oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

a @katmabu.bsky.social commercial during Monday night football was an unexpected and welcome surprise!

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago

Scrolling local social media & this baby appears. Someone in NoVirginia needs this doll! Tiger is a lovable, slightly chunky gentleman with the sweetest soul & the softest purrs. This handsome boy may carry a few extra pounds, but that just means there’s more of him to love!

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government. She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her. So I confronted him.

@ghostlyint.bsky.social Saw the night manager at Autechre show and managed to take a pic of him during the set

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

Deerhunter is a top 3 band of the last twenty years and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

If anyone knows anything about this ICE agent, you can reach me on Signal at marisakabas.04

r/gangstalking remains the undisputed best content on reddit

we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

Berwyn / Cicero rapid response team has put out an alert warning the community that ICE has been patrolling S. Cicero Ave. from Roosevelt to Pershing, from around 6 a.m. onwards. They warn ICE has also been seen in the parking lots of stores like Home Depot, Target and Menards along Cicero.

Send in the troops #chicago

Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time

Dinner time!

14 years of life, love, and terrible cooking with this total weirdo...here's to 14 more #OldMarriedCouplesOfInstagram

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

by far the r/frozendinners subreddit is the best. Not only for honest reviews but for the honest insights.

self scan checkouts should be limited to 60 and under

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

What a way to go out

Bukowski ass FEMA head

Grok knows who’s in charge. If you ask it about a controversial topic, it’ll check X first to see if Elon’s weighed in. 🙄 x.com/jeremyphowar...

damn that’s crazy why aren’t they singing the star spangled banner

Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!

Love this city

at least toby keith is dead this time

Lmao

Big turn out for Donald Trump's army parade

I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.