RIP

NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE is so fucking funny, but I’m caught off guard by how it’s also genuinely inspiring and empowering

I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭

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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

They should definitely bring back The Muppet Show full time. They should totally let Tim Robinson host an episode where he gets clowned by the gang and screams at them a bunch

Rooting for America at the Olympics this year feels borderline psychotic. I, for one, am hoping we get our asses roundly stomped by the smallest, weirdest countries imaginable

Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property

can't help but think there is probably a corrosive effect of having sex trafficker-elite emails unveiled for months on end as one of the biggest cultural/news stories of the last year— unearthing an inexcusable moral rot in the upper echelons of power—but without any real accountability/justice

One of the big problems of modernity is that posting is instantaneous and politics very much isn’t and instead of working on their patience people fall into despair when things don’t happen as fast as they think it should

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

On top of all the obvious legendary comedy she did, Catherine O’Hara also starred in a hallmark Tales From The Crypt ep. RIP youtu.be/eMRzGFbxazo?...

It’s so heavy when you are going to get groceries and you find a car sitting with its windows broken out and it’s empty but still running and someone’s stuffed animals or pictures or papers are just laying all over the road. I have personally seen at least five of these in the last three days alone

Darren Aronofsky can eat my whole ass

“It will often be necessary for you to phone up your Reps and tell them they are sniveling, cowardly worms who are betraying the public trust,” was not something that was covered in any of my government/civics classes, but here we are

@schumer.senate.gov Nope! Do better

ICE are alllll over Harlem right now, 116 & Frederick Douglass, checking IDs and targeting the area’s African community. Multiple people have been detained. Community members are advising folks to carry citizenship documents - or stay away if they are at risk

Holy hell, what a remarkable badass

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.

They say everyone should have guns. And that it’s our right to have them. And scream and fight for the right to carry them. Then the moment they shoot you as you lie unarmed on the ground with five men in your back, they say it’s because you carried a gun.

Fuck nazis, hang out in gin joints

Minnesota is the best of us.

Minneapolis says no to ICE.

Throw bags of vomit on these evil fuckers for the rest of their god-forsaken lives

Buncha worms running the Democratic Party

It’s our duty to make sure everyone related to ICE in any way feels haunted every single day for the rest of their pathetic, putrid lives

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

Rewatched TAXI DRIVER and realized that today’s Travis Bickle would for sure be an ICE agent, or maybe a local police officer. Same rants, just with a tactical vehicle and a government issued firearm instead of an empty cab

ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis. www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...

I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.

at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us

Whenever people start with this I’m reminded of Daniel Shaver, who was shot while he was unarmed and on all fours by a cop who was CONDUCTING TRAINING for green officers at the time. Simply saying “more training is the answer” misses the crux of the problem

I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.

HAPPENING NOW! NYers turning out to greet the monster Kristi NOEM ahead of her presser (where she might be announcing increased ICE in NYC). If you can, join at 1 World Trade at 11am. #HandsOffNYC #MeltICE @indivisible.org @riseandresist.bsky.social @50501newyork.bsky.social @socialists.nyc

👉 ICE Abusing Protesters After Murdering Driver 1/7/26 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnfi...

if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly

This makes me want to scream until my jaw detaches and shatters on the floor

"These are take-merchants and mouthpieces who publish what powerful people tell them over text and DM as if it's a transgressive secret and not a comms strategy," writes @attackerman.bsky.social

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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

"Tech" when I was in my 20s: People can talk to each other! And the rich and powerful can't stop us! "Tech" now: People can talk to AI! And the rich and powerful can decide what the AI says!

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This is incredibly charming

Rob Reiner directs the fuck out of Misery

so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings. insanity.