Duck maxing..

Alright, so here are all the main weapons I saw from the trailer. All of them have a new skin to fit with the aesthetic of Raiders which I think is really cool (really hope we get more weapon skins in future games from these).

i do not "predict". i do not "run calcs", i do not "mindgame", i do not know "speed tiers" i DOUBLE THE TRICK ROOM SETTER. and if it doesnt work, I DON'T WIN

We played in the big FTIU 100 and made gold bracket! Thank you to @hilol3.bsky.social for subbing again! GGs to everyone we played!

Been making more of an effort to not be distracted on my phone when I'm doing something mundane (e.g. walking in public, sitting in my room, using the bathroom, etc.) I've noticed that it's really become a habit to just reach for it when I'm bored and I wanna change that :0

Hi it’s me fake Jay :3

happy transgender day of visibility 💜

E-liter discourse is always interesting to me because it has basically stayed the same gun throughout the entire game’s lifespan. The tools around it have just gotten stronger, and an example of this is the Roller/Vac 96/Tri N/E-Liter area cup comp. But why does this comp even work??

Chi-Shoals #41 was a great success with 80+ attendees! See y'all next month for Salmon Run! 👀

HOW'S EVERYONES PLACEMENTS GOING? AHAHAHA. HALP. #compsplatoon #splatoon

SZ Tierlist - all ordered :>

stared at browt so much i had a vision

browt final stage

for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive' genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster (to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon

Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say thescallop.ink/article/auto...

Finally finished the fan animation for ROOT by @leder.games ive been working on for fun! ROOT is easily one of my favourite board games and its a dream of mine to be part of an animated series for it. Also a good excuse to learn how to usr @procreate.com dreams! Hope you guys dig it :)

gonna play this with teams i coach since that’s how it feels trying to hold their leashes during vod review

Oops!! It looks like I spilled a 20% off sale all over my Vgen, It seems like it's on every service, oh man, this is going to take until March 12th to clean up,, #vgencomm #splatoonart

Made this list as a though experiment and honestly so many weapons just feel held back by balancing? There are some really cool kits (and a lot of stinkers) but so many just "exist". Honestly reference kits are the biggest killer of unique kits? (unordered, balance ≠ "cool", I have biases)

LMAO only took a month. Good thing they didn't have a data breach of people's IDs last year :/ Don't really have a suggestion for a new platform but please stop giving Discord your money

"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)" I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer. It's not actually about the kids.

Pessimist vs Optimist #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon @popgun.bsky.social (Yes for once it makes sense to @ him xD)

Flow Aura State write-up (alt text in images) #Splatoon3

#compsplatoon clip from laiturngame on x: the aura ink is client side only meaning it won't show on other screens and can't cap zone

Edit from @ritznblitz.bsky.social Preview for tomorrow. #CompSplatoon

decav testing build for 11.0. just hedging my bets here— #compsplatoon if it turns out I’m a big brained cutting edge genius, and #highdivsplatoon in case this doesn’t work at all so you know I was joking the whole time (fluid roles and priorities)

ONE LAST CLIP FROM THE BASKET BEFORE ITS GONE FOREVER

Some blob quads for the soul :3

Remember this is a tool. A useful one, sure, but in a game where there are so many options, be careful not to confine yourself to a box when thinking about comps. EVERY comp has strengths and weaknesses. Pretty sure you couldn’t discover vdapple/v96/inkline bow synergy from using this, for example

DRIP DROP DYE WINS SILVER BRACKET in FTIU #95!! GGs to everyone we faced! :D 🍡🍡🍡 Deathic, Ttek ~ silently popping off Timmering, Dapples ~ ggs before the set @kirbz.bsky.social, .96/Sploosh ~ still wants to shower with ppl Ven Naut/Heavy, ~ God of Groups @buhlooey.bsky.social, Naut ~ Bracket Baron

If fear of Number Go Down is the only thing stopping you from X rank, change your environment so the fear won’t stop you. Schedule X with a group (a la team practice). Do it with your coach so they can help you stay focused on your goals. Make team-wide homework. Whatever works, do it #compsplatoon

Yoop

ok. I'm actually thinking of using explo in sz only and calcing + grinding the other modes with a neutral weapon like shot. I need to know if I deserve to be bounced between 1900-2100 hell, or if solo explo is too difficult for my skill level rn shit feels impossible sometimes

Kraken triple on the kraken guy?

Brella moment

Carbon roller quad?

funniest disparity between experts and ignoramuses I've ever seen is the game Celeste. a bunch of chuds were like "the hell is with this trans stuff right at the end of the game! that came out of nowhere!!" and every single trans woman in the world was like "oh this whole game is about being trans"

if you enter a match of Clam Blitz on Urchin Underpass at 23:52:00, the match will end at the exact moment 2026 begins

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Every comp splatoon team has a designated puppy girl even if it's all boys on the team

Hey! I’m Gyrum, and I’m looking for a personal coach who is also able to take on a team coach role in the future, specifically for the Dive playstyle. DM me if you’re interested! 1/3

I’m now a free agent! Looking for a team with good vibes to work towards getting low level banned 🔥 Shares & Reposts are greatly appreciated! #compsplatoon

something i think we don't recognize enough is how genuinely difficult splatoon is like. it is the fastest paced shooter game out there, with the most unique movement mechanics, and you've either got MOTION CONTROLS or sticks without aim assist

Released a brand new tool on sendou ink - Tier list maker 🏷️ Familiar drag n drop UI 🏷️ Always up to date weapon lists 🏷️ Any mix of weapons (incl. sub, special), stages, modes or stage+modes 🏷️ Easy to share, just a link 🏷️ No watermarks 🏷️ Not just for making tier lists (more info in the 🧵) #sendouink

1: for those requesting unbiased, always available practice with ZERO gatekeeping 2+3: for those desiring practice with opportunity to fight better players who can't say no 4: for those seeking consistent long-form team practice against consistently challenging opponents #compsplatoon

Talking about gatekeeping might be kinda skipping past what actually matters. There are ways to be someone that higher level players want to help that don't involve having to prove some level of skill. Thoughts attatched, would love to hear other perspectives. #compsplatoon

i'm sick of holding my tongue. so this is my opinion and what happened in the excalibur 8s server tldr: the 8s sever became another + with even stricter standards and gatekeeping. i adamantly protested this but none of the mods (with power) listened. details in the (long) thread below: