Earl Lee Bird catches worms.

If the hood fits...

But it's an honest look.

"Getting attacked by killer dolls" had really long odds.

Cartoon by @dennisgoris.bsky.social. Have you been injured? #slushfund

“Before mass leaders seize the power to fit reality to their lies, their propaganda is marked by its extreme contempt for facts as such, for in their opinion fact depends entirely on the power of man who can fabricate it.” — Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

Imagine what would happen if a Democrat president coerced tv networks to remove Conservative entertainers.

You’d think that after 10 years, students would figure out how to perform well in school.

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“This script reads like red-state bumper stickers.” “That’s because it was written by the Taylor Sheridan AI.”

He’s too busy caring about his own financial situation.

I’ve noticed that the quality of gasoline has suddenly gotten worse. It’s like they are cutting it with cheap fillers. Instead of 30 mpg, I’m getting around 24 mpg, and both of my cars are running rough.

Yep, nothing like admitting you’re a criminal.

Loyalty is the refuge of the immoral.

"Take what was your past and light it as a bonfire to be a beacon of light for others."

We truly did not hang enough confederates

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” George Orwell, 1984

Thank you Randy💙💜

Sad

The theme for this year's Burning Man.

Zelenskyy survives in a literal war zone without a ballroom.

Kimmel should apologize 8647 times.

Prime number are illegal in America. Don't get me started on Arabic numbers.

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Secret Service security seems to be highly effective against staged attacks.

Poll numbers tanking. Cue the “assassination attempt”.

Holy shit. You guessed it — the new LEGO video is out, and it is 🔥. It’s damn amazing how quickly they make these!!

Conservative propaganda is effective because Democrats don’t cause many scandals, so it can harp on one and blow it out of proportion. Democrats need to cause more scandals so Conservative propagandists can’t keep up.

Only ballrooms can stop shootings.

Truth 🙄

Damn

"What is to give light must endure burning." - Viktor Frankl

While China improves its AI algorithms to run faster with fewer computations, America builds bigger data centers to run its computationally inefficient models.

⚡️⚡️⚡️ NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS & COVERED UP THE EPSTEIN FILES ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Republiphiles use the same reasoning to justify an immature 79-year old sleeping with a 12-year old.

Because the people he appeals to are whiny losers who are easily fooled.

It’s a dire strait.

Trump isn’t antisemitic or racist. Some of his best friends are perverts.

Patel said the center had been turned into a “partisan smear machine,” and he accused it of defaming “mainstream Americans” who burn crosses or bomb abortion clinics.

Short Kash must be short on cash.

When you create something the whole world needs, thieves will steal it from you. When you sue thieves, they slander your reputation. All the institutions of wealth and power are owned by thieves, so you cannot do great good without ruining your reputation.