It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Daily bunny no.3279 goes fishing for ducklings

aster’s an apothecary by trade (initially in gridania, later in mor dhona) :D

Vibe coding? Heh. AI is inevitable. Yall are just afraid of the future *smirk* 😏

korpokkur! he was a “sorry we ditched you and made you think we were dead” gift from y’shtola and lyse, and aster adores him to pieces

"the em dash means you used ai" "the oxford comma means you used ai" "the semi-colon means you used ai" should all authors now just resort to absolutely no grammar or punctuation in their works whatsoever so people who don't even read leave us alone

I'd kill everyone and then myself for ardbert, but he wouldn't want that

more posts that are not strictly about shadowbringers, but are about shadowbringers

This Easter weekend, many parents will be looking for a movie to keep their children under six amused and distracted. May I recommend the perfect film? It's even bunny-themed: WATERSHIP DOWN

It's indeed possible to beat bad things backed by big money

c:

g'raha tia

QRT ghost art #art #pokemon

he was born yesterday ‘o.o’

#gpose rielle circa endwalker-dawntrail if they let her out of the time bubble

he can't read #ffxiv #ff14

#feraldreamerart #ffxivart “For my people — For our world, I will strike you down.” ✨⚔️✨

// born between the church and the devil in the dirt with one hand to the sky #fearnexiv | #arina

the rise of the incel and the rise of the strongman are two connected and mutually reinforcing responses to the evils of modernity. new post

voters elected decadent money man to make them rich, what they've gotten is warmongering fanatic who wants to cut their health care to pay for more bombs

minionsonas. #jabposting

People love a good “dead loved one who haunts the narrative” but personally I’m a big fan of “dead villain who left an immeasurable impact on the character’s life in a weird toxic situationship-y kind of way who haunts the narrative”.

I love grimers sprite in gen 1 so much. He looks like you just told him moms coming back with mcdonalds.

The more you stay, the more you post, the more space you take up, the more annoying you are, the bigger the middle finger you are giving to the idiots managing this dogshit excuse for social media. And more important than anything else - it’s really, really fucking funny.

Again - BlueSky was originally Jack Dorsey’s pet project to make a Web3 social media / NFT trading post until a bunch of trans furries got ahold of invite codes and started mass-proliferating them to other trans furries and then suddenly BlueSky was 90% queers and annoying leftists and Jack fled.

Bluesky growth/popularity discourse is nonsensical without acknowledging that the website is run by people who don’t want to grow it and who are in fact quite mad about users getting in the way of them playing with toys.

I will never think of Elon Musk as anything other than a mass murderer for the USAID cuts. I’ve long felt he’s one of the most villainous people alive today, the real-life equivalent of a comically annoying and cruel supervillain

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the oracle of light #artbyelio #ffxivart #ryne

ARR Primals in formalwear #FFXIV #FFXIVART

more NPCs should be manipulating and lying to the warrior of light btw

myka and ysayle illust for @/lemonberryy.bsky.social 💚💙💚💙THANK YOUUUU

my limp bizkits tumblr post from 2017 is about to have "100,000 Notes" on tumblr. lets clap about it 👏 👏

estinien on the brain #ffxiv #ffxivart

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

i could not get into life is strange back during its heyday because chloe reminded me entirely too much of my shittiest college roommate that caused enough psychological damage to last for literal years... but now that it's been about a decade since then, maybe i ought to give it a shot 🧐

there are altogether too many quotable paragraphs in this must-read article but i think i can restrain myself to just this one

Snake snacks 🐍 #art

Tried my best 😭

ceremonials I guess

this is not the part of the ARR patches where i unlocked the crystal tower raids before, but what if aster tried to trap g'raha in white auracite when he first showed his face in mor dhona 🧐

in conclusion STOP getting into modding and ffxiv socmed discourse every week and PLAY a different game such as Metaphor: ReFantazio (2024)

maybe i should unfollow the author of the book aster's copy/pasted from. no, i don't think they need to see me mangling their character beyond repair by importing her into an mmorpg, even accidentally

hes doing normal