DRIP DROP DYE WINS SILVER BRACKET in FTIU #95!! GGs to everyone we faced! :D 🍡🍡🍡 Deathic, Ttek ~ silently popping off Timmering, Dapples ~ ggs before the set @kirbz.bsky.social, .96/Sploosh ~ still wants to shower with ppl Ven Naut/Heavy, ~ God of Groups @buhlooey.bsky.social, Naut ~ Bracket Baron

If fear of Number Go Down is the only thing stopping you from X rank, change your environment so the fear won’t stop you. Schedule X with a group (a la team practice). Do it with your coach so they can help you stay focused on your goals. Make team-wide homework. Whatever works, do it #compsplatoon

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ok. I'm actually thinking of using explo in sz only and calcing + grinding the other modes with a neutral weapon like shot. I need to know if I deserve to be bounced between 1900-2100 hell, or if solo explo is too difficult for my skill level rn shit feels impossible sometimes

Kraken triple on the kraken guy?

Brella moment

Carbon roller quad?

funniest disparity between experts and ignoramuses I've ever seen is the game Celeste. a bunch of chuds were like "the hell is with this trans stuff right at the end of the game! that came out of nowhere!!" and every single trans woman in the world was like "oh this whole game is about being trans"

if you enter a match of Clam Blitz on Urchin Underpass at 23:52:00, the match will end at the exact moment 2026 begins

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Every comp splatoon team has a designated puppy girl even if it's all boys on the team

Hey! I’m Gyrum, and I’m looking for a personal coach who is also able to take on a team coach role in the future, specifically for the Dive playstyle. DM me if you’re interested! 1/3

I’m now a free agent! Looking for a team with good vibes to work towards getting low level banned 🔥 Shares & Reposts are greatly appreciated! #compsplatoon

something i think we don't recognize enough is how genuinely difficult splatoon is like. it is the fastest paced shooter game out there, with the most unique movement mechanics, and you've either got MOTION CONTROLS or sticks without aim assist

Released a brand new tool on sendou ink - Tier list maker 🏷️ Familiar drag n drop UI 🏷️ Always up to date weapon lists 🏷️ Any mix of weapons (incl. sub, special), stages, modes or stage+modes 🏷️ Easy to share, just a link 🏷️ No watermarks 🏷️ Not just for making tier lists (more info in the 🧵) #sendouink

1: for those requesting unbiased, always available practice with ZERO gatekeeping 2+3: for those desiring practice with opportunity to fight better players who can't say no 4: for those seeking consistent long-form team practice against consistently challenging opponents #compsplatoon

Talking about gatekeeping might be kinda skipping past what actually matters. There are ways to be someone that higher level players want to help that don't involve having to prove some level of skill. Thoughts attatched, would love to hear other perspectives. #compsplatoon

i'm sick of holding my tongue. so this is my opinion and what happened in the excalibur 8s server tldr: the 8s sever became another + with even stricter standards and gatekeeping. i adamantly protested this but none of the mods (with power) listened. details in the (long) thread below:

In Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the Floating High Jump badge is called "Luigi" internally. This means the playable Luigi has to have a different name - "PlayerLuigi". Whenever Luigi wears the badge, it is actually PlayerLuigi wearing Luigi.

Cities thrive not on fear but empathy, on cooperation not division. That's the NYC we know and love. It has found expression in this movement. And it is rising up at the ballot box today. Polls close at 9pm: zohranfornyc.com/vote

PSA: Before this "dislike" thing gets out of hand, because I've seen some very big accounts misinforming people, here's what it actually is. It's a private option that lets you see less of topics you're not interested in on certain feeds. That's it. It's not a downvote, thumbs down, etc.

week 5 done!! this time we got 21st out of 84 teams! we got matched against super duper strong teams like moonlight, so we did well for what we were up against 👑 come to stream tomorrow to see us play in the last abandon ship!! #CompSplatoon

STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS STOP PAIRING ME WITH LITERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this tier list was verified by true Splatoon Patriot Revolutionaries (or SPR for short) 🦅🇺🇸 like and repost 🙏 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

NA League week 4 has come to an end for us but we got 20th place overall!! 🗣️ had some fun games and even fought against FTWin somehow??? thank you to @hilol3.bsky.social for subbing for us for the first few sets!! #CompSplatoon

#compsplatoon After a year long run, Washed has decided to thrown in the towel disband on good terms. Thank you so much to everyone who's enriched our journey along the way! Your support means the world to us. Shoutouts below! For one last time: we'll catch ya later! 🦑🐙🫧

i’ve given too far into my own insanity

you reap what you sow Episode 25 of To the Top is OUT! #splatoon #splatuber #youtube #compsplatoon

Nolan’s been trying to get the rest of moonlight into football lately. I had no idea it was so complex..

Hello #compsplatoon! Did you know you have the chance to join an awesome team sometime soon? That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!

NA league week 2!! We did really well today, probably making it to top 30!! our last two sets were really good wins over REMiX and Freedom both really good midlevel teams! thank you to @hilol3.bsky.social for subbing for us!! #CompSplatoon

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

Heya, I’m Echo, a mid-level Stamper player for What’s Quackin. I’ve also done a ton of coaching and analytical content on streams and in small-group sessions, wanting to branch out into more scripted videos/content soon For now, I’m mainly on twitch: twitch.tv/starry_echo

I’m returning to the Head Start series with S-Blast ‘91, featuring @ssnolan.bsky.social ! It was great having him help me explain the most broken weapon in the game and I hope u all enjoy! Remember to vote in my community polls on my channel for the next weapon, and ❤️♻️ are appreciated! link below!

Quick script I came up with for Michigan residents like myself. full text in the alt text Fucking hate living in current times in this country.

Putting this here as a separate thing cause my brain isn't fried rn Like 3 hours of me looking at and talking about tent things. Its a bit bulky but I think it has enough info for anyone to pick up and do well on it. Ignore the last like 3 min obs was dying #compsplatoon youtu.be/V915nFA_uQA

12th is fucking bronze LMAOO

It's @rascalgator.pmd.social's birfday today!!! 🎉🎂🎉 Pelt them with well wishes so they can recover from being sick raaaaaaaaaaaaa (also orca yayyy)

woaoh im number ‼️🎂 recovering from being sick so heres a half effort doodle lol

brella paint per shot (15 shot average) 12.13p -> 16.93p 39.6% buff holeh moleh #compsplatoon

Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.

i personally thought it was obvious to everyone that no player, no matter the offense, should return RIGHT after their ban. that's just common courtesy to give extra time afterwards, to show that you left to grow, and not just because you were banned. that's why i disagree-

Funky carbon triple

This can’t be good for my heart man

I see youuuuuuu