Hegseth with his crayons, trying to work out how the US Navy can blockade the Vatican.

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

POV: You are an interdimensional alien warlord. You destroy an entire planet and its inhabitants then slip back into your own dimension, where you think you’ll be safe from consequences. But no. One man will make you pay for your crimes.

There's a new GOP talking point that trans people kill more people than ICE agents. I've seen it a dozen times on social media and it's already been made into a meme. So here's your reminder it's completely false. Also, trans people aren't rounding folks up and shipping them to concentration camps.

He's going to blow up the world while those astronauts are up there, isn't he?

Rangers of Shadowdeep. The Legally Distinct Nazgul end-of-level boss went down in one round. This basic orc archer, though? He stuck around for five turns and almost took out two of the party.

I enjoy this image of Liam Oasis and Liam Prodigy trying and failing to cook a Chrimble turkey. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I see the simulation is running on old Sega hardware today.

They should remake 'Allo 'Allo, keeping exactly the same scripts, just set it in the Star Wars universe.

Good Friday. Time to remember a man who died and returned days later to save us all.

Meanwhile, on the moon...

Behold a brand new video, featuring a whole heap of British toy nostalgia... from a Death Star roundabout - to Action Man himself. Happy Easter, everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OFZ...

Encountered a temporal distortion in Brighton this afternoon...

Great choice of article of the day

🏳️‍⚧️Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!🏳️‍⚧️ Feels good to say that 💖

Death's Head mentioned, yes? (I always imagined him as having some sort of eastern European accent, but South African works.) #FreelancePeacekeepingAgent

Everything else in the world can "go on asking for money" - wars, corporate bailouts etc - but not arts, entertainment or news. Noooooo they have to just "find their way" in the marketplace of ideas. Fuck off, Grade, Chris Morris was right about you.

guess, what, this is happening now for the next eight hours twitch.tv/nurvuss . please spread the word and help us meet our goal!

I really can't put this more clearly. If you watch the new Harry Potter series, you are directly funding the genocide of trans people, because that's what Rowling gleefully spends HP revenue on. There's no "death of the author" here, no "there's lots of awful creators." You are funding genocide.

fun reminder: the reason why they make these fucking pointless "live action" remakes is because since it's "live action", the animation is considered "vfx" and not character animation, so they can pay these non-unionized satellite studios fuck-all and make a cool few million for essentially nothing

Robocop's mysterious perp has been revealed! It's everyone's favourite freelance peace-keeping agent, Death's Head! (Happy birthday, Simon Furman!) It's also #HellboyDay so that's why he's turned up. #DrawDeathsHeadDay #DrawDeathsHeadDay2026 #FreelancePeacekeepingAgent #KelvinDrawsThings

Robocop's mysterious perp has been revealed! It's everyone's favourite freelance peace-keeping agent, Death's Head! (Happy birthday, Simon Furman!) It's also #HellboyDay so that's why he's turned up. #DrawDeathsHeadDay #DrawDeathsHeadDay2026 #FreelancePeacekeepingAgent #KelvinDrawsThings

The latest episode of Philosophy Tube is about conversion therapy, why it’s still legal in the UK, and the ways the British government is implicated in it making it NHS policy. Proud to expose this stuff ✊ youtu.be/_S5w18sjYLk?...

Legitimately did, and wondered where the rest of the Quigley films were.

Shang-Chi 2: lean into it and just do the "island tournament as cover for espionage" setup the comic already ripped off, with Jessica Henwick's Iron Fist as an unexpected ally. Bring back Batroc as well, why the heck not.

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack.

I *think* it's #EverybodyDrawRobocopDay today isn't it? Who is Murphy arresting? Perhaps we'll find out in a few days... #KelvinDrawsThings

Prime time for that Hugh Grant Love Actually moment…

I *think* it's #EverybodyDrawRobocopDay today isn't it? Who is Murphy arresting? Perhaps we'll find out in a few days... #KelvinDrawsThings

In "Elric of Melniboné" Elric fights mutants that constantly shout their names. One is a blobby, er, thing called "Thing" except, as it dies, it remembers its real name... "Frank". Do we ever find out (perhaps in one of Moorcock's other 857 books) who Frank is or is this just MM being impish?

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

Confirmed.

Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Free Palestine. Free Sudan. Free Congo. End these brutal illegal forever imperialist wars. Trans rights are human rights. End all settler colonialism.

Sometime in 1996 I watched a crappy cyberpunk ripoff of Die Hard. I could never identify it, because I couldn't recall the name, or anyone in it, and it was so obscure that no one else seemed to have seen it. I ran into it by complete accident yesterday. Behold: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfUE...

John Bender battles Mr Spock for a magic gem containing the soul of The Predator. Meanwhile Charles Foster Kane eats the moon.

Here's another untested Stargrave* scenario: kelvingreen.blogspot.com/2026/03/miss...

Brand new video. We went in search of a sausage, and got lost in Cold War Berlin... youtu.be/O2fcZpp4t1I?...

Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

Oh, we're doing #My9Games are we? my9games.com/s/e307210089... (I didn't stop playing games in 2006, btw, I just haven't played any 10/10 games since then.)

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

A new report and survey of trans people reports that 99% of them have had their mental health negatively affected by the barrage of anti trans stories in the UK media. 64% avoided medical care due to discrimination. This is a crisis. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Labours attitudes towards water companies is one of the starkest examples of how they'll do anything to protect the status quo. The case for water nationalisation is so bloody obvious to everyone - yet they'll do anything they can to keep the failed privatisation experiment.

The NYT style guide

“We cannot say that the United States’ actions are against international law, but we condemn Iran’s retaliatory actions as against international law,” is neither a coherent nor a compelling position.

wow who was he up against

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis. Hmmmmmm.

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