Trump on heaven: "I hope I make it, but I doubt I will to be honest with you. A lot of you will. I'm, I'm not so sure."

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Pedo bowl Epstein files leaders Credit: vjaybombs on instagram

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Worried about getting snatched by ICE? These sheet pan brisket tacos will make you feel like you’re in San Antonio.

via the article for the album "a thousand suns"

There are a number of efforts to preserve old footage and stories from the Chicago hardcore, emo and punk scenes of the 90s and early 2000s that are very exciting. One is The Fireside Tapes Youtube channel with early Midwest emo shows from the Fireside Bowl. www.youtube.com/@thefireside...

Spike started out as a villain but his charisma, popularity, and sex appeal were so undeniable that he was folded into the main cast, like Grimace.

Lude Vicious Mhoon Jr. www.findagrave.com/memorial/242...

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

Hey Minneapolis ❄️—we're indie reporters here from Chicago. If there's anything you'd like us to know about community actions, vigils, or fed activity, please drop us a line on Signal at unraveled.66 📱

Need someone to make me a Chicago flag but instead of stars it's pictures of my cats

Grok probably getting another major update soon

So excited for Iraq South America

Told all my friends who actually went out for NYE that the Stranger Things finale ended with Vecna hijacking a plane and flying towards the Pentagon.

When I was 20 I had a fake ID and was scoping a place out to see if I thought they'd take it. I decided not to and so I didn't make myself stand out bought a bag of Doritos. When leaving the door some guy yelled "doritooooooooos" at me and I froze in place.

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

AIPAC’s board president hosted a fundraiser in LA yesterday for Illinois congressional candidate Laura Fine, who has said she isn’t seeking their endorsement - while still taking money from AIPAC donors. They turned @jonahmv.bsky.social away at the door: theintercept.com/2025/12/16/l...

@funkentechno.bsky.social Alright, haven't seen you post this heater yet

ICE arrest Chicago woman days after C-section birth as baby abandoned in NICU

attention everyone. we've got a live one here.

what happens when you have an upcoming biopsy and face the reality you may have terminal cancer? I have beaten it before, but this feels worse. I am happy with my life and in reality, don't expect it to get better than it has been. My biggest regret is not living long enough to see Trump die.

Just once i want an announcer to say "they'll be fine without him" after a football player gets injured in a game

oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

a @katmabu.bsky.social commercial during Monday night football was an unexpected and welcome surprise!

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

Scrolling local social media & this baby appears. Someone in NoVirginia needs this doll! Tiger is a lovable, slightly chunky gentleman with the sweetest soul & the softest purrs. This handsome boy may carry a few extra pounds, but that just means there’s more of him to love!

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government. She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her. So I confronted him.

@ghostlyint.bsky.social Saw the night manager at Autechre show and managed to take a pic of him during the set

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

Deerhunter is a top 3 band of the last twenty years and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

If anyone knows anything about this ICE agent, you can reach me on Signal at marisakabas.04