and why'd it come from Detroit? #AndroidKikaider

Actually, no, DARK needs that jewel to make the ray have the ability to turn anything it zaps, Jiro included, into a bomb. Not sure how that works without alchemy to alter structure, but ok... #AndroidKikaider

...you made a weapon that made it's target get down with it's bad self before exploding? #AndroidiKaider

And because they were passed out, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S THEIR DAD TAKING THEM TO THE HOSPITAL! ...wait, if Jiro was busy fighting the robot monster, how does he know WHERE they went? #AndroidKikaider

Yeah, I know, I've defended some things because of how early in the hero genre this was. Budget, costumes, fighting, etc... ...but ye Gods, there's just only so much that you CAN say "Earliest/first of..." Once again, IT'S THEIR DAD. #AndroidKikaider

"Wake up, what happened to you?" ...don't tell me... "They've must've---" *HEADDESK*HEADDESK*HEADDESK*HEADDESK*HEADDESK*HEADDESK* TWIN PEAKS DID BETTER THAN THIS WHEN THEY WERE FORCED TO WRAP UP THE MYSTERY! #AndroidKikaider

"Come here, Android!" ...but aren't you an android? What the Hell was the point of the insult? #AndroidKikaider

Japan being a small town strikes again as, low and behold, Hattori just happened to LITERALLY drive into the situation, saving the woman. #AndroidKikiader

We open on a dude looking for an emerald that's worth 50-carrots...only to find it's being worn by the woman selling jewels because her mom gave it to her before she died. The bullseye can't be any bigger. #AndroidKikaider

Up next, DARK puts Mitsuko and Marasru in the hospital with their latest plan to steal a gem that can stop Jiro. "The Reaper Beast, Horseshoe Crab Maroon!" #AndroidKikaider

It was a busy weekend, so I forgot to post the new schedule! Non-fancy stream schedule, ACTIVATE! Mon: Alan Wake Wed: PowerWash Simulator Grand Finale! Thu: PowerWash Simulator 2 Release Day! Fri: Off (Laundry Day!) Sat: Alan Wake I hope FuturLab is happy. I’m delaying laundry by a day for PWS2!

Tomorrow, DARK puts Mitsuko and Marasru in the hospital with their latest plan to steal a gem that can stop Jiro. "The Reaper Beast, Horseshoe Crab Maroon!" #AndroidKikaider

Next week, this one's for the dudes and lesbians! "Pink Temptation!" #Timeranger

I'll give the ep this, the moral wasn't what I thought it'd be. Sure, they still had the team sloshed and acting like buffoons, but judgment is naturally impaired when that sloshed anyway. The actual moral gives Sion and his actor a great time to shine. #Timeranger

Team shrinks the monster, everyone that got floored throws up... No, really. ...and the team realizes just because he's younger, doesn't mean he can't kick ass...and ask him what kind of horrible things they did while seeing pink elephants. #Timeranger

The team tries to arrest the monster...except half the team is failing the straight line test and the other half thinks their swords are guns. #Timeranger

Sion blows up the 30th Century booze, the mob boss and his moil bail, and the monster who was supposed to be the bodyguard is told not to come back until he kills Sion. As for the rest of the team...they don't know which of the three spinning roads to walk on. #Timeranger

So, the team finally hits the stage where "Awake" is a strange concept and Sion is left to put tweeks on his weapon. I argue they filmed the after party for this series and spliced it in, but that's just me. #Timeranger

Well, there's a problem with trying to beat this plan...the kid of the team...is the only non drunk on the team. Everybody else is either seeing 3 of everything or partying like it's 1999...a note that Sion is kinda pissed at. #Timeranger

So, naturally, everybody gets sloshed. As if 3 frat parties collided in their system all at once. In other words, yes, the plot to make money off of 2000's Japan... youtu.be/rblt2EtFfC4?... #Timeranger

So, the soda contains a formula that got activated in most of the team when the mob boss sprayed everybody with a hose...except Sion due to not being human! Well, there's a problem...see, the stuff in 'em is 30TH CENTURY booze. Like booze...only hyper. #Timeranger

It turns out the mob boss HIMSELF is behind the future drink being spread around Japan and the team was ready to bust him...UNTIL THE PULLS OUT THE UZI! #Timeranger

So, it turns out what Sion is interested is actual soda that has no booze...except the team recognizes the taste... THAT'S what really doomed the future, THEY BROUGHT BACK SURGE! Wait, I like Surge! #Timeranger

Folks, I get it, kids show. In Japan, the drinking age is 18 but this is a kids' show... ...that had one of it's members in the team Dairanger getting piss drunk off of Saki to beat a monster as a superpower. Yes, really. #Timeranger

...we're doing THIS, huh? youtu.be/_UcvfYDtCdI?... #Timeranger

Up next, it's the final ep of Disc 3 tonight as we see our team in the one state we have yet to see them in. Hammered. "Sion's Style!" #Timeranger

(Sees Robin's attack) ...what was that and why'd it come from Don East? #OnePiece

"Zoro said he would handle it." ...he does know how to get there, right? ...right? #OnePiece

...seriously, get that fangirl new pants, they gotta be mostly white and creamy by now. #OnePiece

"Him ordering me around---" First order of business, get the fangirl new pants. #OnePiece

"Finally, I can see you again!" Heart break in 3...2...1... "Who are you?" And 500 hearts just cracked. #BlueExorcist

"Will you help me..." Well, this ep is called Friends, so... www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8PN... #BlueExorcist

"Nine tails...where did you go!?" ...where do you think, fat boy? #BlueExorcist

"How did my mother put up with it for 5 years?" ...sedation, tied up, restrained by a sadistic asshole... #BlueExorcist

"THIS IS GETTING WORSE, WORSE, WORSE!" REALLY can't wait until this fat bastard gets what's coming. #BlueExorcist