when you're mean to me, this is who you're mean to

i love my wife, i love you @imadgamerii.bsky.social 🥔

que linda soy 💕

With Big Dapple 10 coming up I have a lot of plans but it’s gonna be a bit pricy so I’m opening simple comms for the next month or so. 15 dollars flat up front for a silly little creature art! I’ll draw your ocs, splatoon or otherwise! More info below!! #commissions #art #splatoon #artcommissions

Heyo all, I'm in the middle of paying off my small debt. I'm trying save up some money for LANs such as Big Dapple 10. So I'm lowering my coaching prices and offering Pokemon/Splatoon Weapon Pixel Pins or Keychains for $15-20. #commissions #art #splatoon #artcommissions

My art collection!! #splatoonart #pokemonart

Now that the LUTI divs have been announced, I'd like to present to y'all my new #compsplatoon couch commentary project: Canuck Commentary! Have you ever wanted your LUTI sets commentated a bunch of canucks who'll make fun of your mistakes and ramble unintelligibly? Find out more below ⬇️

im not kidding

Ok so normally i’d just post this on my Spanish account but i’m watching the loveliest gay man playing what he calls a “GirlyPopLocke” of Pokémon OR/AS and it’s giving me so much life rn: www.twitch.tv/ypeled/clip/...

You got your Div yesterday, now it's time to prove yourself on stream! Here is the official LUTI Tonight stream request form to have your LUTI match broadcasted with proper overlays and commentators! We are looking for matches on Thursday - Sundays from 7pm ET - 11pm ET for all divs!

I made a 2nd channel at the beginning of the year. It's a VOD dump channel - older streams, clips etc. I recently uploaded a VOD of me finishing 3rd in a JP freelance only tournament that had over 150 players. Channel is full of content now, more on its way when I find time youtu.be/grT88cxeESQ?...

Oh oops. I guess I'm div 7 now.

The Splat World Series returns for 2026. #sws26 Tune in to the Splat World Series 2026 Season Reveal on 21.03.26 at 5pm PT / 8pm ET / 10am JST to learn more. Available in English and Japanese voiceovers found on IPLSplatoon (Twitch, Youtube) and splatoon_zone (Youtube)!

let this be a lesson: the name of your team matters and could knock you down two entire divs if you fuck it up this bad

Doing preliminary surveying of the splatoon audience in western KY and Southern IN! Likes and Reposts appreciated, please share this around so I have as much information as possible (have multiple venue ideas in mind but need to know how many people can attend) #compsplatoon #splatoon

SOCKSBOX Volume 1 is available NOW! 350+ samples to level up your hyperpop/electronic production. Art by @rosemarbles.bsky.social socksedm.gumroad.com/l/socksbox

Share 4 years of your art! I've gotten more comfortable with what I want out of my style, me thinks. I'm happy to keep evolving it, too. 2023 - 2026! #SplatoonArt

Also, we still have our applications open for streamers, schedulers, and commentators. forms.gle/ugsF6AhDNBue...

Friday at last…

NYC ARE YOU READY BIG DAPPLE 9 IS TOMORROW! Doors open at 11 am @ OS NYC Below are our commentators for the event! Make sure to check them out on our twitch page below ⬇️ See you all then!

For SeaBATTLE! Royale we have an Embroidered Beanie and a Dad Cap with a design by the incredible @sketchwavefm.bsky.social ! Preorder for IN PERSON PICKUP at SeaBATTLE! Also available with cash at events. ## Beanie Preorder square.link/u/kGlWFfGB ## Dad Cap Preorder square.link/u/U3fE6zk7

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

How to expand the map/crossfire properly. Feel like I can do alot of these pretty fast, I didn't know how good sendous map planner was until I tried it out and it's super useful 👍 #compsplatoon

Every time I buy something from the vending machine, I feel guilty that I’m spending money on the vending machine 🥲

Peak has arrived 🔥

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

I’m opening as many art options as I can to help my Mom out, please go check them out! ko-fi.com/c/4890463a09

The Toronto Blue Jays, Aegislash walls, and Explo?! @splatdroid.bsky.social sat down with sINKronise, the winners of the first LAN Championship Showdown qualifier, to explore how the team formed and the last-second decision that won them grands. Watch the full story now! youtu.be/uLR1LEvPHDs?...

⭐️🧧Happy Lunar New Year🧧⭐️ ✨⭐️Year of the Horse ⭐️✨

Jackbox may have crashed on the Switch 2 (twice!!) but we finally got a winner for Trivia Murder Party!! we play games every Tuesday night if anyone wants to join 😊

Asking out of curiosity (and for my own notes), what makes a commentator good? What do you look for in a caster? This is a general question for anyone to respond to, so please boost this

THIS GOES CRAZY

happy lunar new years eve 🧧🐎 I'll be going live with @bodegarat.bsky.social in like 15 min to eat Chinese food in Flushing to celebrate 🐁 come hang out! twitch.tv/mellana

What’s that? Pixel’s commissions are open!? AND A SALE?!!!! vgen.co/Pixel__Hearts Limited slots!

Signups for Season 6 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open! If you want an easy way to get started in Competitive Splatoon, apply now at www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy

Moray Towers

Backstory for this hunt. My college friends were obsessed with Pokémon. Before Black and White were released or we even knew the localized name, we made Stunfisk our little mascot, printing out a picture of this meme and hanging it everywhere.

i let my 6yo daughter do my makeup she says I look beautiful ❤️

+2 mfs would rather vote for a jp player who will never use and interact with the server instead of active players who have proved time and time again that they should be in. what will it take for yall to stop making terrible decisions for yourself and others?

Submission for Cactuses Montage Contest youtu.be/XHQC3574bQI

i hadn’t played any splatoon this week due to schedules, and so when i got to play yesterday it took me like 3 hours to “remember” how to play. i think i’ve learned that i just gotta play every day otherwise i get worse lol #compsplatoon

Happy Valentine’s Day 💘💗💖🩷💝💓💕 Part 2

mis amigos se están burlando de mi porque he jugado casi 3,000 horas de Splatoon y todavía no estoy buena 🥲🥲🥲

This is your reminder that progress isn’t linear!

NEW VIDEO: 3-part series for GRILLERS in Salmon Run. This is video 1 of 3. It's an hour long yes, it really is indepth. HOPE IT HELPS SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE youtu.be/AZg4fKlWzzg

Happy Valentines Day 💖🩷💘💗💝💕💓 Part 1