Everytime people talk about burgers I share this again.

😇🐺

A FLAME, A FIRE, A LIGHT.

Owww [happy]

Bring back the ancient knowledge

the people have spoken, they want hot communist lady knights

Clearly I need to be jerking off more

Every so often someone finds my tumblr post about Pavarotti's Nessun Dorma again

Credit to the artist @reforest-kelley.bsky.social, you can buy prints!!

And once again, Happy May Day

they made a girl who desperately wants to kiss women but is also incredibly scared to ask women for a kiss

My girls together <33333

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I smoked for most of my twenties in no small part because I was nihilistic about my lack of a future and I don’t really get why everyone romanticizes it; it was a symptom of incredible depression. Nihilism isn’t really edgy it’s just kind of a horrible way to live

noticing a theme in my drafts

*This* weekend!!!!

this is like how Aubrey and Maturin met

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

Wearing a name tag to the dungeon that says "Hello, I'm: Still Learning"

Honestly the fact that she kept quiet for this long is pretty good. My Showoff Supreme usually tells on herself in a matter of minutes. Ave Kallidora 🐍✨

I asked @butchinheat.bsky.social if it wanted its words back, and the look I got in response was one of *fear* 🤭

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

AND WHEN THEY SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN: THEY WILL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE FEAR DRAGGED OUT INTO THE LIGHT.

cis woman taking a page out of forcefem doujins by staring wide-eyed and mouth agape and absentmindedly muttering out "so this is what a real womans cock is like..." when she finally hooks up with a trans woman

😭😭😭

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

he straight up said “fuck the jew media and what are you going to do about it”

Out NOW Get it while itS still RUNNY

be a bigger pervert

Probably a Top 5 or at least Top 10 moment across all three acts for me.

Umamusume: Pretty Derby if you put on the They Live glasses

getting pegged when she suddenly yells out “i’m using tilt controls!”

"O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self." #eldenring #art

// godbreaking, disaffirmations ☉☉☉ Hey little monster. Aren't you tired of... all this? Pretending, keeping up that facade? You look so exhausted. Of course. Everyone can tell this isn't the real you. You've been falling, failing for a while—that is, assuming you had anyone fooled to begin with.

Posting this again, since Bluesky gone and shitted itself yesterday. @jpbrammer.bsky.social joined us this week to talk about both the book and movie versions of American Psycho, and we had a fantastic time

I don't know a lot about how EVs are perceived in other markets, do they have the "I might need to drive 500 miles in a day" brainworm in countries where that would cover pretty much the whole country

Read this fucking thread. Print it out Read it again Laminate it Read it again Put it on the ceiling Read it again Go to sleep Dream of it Wake up See it on the ceiling Read it again.

Real talk Linux would fall apart overnight if trans women suddenly disappeared one day

SO I'M BREAKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT

Got properly feral for the first time in a while tonight. I need more. Need to get worse.

And if you know what I'm talking about, be sure to stretch properly after exercising, and take some ibuprofen for your back.

A modern version of "Wishbone: Bark to the Future" would absolutely involve ChatGPT instead of a calculator.

they should invent estrogenizing HRT that lets you shoot even fatter ropes instead of doing the opposite

// switchbreaking, rape 🥀 Festering jealousy? For the clearly superior dommes in your phone? With their clearly superior dynamics? Dont doubt yourself, little monster. You're not impotent, only Lesser. You can still spite me. Just fuck your partner extra aggressively in my name. Just «GET WORSE.»

"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--" "WASP CUP"