I didn’t see a thing TT: Marsel & Titan | greyhounds

once the tech support family member, always the tech support family member

Five years ago, I made a meme I'm still mighty chuffed with.

Y’all, I feel this in my bones…

Outstanding blog by Cloudflare (co-written by the excellent Bryton Herdes) on how BGP prefixes can be hijacked using peers that don't check that the first AS is also the AS advertising the prefix to that peer. The internet was architected in a more trusting era! blog.cloudflare.com/enforce-firs...

😬😬😬😬😂

GitHub users rn

Great write up of a 2025 RFC that totally deprecates the BGP AS_SET path segment type. Explains what it is, why it causes security problems, and the ways that its removal enables RPKI on the entire AS_PATH. Interesting stuff. www.noction.com/blog/depreca...

A thousand times this

Honestly, I think Randall is a recovering network engineer. xkcd.com/2259/

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I too aspire to have an API limit and for you to either pay me more to keep working, or wait until after I've had a nap

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

maybe it just needs a little more time

This girl is a literal hamburgler and she’s #sorryNotSorry. She’s certain that plate of hamburgers on the counter was left there just for her. #serendipity

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

been feeling kinda stressed lately so I made a little prototype is this anything

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Anyways.

These captchas just keep getting harder #rstats

Today's meeting schedule

"Get only the essentials." 📸 Aubuchon Hardware

2026 basically

to whom it may concern: how dare you email me

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

CYBR.HAK.CON is coming to Plano, TX! I have joined forces with @cybrseccon.bsky.social to start a hacker and practitioner conference in the DFW area.

It's 2026, so I now say "If you believe that, I've got a datacenter in space to sell you."

"Yeah, we schedule everything using a FAFO algori-" "You mean FIFO?" "No, FAFO. You can preempt whatever workloads you want, but we give the owner your exact location and a baseball bat"

...horrifying message without context, thank you

The sound of dialup screaming was really warning us of what was to come

Happy "large boulder the size of a small boulder" day to all who celebrate.

Cloudflare misconfiguration behind recent BGP route leak www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDEA... Devon's reaction to the video that we have all watched far too many times already is deeply moving.

Shakespeare: “The pound of flesh which I demand of him is dearly bought; 'tis mine, and I will have it.” Me taking notes: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦?

Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly

So, it's really going to happen. My next book to be published by Wiley is slated for release in April. I have analyzed some high-profile cyber incidents and mapped them to the outcomes in the NIST 2.0 Framework. 1/3

This is the cosmic Spaghetti Nebula! This ionized gas is a remnant of a star that exploded 3,000 light-years away! It spans 160 light-years across. Captured in hydrogen (red) and oxygen (blue-green), it’s a testament to the universe’s powerful artistry. #SpaghettiNebula #Supernova #Astrophotography

Thursday

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.

One of the reasons we insist on everyone submitting a ticket...

Holiday Lego project looks fabulous. Flowers I can’t kill definitely an added bonus. 🌿🌸