You know what they say. All toaster ovens of in the cold toast of out hot eat the toast

arguing with someone on discord and the pluralkit comes out like it's a tag fighter

do yourself a favor folks, if you're 26 or younger, make a plan to dodge the draft. it's not making the problem about you -- the child you don't go overseas to kill will thank you for it in fact. and if it doesn't come to pass, better to have a plan and not need it than need it and not have it

splatoon fact! they call it the "luna" blaster because its blast area spans roughly 2,159 miles in diameter, identical to the diameter of the moon

i love new pvp gear, its so round and squishy, especially those shoes! 💙 living my blue era #ffxivart #miqote #ffxivfanart #ffxiv

Someone's splatoon OC

Freaky Evan #furryart #scalie

Agent 4 #Splatoon

I'm competing in the MIT Sudoku Open today!

I'm competing in the MIT Sudoku Open today!

Holy shit Max is out!! Off and into the barrier

Make like a girl and go piss

putting a ♂ on a drawing of a girl to indicate she drives a volvo

There are many studies out there about how using AI to code rapidly de-skills you, is slower than writing the code yourself, and is a time bomb of technical debt And I’m so fucking tired of non-coders spreading the lie that “AI is transformative for the programming industry” in the face of all this

My pov too yummy

Museum rain lowest ko??? I can do that by myself 😭 This is how I ended our Luti set lmao, I’m the screaming kid

We're so back

LUTI SEASON 17 WEEK 1 BY THE NUMBERS #compsplatoon #LUTI 206/241 round 1 sets reported, incl. 4 forfeits 110 sets (54%) won by higher seed 23 sets went to game 9 1296 games played 20 concurrent sets at peak activity (15 minutes after alternative default time)

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie. Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL. More info:

Today is Sex Worker's Rights Day. Sex worker rights are human rights not just because we're humans just like you, but also any rights taken from us will be taken from you too. Surveillance, police violence, debanking, censorship, we faced all of those for years before it turned on everyone else.

For my #LUTI data collection this season, the conditions I am using to determine whether I indicate that a match was a forfeit are: one team went 5-0 with a reported total score of 5-0 or 500-0, and games were all reported within roughly 30 seconds (rather than 2-10 minutes apart). #compsplatoon

I'm slowly 4getting your face

please to not give in to despair. if you want to start somewhere you can help, a donation to Doctors Without Borders is a great place to start

DraftKings bet "will there be a game 9 in a match on LUTI Tonight"

it fucken WIMDY

💥 BITING THE BRICKS UNTIL THEY BLEED 💥 #splatoon #splatoonoc

Average social media user

This is why God punished Pokemon to only speak their own names.

It's him

what we see time and again in disastrous weather events is that people help each other and share what they have without question... until the police show up to punish collective distribution of private property. in times of crisis, it's the capitalist state that causes violence, not Human Nature

shoutout to div 9A grp E, who played all three of their week 1 matches back-to-back-to-back tonight, with two out of three going all the way to game 9. First group to be done with week 1! #compsplatoon #LUTI

I'm going to be helping to kick off this season of LUTI Tonight on SplatoonTourney in just a few minutes!

This is what I need cis folks to understand. It's been a decade. Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it

Rabbit and Steel Dancer ❤️

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

The ACLU gets over $50,000,000 a year in funding and trans people have like a 30% unemployment rate. Your money goes a lot further when it’s handed to someone constantly on the brink of homelessness instead of given to filmmakers to shoot a documentary about losing a very important case, you know?

First LUTI Tonight stream of the season brings you two streams! On SplatoonTourney 8:00pm ET [D7] CHANCE TIME! vs. Kick Back 9:00pm ET [D4] Orange Gel vs. Trickonometry www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

Tonight

Deeply evil, genocidal policy. Here are some orgs that may be able to help: Across Bsky, many people have shared Trans Continental Pipeline. This is a grassroots mutual aid network turned based in Denver that helps LGBTQ+ individuals relocate from unsafe situations to Colorado. tcpipeline.org

Some bugs I found under a rock🦟 #splatoon #hollowknight #silksong

Chinese gamer banter is on a level we can't even hope to compete with

LUTI LUTI LUTI LUTI rockin everywhere

LUTI sets are happening :)

pouring out some Iced Dunkies for the blizzard of ‘78 (now no longer the worst Boston blizzard, the one I was born in, my people of origin are not ok lol)

"But I hate ICE and support trans rights and etc etc" if you aid in the suppression of art, you are a fascist. One of the textbook markers of a fascist state is the suppression of art it deems "degenerate". If you have one empathetic cell left in your brain, you'll start digging into the history

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

With LUTI divs being recently released I think its important to remind everyone of a few things: - LUTI divs are not designed to estimate community skill, we just use them for that anyways. - There are a limited number of spots in each division, not unlimited like in a skill estimation system.