Why didn't any of the 8 people in twitch chat tonight tell me my teams comms weren't getting picked up for the full 2 hours aaa 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Looking for: Interviewers, Journalists, Researchers, and Scriptwriters of any kind. If you are interested in helping us out, message us directly on socials. We will go through trainings if you are brought on.

Somebody go lock in rn 🥹

WE FINALIZED THE ROSTER FOR ABSOLUTION TONIGHT AND IM VERY EXCITED, FOLLOW OUR TEAM PAGE XOXO @absolutionspl.bsky.social

wigs are a huge w for genderfluidity btw

listen i dont wanna speak too soon but low-level might be free idk

A person at the last Big Dapple who was at the venue to hang out at the bar and not there for the LAN told Rose that they bought Splatoon 3 after watching Malibu play on the main stage because "a game where you had fun despite losing must be a good time," and that is truly the best compliment.

Does anyone know of servers where non-comp players can queue up to try-hard with other peeps socially? For people of any rank. #compsplatoon

Yo‼️ @div0516.bsky.social and I are looking for Div 2-3 caliber players to make a project and likely a team with! Looking for players who are committed to the long run to win tournaments and get our names out there! Requirements: Age: 17+ Productive mindset, ok with losing to learn (1/3)

It really is like 90% mental huh 😭

wait lemme pull up sendou map planner rq, i gotta draw the polycule diagram

the tristrike tuesdays na #51 group g incident of december 30th 2025... 🫨

Who else was there for the group G incident of December 30th 2025? #compsplatoon

"sonic the hedgehog lunchbox" (tryouts for Absolution lol) placed 5th out of 50 in Tristrike Tuesday tonight! Matches attached =P Feat. @kudzoo.weebsandotako.ink @sprii.bsky.social And Jesse who doesnt have bluesky </3

Don't think I have much to reflect on in the past year, but here's some goals for 2026 🤷‍♂️ some are shooting high but better to be ambitious lol -low-level banned -2700 any mode, 2500 minimum in zones -make long form educational vids -monetize tt/yt (10k followers tt, 1k yt) -get more into coaching

Omw to roll off the map

STOP RAISING THE LINE AND START RAISING YOUR SON <-- what i would say if there was a high level player still grinding x despite being disgraced from the community and also having a child

Wow I haven't streamed in forever

Explaining comp building to my dad- "so it's like how in a band you have drums, guitar, bass, keyboard. ~technically~ you can get rid of your guitar for a second drum kit, but it'd be pretty stupid"

anyone have advice for running coolerless?? #compsplatoon

Watching back my tiktoks from just a few months ago is so weird lol, I remember feeling back then like my cuts were fast, but now watching them it feels like an agonizingly long time between voice lines ☠️ I literally cut to the frame the words end now, or even overlap voice clips sometimes lol

i have lost all tetra knowledge 😔

Does douser become viable in a timeline where it gets cooler but no paint buff?

Someone should make a video covering the history of top teams and players. When they were on top, what they were known for, etc. There isn't really any accessible, concrete reference for this kind of history in the scene and I think its important to preserve that kind of knowledge #compsplatoon

There is a direct correlation between how funny someone is and how good they are at clam blitz

putting soloq on my resume as an example of experience in childcare

one of my favorite bits

Really stepping outside of my comfort zone a lot lately =))))

Are there graphic designers in the splat community who do commissions for team logos? I have no idea how to go about designing one lol

type of shit skirmishers be doing while the whole team gets destroyed by the enemies

#compsplatoon any 2500 xp / d5-6 cooler rapid fas out there??? hmu

My Partner / My Crush / My Ex / My Side Piece #buffdualiesquelchers

What do you wish you knew before getting into #compsplatoon ?

yall i am so excited to get this project/team put together, we've got a lot of talented players trying out 🗣️

im literally in the process of editing a video about not doing this, the timing of this clip could not have been more perfect omggg

I can't stop procrastinating editing this video somebody smack me

listen to my friend yap abt a funny dread d comp

After much thought and talking it over with my family, I’ve decided to unban myself from Low Ink so that I can follow my dream of becoming the first person to ever win Low Ink twice. I know many of you will call this “corrupt” and “abuse of power” and you are probably right, but like, come on.

Reposting my recruitment post with some altered details =) DM me on discord with your FA post and screenshot of your peak xps from the NSO app ! #compsplatoon

Anyone know any 18+ d5ish or 2500 xp stamper fas?? Send them my way 🙏🙏 #compsplatoon

The team I coach is looking for a pen! Super nice folks, come play with them!

Benefit of making a guide: I am forced to deconstruct my knowledge of something, enriching my understanding in the process Downside of making a guide: I unlock new criteria to judge how bad I am at the game

Btw seeing everybody talking about leaving spotify reminded me to finally cancel my subscription, so don't stop talking about it cuz it works. Transferring to yt music was so easy and all of my stuff got imported over very easily, so don't let any perceived difficulty be a barrier for you.

While I'm a big fan of off-meta I also think it's been really valuable for me to have spent so much time playing with a stable meta comp. Really made me hone in on developing my fundamentals and being well rounded instead of min maxing one skill set. Learn the rules b4 I break the rules kinda thing

So uh I know I said I'm not joining a long term team for a while but a project isn't a team sooo #compsplatoon

Who wants to play tristrike Tuesday this week?

switch is portable play splatoon in the shower

Tough choice here, should I be able to play splatoon this season or unable to play splatoon this season? hmmmmm 🤨 drop your thoughts in the comments #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

Remember: backlining is 20% positioning and 80% attitude. With the right mix of both you can be a backline with any weapon. Whose line you are at the back of is irrelevant