Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.

Jimmy Kimmel isn't returning to the airwaves because of "thoughtful conversations" with Disney executives. He's back because consumers sent Disney a clear message: selling out our fundamental rights is not an acceptable cost of doing business.

Last night in LA… Nightmare fuel on a freeway wall.

Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.

Tylenol is about to be rich from the Fed govt after the ABSOLUTELY for certain lawsuit

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

“If it weren’t for the brainworms and heroin, I wouldn’t look this healthy.” #MAHA

While Volodymyr Zelensky was given a tour White House, President Trump made an unplanned stop in Melania's bedroom.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -GCN

Lindsey Graham doesn’t deserve to have a woman’s first name.

Amazing how Trump’s ball he hit into the deep rough just magically pops out of his caddie’s pocket and they all just play it off like Trump just hit it there. 29 time Club Champion! bsky.app/profile/patr...

London is getting ready for Trump’s visit

De Pedos! De Pedos!

Ruh roh

Jake Tapper is writing a book about this health condition cover up, right?

time for the press to do another feature on biden

Have some empathy.

Former President Biden pays tribute to the Hortmans at the MN State Capitol

What a pathetic, weak little man.

Surviving Ohio State is out; Jim Jordan is not happy about it.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

Mt Trashmore

lmao of course (ht @ositanwanevu.com)

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Lots of coping happening tonight from the snowflakes.

Trump's parade could have been an email

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There's seriously no way he won 7 swing states...

Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

And there it is. The Minnesota assassin who shot Democratic lawmakers “voted for Donald Trump and was a strong Trump supporter,” according to his best friend.

they're having a hard time hiding their boredom

Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

This time-lapse video of protesters marching down Broadway in Oakland for No Kings Day gives an idea of how many people turned out today @sfchronicle.com

Very low energy. Sad!😂

🏆 to whoever came up with and coordinated the No Kings protest at Ocean Beach, San Francisco. Don’t miss it…absolute fire.

Literally the Russian flag in the post. Two of them

When mommy and daddy spend a fortune on your quinceañera and nobody from school shows up.

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC

This pup deserves treats for life!!🦴💙🩵

Folks it doesn't even *look* like a parade is supposed to look Like whoever planned this has never seen a parade

What if he threw a $45 million parade and nobody came? Boring. Low energy. Sad!

Our military deserves better than this empty charade. Yikes. The tank squeaking over silence is incredible.