Area Cup 57 1st: Edit Vac 96 Blaster Slosher (this time edit used most of the time) 2nd: Mint Heavy Zimi Brella 3rd: Pen Vac 96 Blaster Dread Link: www.youtube.com/live/xVe3eCc...

If the only way of keeping the community safe is actually just public shaming and exile, could we please try to think about if the people we do it to are dangerous or not? People can be mean, or annoying, or unpleasant, or make people uncomfortable in social situations without being dangerous.

Deep Waters is this friday! hop in and swim your way to being the first streamed deep waters winner!! ⊹ ࣪ ♔﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ #compsplatoon sendou.ink/to/3712/regi...

Sign up for it, oxii works really hard 😃🔪 #compsplatoon

... I miss fighting s-blast instead of blaster. We didnt know how good we had it lol

Me: "Let's do a simple soloq stream so I can get over the anxiety of streaming OBS studio: *breaks in ways I've never seen before*

Watching sena’s pov, the roller for swing, and oh my god they are an absolute psycho. Just nonstop aggression and incredible ability to cycle QR and cooler respawns and find opportunities to get picks. They go like 15-15 every game but get so much value. Any roller players definitely should watch.

This week’s main story is about AI chatbots! Why they are overly flirtatious, often incorrect, and posing a genuine threat to the public. But the story is also about what John would ask AI Satan. In case you were worried we had overlooked that. We haven’t.

The SWS Replay Code Database is now live! 60+ replay codes featuring some of the best competitive Splatoon players in the world are now available for you to use (until they expire in a month, so act fast)! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Why does every Slosher player wear this hat? #highdivsplatoon

I’m putting a bounty out on this team. The first team that takes a game off of them during the LAN Championship Showdown tonight, I’ll pay that team’s entry fee for the next local they attend.

Big swig

We placed 3rd in oolong(silver) bracket in teacup so we took beam to wahoo world @moss-eskull.bsky.social - I can’t believe my team took me to wahoo world @miiink.bsky.social I hate it here @bittersweetdevil.bsky.social I’m going to kill some people @banzaikos.bsky.social busy kissing other bows

Just in case this happens, I want you to know that I will be choosing red. so guys think about people like me before you pick blue. Thank you, look out for yourselves out there

If @ftwin.bsky.social bring back this set and win I will sharpie FTWIN on my forehead in the next splat chat so help me god #sws26

me normally: the United States is run by corrupt bureaucrats who have our worst interests in mind me when splatoon:

I asked @moss-eskull.bsky.social to do this and he threw a bomb at me and ran away

im bored so i wanna do an experiment: without using the words "skirmish" or "distract", describe inkbrush's playstyle and i'll rate the response

Pawmi has killed Donald Trump.

decora kid Mechanic....... #splatoonraiders #splatoon

i love splatoontourney yuri 🥹💜

Full LCS stream schedule coming later today!

If you are able to skip work on May 1 and spend the day contacting politicians to be as annoying as possible--to stand against US politicians' support of funding Israel's war on Palestine, to demand billionaires to pay their fair share, etc.--I urge you to do that this International Workers' Day.

Going live grinding some series, then X zones rotation www.twitch.tv/m_ink_ #splatoon

We're recruiting! Solo grinders come hit us up >=) #compsplatoon

if splatoon has taught me anything, it's that the existence of a robert downey jr. implies the existence of a robert downey pro and robert downey nova

My teammates when I flex to support #highdivsplatoon

people always say 'where is your fourth' but never 'how is your fourth' :(

Celeste Roberge’s sculpture “The Weight of Grief” #art

- Sunset Surge: Blossom Blitz 2026 - Don’t Flounder at the Function #2 - Spring Break - Low Ink April 2026 Day 1 - Global Gauntlet #1 - Qualfier 2 - Splatoon 3 North American League 2026 Week 3 (Week 1 of the regular season) - LUTI Tonight So much Splatoon today! Be sure to thank your TOs

eevee's picks no. 2: sylveon squiffer :>

I'mma keep it a buck with y'all, that was THE most disrespectful hammer throw of my life 😔

Born to be a catgirl, forced to be named “Judd” #highdivsplatoon

2222.2

Snipewriter is really just clash charger #highdivsplatoon #deepthoughts

Are there any midlevel players who are willing to play SoS with a low level player? While my goal is to get to midlevel, I’m still not sure what that goal looks like. I’m looking to find people at that level so I can understand the goal I’m trying to achieve. #splatoon #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

I would die for her

Paint spam playstyle is transphobic

Making content: 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Being perceived: 🫩

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

istg why are there still teams/pickups with the most abhorrent blatant AI art team logo of all time. lowk just make something shitty in paint like the rest of us you just make yourselves look like total jackasses :sob: #compsplatoon

If you're playing with other Team Bunny members and you haven't been telling them to "hop on" to play with you, you need to get on that.

Squiddy Up will be playing in World 9 tomorrow, with the help of @bittersweetdevil.bsky.social from @ink-opaque.bsky.social ☀️ #compsplatoon

We went 5-2 in week 1 of LUTI playoffs! GGs to Zenkai, and we’re excited for next week!!! Banzai: bow - chumping all over the place Bittersweetdevil: dread - hitting people with her car Beam: brush - dropping left and maybe dying Mink: carbon - falling into the water in overtime #compsplatoon

currently 32 days water sober

When the support shoots down torpedos for you 🥹🥹🥵🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

going live with @ink-opaque.bsky.social for ftiu! www.twitch.tv/m_ink_