sex addicts finding out their addiction will cause them to get laid off (they’re getting laid) (they’re getting off)

Reviews say Prime 4 is good but not revolutionary daaaaaaaaaangg

Just successfully convinced the onlyfans bot to subscribe to herself by using her own pictures I love helping young entrepreneurs

Good morning ladiesssss 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Men wake tf up it’s already after 8 let’s go

Another stupid fucking failed six seven joke fuck my stupid life

Oh dang they got Metroid prime 4 coming out Thursday that game was announced during the Obama presidency

We get hit by a solar flare next week and it all goes down that’s what I’m banking on rn

FUUCUKKKCKKKKKKKK

I fucking hate everything

Patullo don’t deserve a good pic until he figures it out

Postgame stats: -2 turkey legs consumed -3 political rants sat through without incident -1/8th of a full pumpkin pie ate -23 dishes manually cleaned -4 excuses for why I haven’t brought a girlfriend -4 subsequent explanations that I’m not gay Everyone loves this holiday apparently

Just finished my last assignment of 2025 ✅

Thanksgiving holiday such a joke bro fuck this lame ass shit

Fell asleep last night and woke up over 16 hours later that’s what I get for not setting an alarm

I must admit I am a bit alarmed at how seamless it was for me to act unhinged and unfiltered in real life this past weekend. I did not think it’d be that natural considering I have never been the talkative one when it wasn’t a controlled environment (i.e. voice chat). Now I have been

Okay I’m home

The hyperbolic time chamber is like the most evil hypothetical torture device and yet if it came with a couple movies and a Nintendo 64 it’d prolly sell like crazy

VANITY VANITY VANITY

Super Mario 64

Posting on main that I won all three rock paper scissors matchups today feels so good dude LMAO

She went rock. 1-0

Alright gang you know the drill if I don’t put another message out in the next 24hrs or so that means she got me

Dickhead at the terminal tellin me he hopes hurts can twist his ankle so tanner mckee can dot them up you can just tell me you’re racist buddy it’d be easier for both of us

Tomorrows gonna be fucking wild (in as derogatory a way as possible)

good news gang.

I CANT STOP WINNING

at work in a meeting trying my absolute HARDEST not to bust out laughing cause ice spice spongebob big guy pants okay is stuck in my head

Grocery shopping later

The algorithm has been cooking lately I can’t lie

Important week we gotta lock in let’s get it

Patullo the only person on the planet that makes wins not fun go fuck yourself you fucking shitstain

GO BIRDS DICKHEADS GO BIRDSSS

Do you think they will ever finish project edens garden or is it doomed

Do you think maids have their own maids or are they like nah I’m the goat I’m gonna double up

My take on the Epstein stuff is that politics will not change in the slightest if Trump sexually assaulted a bunch of minors, but if the alleged image of him sucking off Bill Clinton comes to light, the last ten years of American politics will have reached its magnum opus

Very excited for Metroid prime 4. I think every great game needs one horribly written cringe character who shows up 3-5% of the time, and that’s what the previews are mostly mad about. I can’t wait

Imagine four root beers…. Heck, imagine five root beers…..

Caramel apples are such a fall thing but the whole concept is crazy to me imagine putting peanut butter on a tomato and everyone’s like yup spring is here

bored as hell does anyone wanna be gaslighted or manipulated lmk

ON THIS DAY NINE YEARS AGO: i threw up

Mikes hard lemonade is a crazy name when you think about it

After finishing the final main mission of Hitman III, I cannot, cannot, cannot recommend this game enough. The amount of content is so absurd and it’s so addicting and fun. Everyone should play this game.

Just left a discord server I spent seven years in (total messages sent: 0)

I wrote a program and let it go before going to work but I forgot to stop my computer from going to sleep so now 8.5 hours later my computer thinks it’s gonna take 1476 hours (61 days!!!) poor thing

When the Mario movie trailer drops and awkwafina is rosalina