PRESS: "What do you think about Emperor Caligula naming his horse as a Senator?" SPEAKER JOHNSON: "I didn't see that. i don't have time to follow every news story or social media post."

Hey fellas in your fatphobic rants about how a woman shouldn't weigh more than 110 pounds be sure you're not citing the average weight of a 12 year old you creepy motherfuckers.

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Mr. Tough-on-Crime wishes the convoy leaders a peaceful and happy life.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

This is so dark

If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.

I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us

This strikes me as pretty bad

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

I’ve never seen Cillian Murphy this happy lol youtu.be/v4Ze7Yo9jgY?...

Oh look the party that screams “family values” every five minutes is silent when one of their megachurch darlings pleads guilty to child sex abuse. But they’ll trip over themselves to ban books and attack drag shows. Tells you everything you need to know.

We must remember this time. When Americans took delight in the suffering of others. Cheered it on. Clapped. Laughed. All the whilst calling themselves Christians. The whole world sees you now America. And it’s not pretty. You are not a country people want to support.

Speaker Johnson continues to stall the swearing in of Rep.-elect Grijalva so as to avoid having to deal with the Epstein discharge petition. Why shouldn’t Dems make support for reopening the government contingent on adding to the funding measure a provision mandating release of the Epstein files?

This is so the Conservative Party of Canada! From videos incorrectly identifying landmarks from other countries as Canadian, misidentifying farm machinery, literally stealing Roots logo design and ridiculous spelling mistakes And of course, The Matterhorn 🤦‍♀️

Nothing says “I’m the best qualified person to be the Prime Minister of Britain, am a details person” like spelling our country’s name wrong and being so arrogant she simply can’t be arsed to proof read before going to print❗️🙄🙄

I mean, obviously. The correct thing to do when DHS or ICE or any of these thugs makes a claim like this one -- the only thing to do, really -- is presume they are lying. Because they always are. They are state-sponsored Klan members, and should be treated accordingly.

Last year they claimed “illegals” were voting, without any evidence. They used fear mongering to push for voter suppression laws. Now they claim “illegals” are getting free healthcare, again without any evidence. So they can make healthcare unaffordable for millions of Americans. Enough.

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

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Ooo! Functional electric van from Kia! Very nice! youtu.be/wyu_V-T4p98?...

Are we allowed to post bushtit here still? Because today I got some great bushtit footage. 🪶

Delighted that Cory is having a moment with "Enshittification," because it's an accurate word for what's happening in tech and he's the right person to describe it. (Gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/05/b...

Today I got up an hour before sunrise to look for a rare bird. Only-a-handful-that-look-like-this-in-the-world-now rare. All the reports made it seem like a simple walk in the park. Literally. They all said it's in a parking lot 5hrs and 4.5 miles walking later, I captured 12 seconds of footage. 🪶

Harmeet Dhillon (DOJ) publicly targeted this judge on Twitter a couple weeks ago.

You think undocumented immigrants get healthcare?? Bitch Americans don’t even get that

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

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Trump: "Portland is burning to the ground. You have agitators, insurrectionists... The governor, the mayor, the politicians are petrified for their lives."* *Not a single word of this is true.

... probably not the worst thing in the world if ICE decides to pick a fight with every local PD even though most cops are likely very sympathetic to the admin the combination of "this is our turf" and "stop gassing me, fuckface" is a powerful one

All the people in Boca Raton FL who don’t want to hear Spanish can start telling everyone they live in Rat Mouth FL.

🥀💔 This girl was killed today by Russia Anastasia Hrytsiv, 10th-grader at the Lapaevsky Lyceum. Today, Nastya, her mother, and her grandparents were killed as a result of a direct hit to a residential building. Anastasia's father is in the hospital.

In America, you have 15 months to establish visitation and prove maintenance of contact with your children before the state forfeits your parental rights. Many women cannot sustain this due to involuntary transfers, lack of funds, no legal representation. Cellphones are a lifeline

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

Hostility towards Greta Thunberg continues to be an AMAZINGLY reliable red flag, especially when it comes to guys, and not just on the Right.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

“There’s a baby!” Guns drawn. Windows smashed. With a 1 month old in the car. (They did this as he was coming home from an immigration court appointment— which is illegal in Colorado: coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...)

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

Funny how she’s a nationalist when it’s someone else’s province. #cdnpoli #ableg www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

It’s one reason I’m a feminist.

lmao ok so I’m walking up Fresh Pond just now carrying grocery bags. From behind me I hear a teenage boy yell “MOVE, BITCH!” Then I hear another kid say with some genuine disbelief in his voice “dude you can’t SAY that!!” I turn a little to see they’re both on bikes. They steer around me.

Here’s what I find funny about the MAGA freak-out over the NFL booking Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl: they think it’s a culture-war battle, when it’s just business. The Super Bowl isn’t for America alone anymore: it’s a global brand they’re trying to sell.

Just a reminder that Alberta now has the lowest basic minimum wage in the nation. I know no one wants to hear it, but it’s also the only province with no provincial tax generating revenue for the province. Keep those in mind when you hear Smith complain about no money. #cdnpoli #abpoli