"These are take-merchants and mouthpieces who publish what powerful people tell them over text and DM as if it's a transgressive secret and not a comms strategy," writes @attackerman.bsky.social

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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

"Tech" when I was in my 20s: People can talk to each other! And the rich and powerful can't stop us! "Tech" now: People can talk to AI! And the rich and powerful can decide what the AI says!

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This is incredibly charming

Rob Reiner directs the fuck out of Misery

so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings. insanity.

the world has changed

The fact that we’re gonna allow two consecutive Presidents to sundown into complete senility while in office is going to be a very convenient historical shorthand

Truly don’t get the whole Geese thing To me they sound like a kooky local opener I’d make a note to check out a couple releases down the line to see if they had ever clicked things together Kinda feels like people were just desperate to have a dude rock band to get behind, but maybe I’m just old

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

“Your heart gets bored of your mind and it changes you” -John Prine

We seriously need to elevate Bill Withers’ position in our culture. Dude should be on fucking money

How come a reporter never follows up on this line of Johnsons’s bullshit by asking, “Is your lack of knowledge ignorance or incompetence, and doesn’t either make you unsuitable to effectively do your job?”

What do these corporations have in common? Netflix Ford Tesla T-Mobile Duke Energy DISH Network Metlife Dominion Energy United States Steel In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes. This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.

my take on food discourse is my same take as music discourse, television discourse etc which is that the take-haver should in most cases say that they don’t like something rather than that it is “bad” and the take reader should in all cases not react to said takes as a personal affront

Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old

Worthless fucking democrats

That was legitimately phenomenal

“The politics of failure have failed!”

May his grave remain forever pissed upon

A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion

This isn’t even a “if you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t,” situation. If you see someone stealing food, run interference for them

Aesop Rock is quietly on an all time heater and we should be less quiet about it youtu.be/mdA7kWhL6yc?...

We need to get out the vote like we’re 10 points behind instead of ahead. New Yorkers need this change take a moment today to do everything you can to help.

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

I wouldn’t elect Rahm Emanuel for president of a pit of vipers

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...

Don’t wanna hear complaints about toppling statues of Confederates ever again

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening. Make statues of this.

Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.

It’s funny when myths don’t have any practical lessons to glean from them and are just weird little stories that end with something freaky and a “and wouldn’t that suck?” vibe

D’angelo is such a colossal loss. His records are absolutely undeniable, as great to nerd out over as they are to fuck to. His groove will live on forever youtu.be/bxJbCzPpCRI?...

Thomas Pynchon sure knows how to start a book

Waking up pleasantly hungover, blasting John Prine in bed while cozying up with the girlfriend. How lucky can one man get

Cannot imagine the person who is clamoring for Aziz Ansari to come back, doing his same hack cutesy nonsense now in his mid 40s

Woke up at 3am to write a 20+ paper on Kantian cosmopolitanism due at noon. Was thwacked on cough medicine and adderall and mostly remember rapping along to Three 6 Mafia while looking for quotes. I’ll John Henry an AI any day of the week

This comes from an article about Tom Petty’s FULL MOON FEVER

Can Warby Parker get their money back for those Arch Manning commercials?

Read this, feel it, and know that it's on us to challenge these fuckers wherever and whenever we find them.

Perhaps Trump’s full-on embrace of dogshit AI slop will make enough people want to distance themselves from it that this whole facade will finally crumble

Read and repost, everybody

Chappelle’s slide into bootlicking hackery would be a tragedy if he hadn’t also become so lazy and dull. Went from generational voice to utterly inconsequential, and for what? So he can mock queer teens while Elon gifts him a jet pack? Fucking pathetic, man

Warren: "Knock 15 million people off their coverage, drive up the cost for everyone else, close rural hospitals -- that's the Republican plan, because you know what the real heart of it was? They gave away a trillion dollars to the billionaires. That was the part that matters to them."