Got a great wristscape going for independent bookstore day with my #FandomMarket bracelet, my OFMD charm bracelet that I tricked my sister into making for me, and a heshi bracelet my kiddo made. And also my tiny fanny pack wrist bag that I reminds me of the one I had in the ‘80s.

Stede starts this pirate-themed boy band, Ed walks by them in the part and is immediately smitten. Hijinks ensue. #omfd #omfdfanfic www.instagram.com/reel/DXKTz4I...

Something something evil #dentist Ed and praise kink Stede Such a good boy opening soooo wide for me Are there tentacles involved? Probably! This post brought to you by too much nitrous. #ofmd #ofmdfanfic

"Ha! 3D printed LOL!" I sneer, as I turn to run from the drone. "That's not real innovation! Lockheed is better!" I yell, as I try to dodge and jump behind a tree. "You call yourself a drone pilot? You're just a housewife!" I say, as the drone strikes me directly in the center of my forehead.

Instead of looksmaxxing, try ao3maxxing. Open so many fic tabs, way more than you think you need, think about your best blorbos, and then read at least three of the fics.

Ok, considering I couldn’t get into the stream, I substituted most of the ingredients, changed the quantities, and baked it in a loaf pan, I think my cheesecake came out pretty good 😂😂😂😂😂

if anyone still can't get in to Heated Piracy, I'm sharing my screen in zoom, feel free to join! ucdenver.zoom.us/j/6258233006

Anybody who got into Heated Piracy wanna just like live stream it with your phone?

Look I bid on a ton of earrings but I don’t actually need to win all of them. Someone come fight me for these yummy goldfish. www.32auctions.com/organization...

hi please remember to chuck a few bucks in the auction shipping fund!!!! they are at 38% of goal, factor it into your budget, love youse ko-fi.com/D1D21IP072

Gods I hope this works. @samikelsh.bsky.social

Free fic idea: Ed gets hit by daylight savings time and oversleeps for meeting. His driver calls and wakes him up; he gets ready in seconds, flies downstairs and into his car. As it pulls away, he realizes it’s maybe not his car, since there’s a shocked (and hot) blond staring at him. #OFMD

Let’s do this!! For every $3 US you donate to Trans Continental Pipeline or a similar nonprofit supporting trans folks, you’ll get one entry in a drawing for one of my postcards. You can choose any of the images below. I’ll pull 3 names on March 8. To enter: forms.gle/EdoVn9m1JdR3...

The only silver lining of living through this vile chapter in world history, is that I look at the AI power users and think “I actually am talented”, I look at the rapists and I think “I actually am principled”, I look at tech bro disciples and I think “I actually am smart”. Fuck imposter syndrome.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Baby wanted to do Model Magic so here we are. #merstede #ofmdfanart #friendlyNeighborhoodKraken

Stede Bunnet

Hi friends. Are you finding that suddenly armed gangs are roving your street deploying chemical weapons like it's candy at a parade? You can go to Menards or a hardware store and get the 3M chemical respirators. They are in the paint section. Smalls exist but they need to be ordered. Stay safe!

Just LOOK at the CHAIN what is he trying to DO to us

“We do not need allies more devoted to order than to justice. I hear a lot of talk these days about our direct action talk alienating former friends. ... If our direct action programs alienate our friends … they never were really our friends.” - Martin Luther King, Jr., 1964

On what would have been his 97th birthday, America’s unions celebrate the life of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and the longstanding bond between the labor and civil rights movements. We honor that legacy by building worker power and fighting for a more just country every day.

Archie as captain of the unclassifiable chaos rig #OFMD

I was in a concert ticket queue for an hour this morning so, here you go (brace for dumb) Leggo My Eggo 1997 words A biker bar pastry AU meet cute that will give you cavities. Rated M for suggestive pastry names. archiveofourown.org/works/77627291

My vibe for 2026: ✨️DEMONETIZE YOUR HOBBIES ✨️MAKE STUPID THINGS ✨️BARTER WITH YOUR FRIENDS ✨️BETTER DONE THAN PERFECT ✨️YOUR DOWNTIME DOES NOT NEED TO BE FINANCIALLY PROFITABLE ✨️BE BAD AT THINGS ✨️GIVE UP IF IT'S NOT FUN ✨️CREATE OUT OF SPITE ✨️USE YOUR WEIRD SCRAPS ✨️DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR IMPERFECTION

ADHD is when you have to “pay attention” but you can’t “pay,” because you’re broke. But, on the plus side, you have a million dollars in gift cards to the one thing you feel like doing.

Oh wow you were forced to apologize for being white. How did you phrase your apology? Where were you? Who demanded it of you, and what law compelled you? Was it a local ordinance? State level? Was it court-mandated? Tell me more about this apology you made for being white.

How am I supposed to do things like “get out of bed” and “play with my children” when my inbox looks like this?!!?!

Does anyone know where he got the pie? He’s so annoyed about how delicious it is! Thank you so much @imrights.bsky.social !! #izzyhands #OFMDfanArt #IzzyEatsPie

It’s all about the Situations!

What if you suddenly need to see a picture of something that doesn’t exist? Do you use gen aye eye? NO YOU DO NOT! You just hire an artist! And then you can look at your picture!! Look what @pogonr.bsky.social drew for me!! (Prompt was What if Derpy and Sussie from K-Pop Demon Hunters had babies?)

Who can translate this old-timey Italian so I can play the shrimp game????

A new heartwarming holiday tale 🎄

Stickers from @deanbird.bsky.social ! Sooooo shiny!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪

I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt. nerdykeppie.com/products/bad... All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖

Help please! What’s the story where the crew of #ofmd are all ghosts whose cremains were scattered in various Disney rides? #fanfic #namethatstory #ourflagmeansdeath

Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't. www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...

Com insta alert!!

Tlingit artist Nicholas Galanin, “Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum)”, a deerskin map a floor plan of the British Museum and possible escape routes for various Indigenous cultural belongings held there.

Sexy Paul Laurence Dunbar. He was an attractive man but I’m not sure I could pull it off.

Heyyy pirate friends! I have an extra ticket for the Friday St. Louis show! (One of us accidentally double booked the evening.) uh… let me know if you would like to sit with me and my sisters and our bffs??

Which stories have Ed with a rabbit tattoo? I have Eyes Like a Remedy by daydreamcrash and Constellationism by shearwater but I feel like there are others? Anyway I’m getting Ed’s rabbit tattoo in a couple weeks and just wondering how often he has one… #OFMD #EdTeach #OFMDfanfic

The point of journalism is to tell people the truth! If the population and political leaders are panicking about something that isn't happening, your job as a reporter is to loudly debunk it — not plead with the other party to join the panic.

A lot of common medications can make you more susceptible to heat illness! I’ve never had a Dr or pharmacist mention this. Check the list at the end of this article: www.cdc.gov/heat-health/...

Now is a really good time to donate to World Central Kitchen. Right now. Every day matters now. donate.wck.org PayPal @worldcentralkitchen Venmo @wckitchen

Got really soggy in the rain but still had fun at my tiny hometown pride fest! Took my mom and my kids to their first drag show, and got this very appropriate button from @appledoodles.bsky.social (I’m 99% sure that was who anyway…)