He didn't know how to pronounce "acetaminophen" during a press conference on acetaminophen. He looked as though it was literally the very first time he's even seen the word "acetaminophen" during a much-hyped press conference blaming acetaminophen for autism.

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

Red states always find the budget when it’s to silence voices…

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

the funny thing about the constant misappropriation of MLK is that the guy left a massive body of writing specifically aimed at explaining his views of those of the movement he represented to the broad public. it is extremely easy to know what the guy thought on a variety of subjects and yet

Isle of Arran 10 yo and some Walker’s shortbread rounds. Great way to end a lovely weekend.

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Again Bouie from the top rope

President Jimmy Carter campaigned on NATIONAL HEALTH INSURANCE! Ronald Reagan snickered in the background in the 1980 Presidential debates when President Carter mentions it. A truly wonderful President with the THICKEST skin. Charitable, modest & compassionate. May President Carter rest in Peace.🙏💜

Never in our history, not even during Watergate, has a single news cycle so comprehensibly established the deep corruption and politicization of the Department of Justice

Watch the Dutch kick Disney in their tiny mouse gonads…

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Stephen Yaxley-Lennon being deported twice in 24 hours - first from Colombia, then from Panama - because he’s deemed a national security threat, just a week after he led a march calling for migrants to be deported, is the kind of schadenfreude we can all savour.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics postponed the release of a key annual report that is central to future inflation data. I’m sure it’s because the numbers are really, really good.

What do you do with the end of season grape tomatoes? Well, here we garnish bucatini in puttanesca sauce with turkey meatballs. Oh my goodness. That was delicious. With great red wine, natch.

What’s keeping me sane (ish) right now - Palm Warblers everywhere

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

Boycott everything affiliated with ABC and Disney. Pass it on.

(snort) https://www.independent.ie/world-news/train-named-ctrl-alt-deleaf-to-tackle-leaves-on-the-line/a1086375853.html

Guesswork at it's finest 😳 Wordle 1,553 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Getting SO close to first batch of cider. My Cortland apples are fully ripe, I have the fermentation gear I need. The cart is chock full ‘o windfalls, and that’s just a fraction. Breaks my heart that so many go to waste.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Well, as each day goes by, I feel better and better the company I am in of people who speak the truth and are punished for it.

Who knew tropical storms were so relatable?

Intense, dancing aurora last night from my driveway in North Pole, Alaska. The best display I have seen this season by far. Check out this real-time motion!

I’m addicted to seeing feather detail on small birds. The crisscrossing of the barbs and barbules trip me the fuck out Blue-Gray Gnatcatcher macro portrait 📷🌿🪶

A wholesome and much needed TL cleanser.

MY GOD, I HAVE A NEW HERO. SHE HAD THEM SO HOOKED AND THEN BAM, SHE ATE THEM, BONES AND ALL.

There is a mighty herd of Palm Warblers zooming around the front yard and I’m DYING from cute!

EU proposes to build an anti-drone wall, together with the Ukrainians on.ft.com/4gBnOX2 via @FT

“Stay in your cars! Tell everyone to stay in your houses.” Illinois state senator Karina Villa out in the street warning folks about ICE

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

RIP, Robert Redford.

Helluva sunrise coming home from the gym today 😍

🎶 it’s Andromeda season 🎶 Just a 30 min bit but so wonderful, our next door neighbor and its little satellite friends 🥹 🔭

Poland says it is facing up to 50 Russian sabotage attempts daily, including hacks on hospitals and city water supplies. This is clearly war. And there is no doubt which country Putin is targeting after Ukraine.

Dayyyyum.

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

JD Vance: “Charlie Kirk never said Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. He never uttered those words.” Charlie Kirk: “Joy Reid, Michelle Obama, Ketanji Brown Jackson — you do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken seriously.”

For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

I would love to see her response. She has a sharp sense of humour.

Imagine being the kind of person with the chutzpah to "explain" to Margaret Atwood what Margaret Atwood meant in The Handmaid's Tale