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Bolaire #Art | #CriticalRole

Late to this, but if you aren't willing to stand up for trans people that puts you on the side of the villains. There is no excuse and no "strategy" that justifies it. Either stand with people under attack from the state or get out of the way so someone with a working moral compass can step up.

pretty boys pt. 2

"The stage is dark and the seats are empty, yet the play has just begun. " [OC: Andrei Croft (VtM version) 1835, England]

Congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social, who was indicted today for protesting outside the Broadview ICE facility: "We've been punched, dragged, thrown, shot with pepper balls, tear gassed, rubber bullets from snipers on roofs going into local businesses windows."

That’s uhh insane.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Just to recap, in year one of term two, Trump has: had two annual exams taken at least one cognitive test had an MRI for...something shown facial drooping been hiding a large bruise on his hand had severely swollen ankles seemed unaware of actions taken by his own admin did I miss anything?

Behold! My stuff. QRT with yours ✨

Drew some cute gourds 🎃

Happy international lesbian day. ❤️

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

We’re not going anywhere!

Morning, Sir Julien ✨ @matthewmercer.bsky.social #criticalrolefanart #criticalrole

petals [ #art ]

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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”

#bg3 Wyll

We report: the humidity and the wind are working together so that walking out felt like a cold shower. We sucked in a breath and went back in to get a scarf. The cirrus overhead had that perfectly incomprehensible, chaotic quality to them, unraveling and colliding at every turn.

very excited to meet mr. pridesire 🙏 #criticalrolefanart [ #criticalrole | #art ]

Not touching another EA game till they walk this shit back

If you see this, post boobs!

what do you know, I’m just a bad believer 💘 #CriticalRoleCampaign4

If you see this, post boobs!!

It’s evidently less of a regulatory hassle to destroy a third of the motherfuckin White House complex that dates back to FDR than it is to repoint the bricks on a historic brownstone in prospect park.

Mike Johnson is such a pathetic little weasel

you can’t really call this anything other than cowardice

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ... *opens manilla envelope* ... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ... *slides 8x10 photo across table* ... you wore the tutti frutti

Never gets old:

He’s a werewolf. He’s a serial killer. He’s obsessed with you. What more could you ask for? That’s just Angus for you #oc

This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)

Small bites #nosferatu

I absolutely hate how every US media outlet will do this every time a cop shoots someone. They'll make the headline vague to imply an officer was shot by a suspect, then abuse passive voice to absolve the officer of any wrongdoing. "the agent’s weapon discharged". BRO, HE SHOT HIS COLLEAGUE.

Sir Julien Davinos ⚔️👀 #CriticalRoleCampaign4 #criticalrolefanart

You know shit's getting serious once they start using words you usually only hear over a boiling cauldron.

Feeling things out, Rynn and @qsy.bsky.social 's Chay. Now with lineart. <3

How to Join ICE theonion.com/how-to-join-...

this motherfucker is shitting on americans and knocking out the white house walls

If you were at TwitchCon and experienced or witnessed harassment, especially from IRL streamers, I'd like to speak with you for a story. Please signal boost.

Listen to me. Listen. If you're making images that will only be displayed on screens, YOU HAVE TO LET GO. You can calibrate your screens perfectly, but then 25k people will see it on their shitty $50 monitors or cracked phone and its out of your hands. Don't think of it. Achieve enlightenment.

Oh, to be that book! 📕

can i get an lol

I know it's everyone's gut reaction to say the No King's protests are libbed up and performative but I'm seeing way more "fuck billionaires" and "capitalism only benefits the few" or "fascism is the final stage" posters than last time. Seems like a lot of people are waking up

Hugely disappointing and scary to see Emiru was assaulted by a “fan” at TwitchCon, especially when you remember she was one of three streamers who was stalked and threatened during an IRL stream earlier in the year. Twitch cannot survive without its talent, and yet it doesn’t protect its talent.

as soon as i figure out how i want to draw him its game over for all of you i swear [ #art | #fanart | #criticalrole | #criticalrolefanart ]

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