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It is both disappointing and completely unsurprising to me that there has been a greater uproar over the damage to the White House than over anything this administration has done to actual human beings, who unlike buildings can experience pain

I don't normally follow local politics outside my local community, but it is extremely funny how Cuomo has now resorted to begging the Republican to drop out in exchange for a job in HIS mayoral cabinet

You never have to worry about bothering someone when commenting "I like your characters" or "I like your work." We love it. However... there's a good chance a writer/artist explodes into a thousand glowing rainbow confetti bits. Otherwise known as Validation Induced Exploding Syndrome. Very common.

Album cover of the year #critterposting

The military is an extension of the government and by default a white supremacist organization

So if we’re keeping track of who’s been “come for”: Disabled people shouldn’t leave their homes Immigrants aren’t safe anywhere Black & brown citizens can be detained & brutalized even more easily Cis women aren’t entitled to certain healthcare Trans people aren’t allowed to exist some places

Reposting the tangentially relevant meme.

Speaking of volunteers, considering donating your time if you can! Food banks always need more hands to help sort, count, inspect, shelve, etc.

This country is honestly probably not worth the effort to save, but I appreciate everyone who's trying

Malice Mizer real-person fanfic circa 2005

Full offense but if I see you making excuses for someone having a fucking Nazi tattoo you're catching a block, I don't have time for this "well we have to give him the benefit of the doubt" horse shit

Borrowing this concept for this year's costume because it's conveniently safe for chem labs, and I want my students to know that I'm a nice all-American boy but also that I will punch a Nazi to defend them if necessary

Fellow tinnitus sufferers: I was Googling, again, and randomly fell upon this Reddit comment and ... uh ... it actually worked? Or like, seriously reduced the ringing at least temporarily. np.reddit.com/r/WTF/commen...

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately? I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley

Let me sing you the song of my people

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

I wouldn't exactly call myself a "furry" (not because I think it's cringe, I just don't really interact with the community), but to the extent that I have a fursona it is definitely a North American porcupine

You ever get your sinuses so clogged up that your fucking TEETH hurt

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley... Shirley Plantation was opened in 1613, 6 years *before* the first African slave set foot in North America. It is very arguably the first concentration camp in the US, if you're not able to perceive it as such you have a *very* serious moral problem.

Do I believe blocking government accounts somehow secrets away my online identity or history from the US government here or elsewhere? Be serious. I'm doing so because I don't want any part of the propaganda machine directly injected into my feed.

This is the future leftists want

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today. ME: That's right. CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3. ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair. CHOTINER: Oh? ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count. CHOTINER: I see.

Chapter 1, Page 6 of Carotid updates today! A little office politics, vampire style. Read for just ONE DOLLAR a month: patreon.com/carotidcomic #webcomic

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

I just think it's so delightfully absurd to protest a fascist regime while dressed as a giant bumblebee. The sign says "no kings" but the suit says "no taking these clowns seriously either"

Just returned from a No Kings protest and I'm proud to report that the inflatable animal costumes are now a nationwide trend

People also call me Big Dumper but not because I'm good at baseball

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday to all who celebrate

At this point if you say you're proud to be an American I just assume you're either MAGA or incredibly fucking stupid

I genuinely hate my ancestors for being ignorant enough to think this was a good place to move

The police should need a warrant to DNA test your trash

They're just skeets! Anywhere else they'd be a post But here we do the most That's why the skyline hosts The best shitposting comedy! They're just skeets cuz they're unhinged Calling them skoots is kinda cringe Social media should never be taken seriously!

for the newcomers, this was the moment they became skeets

Even if you've already had the MMR, get a titer test or just get it again. Insurance will often cover the latter if your last dose was sufficiently long ago.

"The American flag is a symbol of love and inclusion for everyone" is perhaps the absolute wrongest thing I've heard in my entire life, like PLEASE learn some basic history and not just the parts you were taught in fifth grade

I will say, seeing people be like "hey maybe this no kings day we could try.... dressng up nice??? picking up a damn AMERICAN FLAG" indicates that maybe the antifa shit is working on some of you more than you would like to admit

Oh fuck, is it Girl Scout cookie season again? New reason to live just dropped

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

I don't understand why you would pay ChatGPT for erotic roleplay, when there are absolutely people online ready to pretend to be whatever your fantasy is for free. It's 2025. We've been cybering in endless forms most freaky for more than 20 years

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

I don't wanna brag but I got the daily Globle in 5 guesses today

"You deserve better" means absolutely jack shit if nobody is willing to provide you with "better," just throwing that out there

Semicolons are great and people should use more of them

Government workers 👇🏾

Cried myself into a migraine and threw up four times, and how was your Monday

On Indigenous Peoples Day I always recommend checking out this website/interactive map to understand the non-colonial history of the land you occupy