Tried to do an angry birds scream and I choked and almost died #tyflofriday

I know this kid’s already dying but they should prolly just kill them straight up

I might get this

My loving wife of five years just suddenly grew beady eyes, turned purple, said “Ditto!”, then returned to normal like nothing happened

How sloppy do you think Joe even was…

I mean when you think about it if you’ve ever made a white oc you’re no different from Yakub

I will always be a proponent of inclusivity but some of you should not be allowed near a self-checkout line I’m sorry

Back to work

Off from work on a Monday

If I was Lego Batman I would’ve simply rebuilt my parents

My guy Lyndon really be Johnson 😂☠️

The power went out :(

At the end of pokopia the rocket ship took off and flew into the deepest recesses of space to reach my human trainer who, after an uncountable amount of time without any form of contact with me, got to see a picture I took of a mareep taking a shower and nothing else.

Monday again faahhh

Dyslexic people be like fuck I forgot to pay my Texas

Is Luigi actually sexy or are people just having fun

NOPE NOPE CANT HURT ME NOPE

It is Tyflo Friday once again

I have to fight heavy traffic cause of some dumbass golf tournament happening nearby fuck I hate this bullshit

Omg… you got the wordle in three… are you single by any chance…? No, no, I was just curious… heh…

good morning shoutouts to women

I think Daryl Morey drafted pretty well and wasn’t the worst GM ever but his team building philosophy is a decade old now and trading Jared McCain for nothing is the most fireable offense there is, so yeah he had to go.

Xenoblade fans

Happy May 12th where nothing is actually happening

There are people online who genuinely believe Fire Emblem is more culturally relevant than Star Fox

Monday morning

Happy Mother’s Day everybody let me know if you’d like to become a mom

In tonight’s Mario party, I bought as many double and triple dice as possible, until I landed on chance time on turn 18 to get myself enough stars to be in the running, then got the sightseeing bonus star to come out on top. Mario Party is exclusively a skill based contest

I know I need to stop playing Splatoon cause every game no matter how I’m playing I have to stop myself from dming my shit for brains teammates this video

WHEN are they adding my boy gholdengo to champions i love him so much

Wow using vacation days on nothing is great I should do this more often

Staying up late ignoring my responsibilities :3

STAR FOX DIRECT IN TEN MINUTES WILL THEY BE LIKE YEAH THE LEAKS WERE TRUE WE BOUTTA FIND OUT

Was looking for a very specific post about a primarina oc discussing Venezuela

pansexuals be like “im attracted to every gender!” not realizing that includes Evil Gender…

The true measure of mental health is how many days in the 24hr time loop would you fuck around before you try to break out. and lets just say id be fuckin around for a couple decades

Embiid not playing tonight + took off from work tomorrow so I put myself on the open to form a pickup for sos page let’s see if I get three of the worst teammates possible or nothing at all

YEAH I’m amab Always Meeting Awesome Bpeople

wait… if there’s a splattershot jr. then that means splattershot… my man 😂🤝

nonbinary descartes prolly like they think therefore they/them

me: hey hbox what do you want for dinner? i was thinking chinese or maybe- hbox:

Hopped on Splatoon for the first time since LUTI, went into x and lost every fucking game on support shooter. You can’t play x on support shooter. Hyper positive btw. This game isn’t worth your time

We can change. We can change and we can be free.

DAVE PORTNOY BILL SIMMONS JOE MAZZULLA JAYSON TATUM BOSTON CELTIKKKS MAGNET BALL CHUCK IT UP LIVE BY THE THREE DIE BY THE THREE YOU FUCKIN BITCHES SUCK A FAT ONE YOU RACIST PRICKS TIME FOR REAL BASKETBALL IN ROUND TWO