Alright, heres the long version on my opinion about xp, results culture, and the value of x rank. youtu.be/hJtpXe82BEU

Whoa

Not being able to speak in vc doesn't stop me from giving good feedback on my teammates' soloq games! #highdivsplatoon

Ink opaque is now officially sponsored by wahoo world. I was against it on principle but then I remembered how much I love money - mink #highdivsplatoon #hyperdive

She’s spreading our secrets someone plz stop her

Going to be streaming tonight with @ink-opaque.bsky.social as we tackle…Swim or Sink 💥 #splatooncompetitive

i cant believe i coach the funniest splatoon team

Important team coaching session with @wraithspl.bsky.social and @moss-eskull.bsky.social 📝 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

Okay so we’re all adults here…I think we’re ready to have a serious discussion about the competitive viability of Wahoo World in all modes #highdivsplatoon

We placed 3rd in oolong(silver) bracket in teacup so we took beam to wahoo world @moss-eskull.bsky.social - I can’t believe my team took me to wahoo world @miiink.bsky.social I hate it here @bittersweetdevil.bsky.social I’m going to kill some people @banzaikos.bsky.social busy kissing other bows

I asked @moss-eskull.bsky.social to do this and he threw a bomb at me and ran away

We're recruiting! Solo grinders come hit us up >=) #compsplatoon

Never Again

Really makes you think…..

Your Division 9W quarterfinals are all set folks! I'm cheering for @ink-opaque.bsky.social! Who are you cheering for? #LUTI #compsplatoon

We went 5-2 in week 1 of LUTI playoffs! GGs to Zenkai, and we’re excited for next week!!! Banzai: bow - chumping all over the place Bittersweetdevil: dread - hitting people with her car Beam: brush - dropping left and maybe dying Mink: carbon - falling into the water in overtime #compsplatoon

I’m not sure how @moss-eskull.bsky.social continues to access our account or how much he’s being paid by the Wahoo World corporation, but I would like to clarify: the team has no official stance on any aspect of wahoo world, including their acquisition of funding for poles.

No notes about the current meta, however I DO think a lot of issues would be resolved if we invested in another pole on Wahoo World #highdivsplatoon

I would like to formally apologize for this piece of shameless advertising for wahoo world. This statement does not represent the views of the team, and it is being handled internally.

Oh man…I have four tickets to the greatest most magical place on earth (Wahoo World) and I have no one to go with…SIGH…#highdivsplatoon

Windz, Golden and Hidan along with @moss-eskull.bsky.social and Sorry competed in Shark Tank #36. We came away with a gold bracket silver! This one was certainly unexpected but it's one of our members best results yet! So we'll certainly take it.

BEAM IS IN GRAND FINALS OF SHARK TANK I REPEAT OUR BRUSH PLAYER'S PICKUP IS IN GRAND FINALS OF SHARK TANK www.twitch.tv/sharktankspl #compsplatoon

our brush player @moss-eskull.bsky.social is playing in shark tank and our carbon player @miiink.bsky.social is working helpdesk (no conflict of interest there so like don't even worry about it) check out the main stream here! www.twitch.tv/sharktankspl #compsplatoon

If you see any wahoo world propaganda posted from this account, please know it is NOT representative of the team’s views. #highdivsplatoon

Very proud of how my first long form scripted video came out. I really hope I can help more people get into the scene with this. #compsplatoon #splatuber

Amazing video from our coach!!!

Every time we play against another bow, banzai has to kiss them www.twitch.tv/m_ink_/clip/... #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

Ink opaque placed 5th in teacup! GGs to our opponents and we’re excited to do better next time with our new double brush, double dread comp Mink: dread Bittersweetdevil: dread Banzai: inkbrush Beam: inkbrush #compsplatoon

You heard it here first, @moss-eskull.bsky.social loves #Hyperdive and wants us to play #Hyperdive, hold forward and die 4 ever #highdivsplatoon #blackmail

New comp just dropped

More like hagglefish FARTket am I right #highdivsplatoon

We went 5-0 in LUTI groups after our week 5 opponent dropped, we're really happy with our performance and we're so excited for playoffs!! #compsplatoon -🦦

Going live rn, gonna play X and maybe open for a bit and then ink opaque's luti set at 3pm EST! Come watch!! #compsplatoon www.twitch.tv/m_ink_

yes, this is my real new account, no I am not a bot, yes bluesky is a barely functional website

Something exciting coming up 👀 #compsplatoon 🦦

hehehehe 🖌️ (don’t tell mink)

Ink opaque went 5-3 in our 3rd week of luti, maintaining our undefeated streak! ggs to Via Star, it was a really fun set! i can't think of funny quotes so just picture us saying funny things #compsplatoon

INK OPAQUE CAME IN SECOND IN FTIU (bronze bracket) we had fun, ggs to our opponents! Mink - only took 1 ego fight with an inkjet Beam - personally knows every brush player Bittersweet - caught in a head on slider crash at 60mph Banzai - paused midgame to kiss the enemy bow #compsplatoon

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never leave a brush in your base

Ink opaque went 5-0 in week 2 of luti! @moss-eskull.bsky.social - surprise rainmaker dunk @miiink.bsky.social - jumpscared by beam winning the game when i wasn't looking @bittersweetdevil.bsky.social - oops i forgot to eat dinner teehee @banzai.weebsandotako.ink - 12 superchumps in a trenchcoat

Who wants to be our grandcoach

My spec cam may be goated #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #lutitonight

Watching the teams I manage/work with win stuff is so satisfying

ink opaque went 5-1 in our first luti set! ggs to prismatic! banzai: hitting bow directs behind cover mink: making them scared of ledges and ink bittersweet: solo stopping a push with a crazy slider triple beam: purchasing real estate and building a home in their base www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

we are seeded NUMBER TWO in 20XX and yet only got div 9??? how is no one talking about this scandal smh my head #highdivsplatoon