Picked up these 1985 and 1989 Shoot! annuals at the thrift store in Vancouver for $3. Real nostalgia for the pre-Internet and Premiere League era. All I need now is a Panini sticker book with the silver club crests 😍

Advert Lucky Dip: Apr 1977: Sinclair Cambridge Memory pocket calculator ad from WHSmith (more at @OldUKPrintAds.bsky.social) #zxspectrum #retrogaming (+Sinclair Oxford Scientific Mains/battery desk-top scientific calculator and Sinclair Cambridge Scientific Advanced scientific pocket calculator)

Can't wait for the Canadian Championship final between the best Canadian team in the MLS and the worst Canadian team in the CPL. A Vancouver derby! #CanChamp #VWFC

Congrats to Dan Gilroy for winning Best Writing in a Drama Series for Andor!

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Whitecaps have clinched a playoff spot. They have made the playoffs for three straight seasons. First time in their MLS era that has happened. #VWFC

facehugger attaches to a xenomorph, chest buster comes out of alien to make alien-alien it has a little mouth inside its mouth, and inside that little mouth is another littler mouth

The X-Files website in 1996 #WebDesignHistory

MLS on Apple TV has Son listed on the bench as S. Heung-Min which, you know, isn’t how this works.

Sorry, a friend sent me this and now you have to ponder this too.

Watching MLS the finest artisanal way: by switching to the much more entertaining, unashamedly homer, radio commentary. #vwfc #mls

these graphics were photorealistic in 1988 everything just looked exactly this way at the time

Stumbled upon the children channelling eldritch power. They had one screen full of Labubu, matcha tea, and Dubai chocolate pictures while they were opening EAFC packs on the other screen. Apparently they want to summon an iconic entity known as "R9".

I thought Chelsea was going to get destroyed by PSG. Instead, Chilly Arms activated.

Cole Palmer almost scores exactly the same goal again. Chelsea shocking PSG. Chelsea 2 PSG 0

🇨🇦 Wishing everyone a Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦! gifcities.org/gram/35d4bc2... Send a Gifgram to a pal - part of the GifCities project at @archive.org 🎆

Angry Dad Makes Good On Promise To Turn Car Around. Children Still Fighting But In A Different Direction.

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

This Andorra v England game is dull as hell.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

ok, for no reason but just because I think it's neat here's a thread of famous people with old gaming hardware or old computers. big 90s and Y2K vibes. Let's start with Shakira, Halle Berry and Bjork using a desktop computer

Why are there no Awoks in this Andor show?

if you decree a pleasure dome and it aint stately...miss me with that

The was a game of all time. #vwfc

Watching NHL Hockeyverse. They use all the player tracking data to show a cutesy video game version of real games. I’ve seen NFL, NBA, and now NHL try this out. Do these “animated” versions actually work on kids? I’d expect they’d have to be really quite young. That, or college students. lol

Something that didn’t even register about this #NSL game before I saw someone on Reddit mention it: the camera work and production quality is really good. Easily comparable to the MLS. That alone is impressive.

A penalty doesn’t seem as satisfying when the other team just quietly accepts it. #NSL

As a general rule, I think maybe we should stop naming companies after things from Lord of the Rings.

Shaka, when the wall street fell

maid of the mist riders, their faces wet

Do you understand how weird it is to project manage the construction of your own future prison

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Who remembers playing this classic in the 90s? 🕹️🎮

Bought $75 of bizarro anti-Tesla stock this morning, just as a lark, and made $15 today.

Paris Saint-Germain did everything — but score. #PSGLIV | #UCL

PSG are out-Liverpooling Liverpool. I haven’t seen Liverpool be quite so obviously outclassed since Arsenal last year. Lucky to have been by saved by really, really marginal VAR calls. #PSGLIV #UCL

CONCACAF reffing is atrocious. #VWFC

According to the kids, Instagram reels was a flood of shock and gore content today. Death and mutilation and more. Like the arse-end of the Y2K Internet. I’m surprised it’s not bigger news, really.

If it wasn't clear already, Jesse Marsch really gets what it means to be the head coach of Canada's national men's soccer team. His full comments on what the Canada-U.S. political situation means to him and the CanMNT heading into the Concacaf Nations League Finals.

Recognized a coach of a girl’s soccer team that practices after my daughter’s team does. Just couldn’t place who it was the past few weeks. Until tonight that is, when I heard him speak. It’s John Herdman.

Setting an alarm on your phone: Boring ✖️ Annoying 😠 Tells you how many hours you have left to sleep 😪 Setting an alarm on the Steins;Gate IBN5100 replica alarm clock: Exciting 💥 Tactile 🍌 May lead to time travel hijinx 🥼

Watched an example of the controversial "tush push" move in NFL because, frankly, it sounds great. It's a rugby scrum. That's what they're all in a tizzy about.

TAKE OFF YA EFFING HOSERS!

Split-screening the Canada-US Four Nations final and the Whitecaps-Saprissa Champions Cup game.

lol the Four Nations immediately starts with a fight. Love it.

Experience Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show in timelapse form ⏩

KC are making the Eagles look good, sure, but the Eagles are also pulling off some legendary plays in this Super Bowl. Completely styling on them.

I tell you one thing: this is not going to be a Pats v Falcons game. The Chiefs look bad. Really bad. And they aren’t the Patriots with Brady.