Any elected Federal official can take all the bribes they want to, from any source that offers them, with the confidence they won't be prosecuted, and the Vice President will refer to the affair as a "fake scandal"

Adelita Grijalva won her election 19 days ago and she still hasn’t been sworn in. The government has been shut down for 12 days with no end in sight. They can stall as long as they want but the Epstein files ain’t going away.

he has been talking obsessively about the afterlife for some time, he is missing for chunks of time, his aides are trying harder than usual to show he’s fit, his public appearances show someone in visible physical decline, and jd vance talked impromptu about being prepared to assume office

I think if I became a vampire, I’d hope the garlic weakness would be like a lactose intolerance. Otherwise, I’m going to an Olive Garden and going out in a blaze of breadsticks and pasta.

Chris Murphy: "Republicans are boycotting negotiations to reopen the govt bc they're desperate to raise premiums on people by 75% in order to finance their tax cut for the wealthy. The other reason House isn't in town? They're about to have enough votes to mandate the release of the Epstein files."

I sincerely wish legacy media would do this more often. Even just some pushback. I'm so tired of this administration not getting challenged on their constant bullshit.

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time. VANCE: No, George, I sai-- STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

This sequel really sucks. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Y'know between this guy, Netanyahu, Maxwell and eventually probably Diddy; Trump is actually pretty good at helping people avoid prison...

Those dogs must be going deaf at this point... ☹️

"Russian President Less Of a Draw Than Aziz Ansari" is quite the headline re: what events Arabian dictators consider worth their time and money these days...

... ... ...she did what? ...no, really - is this bullsh-- or did she really do that?

I would hasten to add that anyone who DOES stalk, harass, threaten or intimidate people over stupid internet BS - from any "side," for any excuse - is wrong, and a villain, and deserves to be condemned for it. I don't have to "sympathize" with someone or even LIKE them to hope no harm comes to them.

As someone who has (literally) had entire websites dedicated to doxxing, harassing, stalking myself and my family for almost a decade over dumb vidyagame and politics BS that these jokers either side with or think is one big laff? KINDA HARD to feel more than casual "obviously no harm" sympathy TBH

Guys Jared Leto is extremely wealthy from his music career, has been acting since he was a teenager, executive produces many of the films he stars in and literally has his own "cult." Stop being surprised that he keeps being cast despite not being a draw, it's not actually a huge mystery.

Share someone stylish in overalls.

nobel peace prize is not awarded posthumously just a little fun fact to file away for next year for absolutely no particular reason

There is no 'mild' form of fascism.

Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?

It's really sad how people struggling to free or defend their countries, like Zelensky and this woman, have to repeatedly debase themselves in front of this man because there is no longer any responsible leader of the Free World.

Imagine being "America first" but allowing Qatar to build a military base on American soil in Idaho. Guess all you need to occupy US soil is to give a plane to donald. This is the dumbest most irresponsible shit ever. This must be reversed in 2028.

The Trump administration has been spreading anti-vaccine propaganda for months. Tonight, Trump's physician announced he just received a flu shot and a COVID booster.

BUT HEY! THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

It's not a bug. It's a feature.

AOC said Marjorie Taylor Green isn't mad because Bad Bunny is speaking Spanish. She said the real reason, "She's mad and they're mad [is] because she can barely speak English and the idea of introducing any new words is too much to bear. She may have just learned acetaminophen this week." ☠️

When this ad was posted, these characters were 49, 38, and 29 years old.

Oh he’s like CLOSE to death close to death

Keep talking big guy. Dems, don't bail him out.

Video of an antifa terrorist murdering three troops.

all at once? won’t that make him autistic

One of Trump’s most avid supporters and donors from Oregon is a militant anti-vaxxer. His wife (a doctor) refused to get the vaccine and then died of Covid. Instead of changing his mind about the vaccine, he instead blames the Chinese Communist Party for murdering his wife with Covid.

Exhibit A, even for probationary terminations. Partisan political reasons is one of the few things a probationer can appeal to the MSPB.

he should be impeached for this alone fucking lies. forked tongue. evil.

I won’t be waiting for all the columnists who misrepresented and concern-trolled about DEI programs to start railing against oligarch nepotism even though it actually *does* put unqualified people in jobs they haven’t earned.

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The No Kings protests have been some of the most peaceful and well attended political assemblies in American history. In fact, MAGA has mocked them as a bunch of boomer grandmothers. Now they are apparently terrorists. bsky.app/profile/atru...

TCM posted this a few days ago on YouTube.

We know! That's a problem, bitch!

Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Nostalgia in politics can work for more than one thing, it doesn't only have to be a guy saying "Don't you miss being racist" it could be a different guy saying "Remember when people had pensions"

Seems like the AI industry isn't very industrious, then, is it Nick?

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

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I remember when Bob told this story on a podcast many years ago, and it still makes me giggle. :D