Chucked Norris :(

Phew! I think I've just about stopped sweating from all the dancing. The Irish sure know how to make songs to dance along to, don't they? That was a lot of fun! Don't believe me? Listen to it here, just, you know... to be sure: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud #stpatricksday

☘ Hello hello! ☘ I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting Squage's Irish Party in just under 15 mins, and playing some lovely Irish tunes - as picked by Judit - before then :) Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive #mixcloud

Top of the... afternoon... to ya! Today, Squage Party is going Irish to celebrate St Patrick's Day earlier this week! Expect wall-to-wall Irish party tunes, requests, and craic. So much craic. See ya here at 6pm Ireland time! ☘️ #radio #mixcloudlive #irish #stpatricksday

Some good news for your Tuesday morning!

EXCITEMENT RISING

Woop, another fun hour of dancing about like a plonker (and occasionally pressing play on tracks) in the can! You can listen whenever you want via this link to the recording (audio only, fortunately): www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #bedroomradio #mixcloud

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting Squage Party in just under 15 mins, and playing some lovely chilled tunes - as picked by Judit - before then :) Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive #mixcloud

Hello and - oh yes - hello! IT'S FRIDAY! Methinks that calls for a party, n'est pas? Oui, c'est vrai!* So today at 6pm UK time we shall do just that with Squage Party - a bunch of fine party tunes to kick off your weekend! Looking forward to having a dance and a cheeky bevvie with you! #mixcloud

this photo leaves little to the imagination

So so special. Thonedrive.

This is one of those grids where the thought "Surely THAT'S it" starts to drive you mad.

Another dancing-around-like-an-idiot session done! Today's Squage Party is available to listen to for that weekend feeling whenever you like: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting Squage Party in just under 15 mins, and playing some chilled tunage before then :) Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive #mixcloud

FRIDAY!! It's here. And Squage Party is about to begin (pending the remaining workday, but who's interested in *that*?)! Clump's feeling better so we're back to our normal timings: expect an hour of party anthems and end-of-the-week silliness as ever from 6pm UK See ya for Squage Party soon! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

More like Matt Badloss.

Kansas has, overnight, invalidated the drivers’ licenses of trans people, a pointless cruelty that upends their lives If Brits think “it won’t happen here” think again! Groups in the U.K. who want the same thing are routinely invited to consult with Labour and normalised in our press!

I'm very excited about this! A game! On the app stores! That I made! Hooray! As an aside, I am firmly set with @godotengine.org being my go-to game dev environment now. Looking forward to doing a platform game soon...

Forget creating computers in Minecraft. This is next-level stuff.

Apparently, 90% of app reviews are done within 48 hours. What Apple *don't* tell you is that those 48 hours feel like 480.

I've FINALLY made an account for mine and Judit's company. Getting Judit on here is another matter. Hopefully I'll get my act together and regularly post things about game dev and the games we make on this account, so please follow it! For now, here is a prrrrrrretty edgy and original first post:

There's something up with the weather here. Between the temperature fluxuations, dry then wet air, high then low pressure, staying up way too late dicking about on the laptop on a daily basis, and lots of wind, I end up feeling knackered. Really odd.

That was a silly, tiring, but totally fantastic fun 90 mins! No, I'm not talking a sports match! Hah! FAR more important: this is about a bloke standing in his loft doing pretend radio! Fancy a listen to a load of great tunes? Then look no further! www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting (a 90 minute!) Squage Party in just under 15 mins, and playing some chilled tunage before then :) Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive #mixcloud

It's Friday! WOO! Clumpton's still recovering! BOO! But he's on the mend! WOO! But that means he's not doing his show! BOO! But THAT means we've got a 90 minute Squage Party today! WOO! I suppose I should start working on the playlist, really. Woo? #radio #mixcloud #mixcloudlive

Another evening of fun bedroom (well, loft) radio done! Thanks again for listening if you did. If you didn't catch it live, or fancy listening to those bangers all over again, then you can grab the show whenever you fancy right here, right then: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting a 90 MINUTE Squage Party in just under 15 mins, and playing some chilled tunage before then :) Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloud #mixcloudlive

Sadly, my friend Clumpton is poorly, so is taking the evening off radio... BUT that means Palaran, Lex, and I are doing some longer shows to help cover. Join me for Squage Party at 6pm UK Time for a 90 minute long party! :-D Hope to see you at squage.com/party then! #radio #mixcloud #mixcloudlive

You expect me to get the BUS back from the pub? *Come on*

The kids actually made animals that don't exist. The AI just put a bunch of stuff that already exists together into a polished slop blender. You can't get a better illustration of why AI can't create anything new while human creativity is bottomless.

Morning! I am excited today, because I've made a little puzzle game and put it in the Google Play Store! If you fancy having a play, here it be: play.google.com/store/apps/d... (Apple version to follow in the next week or so) #games #android #apps

So if Adobe discontinues Animate, they won't mind a pirated version of an Animate that still works being made available, right?

Fun fun fun! I love my Friday evening radio hobby, even when I'm a bit under the weather... and "have to" do it sober. If you fancy a listen to today's Squage Party to add a bit of fun tuneage to your weekend, check it out on me ol' Mixcloud page: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #mixcloud #party

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting Squage Party in just under 15 mins, and playing some chilled tunage before then :) Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive #mixcloud

It's the best weekend of January. Why? Because it's both the end of the week, and also the END OF JANUARY! WOOH! Nights getting shorter, days getting longer... and the party bangers are getting louder*. Because.... * If you turn the volume up. #radio

Huh, I'd forgotten how much silly energy standing up for the show brings. And how much of a bad idea it was to wear a thick jumper to do Squaqe Party :D If you didn't catch today's show, or you fancy listening again, then check it out here: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting Squage Party in just under 15 mins! Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive #mixcloud

Dear All, I am currently in a meeting about PII, so I thought you would be interested in attending a PII meeting with me later on. Specifically, a meeting on Party Instigation Interest... and I, for one, am interested in instigating the party. [Part 1 / 2]

This is absolutely wild. We all know it's a space station.

Ah, that was a fun end to the week. Loft-radio FTW! Hope you enjoyed listening as much as I enjoyed doing it. You can listen back whenever you fancy in The Usual Place, namely right here: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting Squage Party in just under 15 mins! Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive #mixcloud

I'm doing a Squage Party today at 6pm, and I for one can't wait! Mainly because this week has lasted about a month, but also because of the party! Hope to see you at squage.com at 6pm UK :) #radio #mixcloudlive

Aaaaand we're back for 2026! Thanks for listening / taking part(y) and HAPPY NEW YEAR! You can check out today's show whenever you fancy via this 'ere link: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting Squage Party in just under 15 mins! Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive

Happy New Year! Phew, that was a long gap... but, finally, after about a month, Squage Party is BACK at 6pm UK with a helping of party choonage to brighten up the dark January evening. Hope you can join me (and my winter cold, abooo) at 6 at squage.com 🥳 #radio #mixcloudlive

So, sadly, I'm not feeling well enough to do the Christmas Show today. :-( On the plus side: a) It's still almost time for some time off and b) You can listen to last year's festive fun to get you in the mood: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud

Squage's Christmas Party is back for 2025! This Friday at 6pm UK Time at squage.com! #radio #mixcloud #mixcloudlive

Goodness that was silly fun wasn't it? Thank you so much for listening to the show today! If you didn't listen in live, please find this 'ere recording of today's show for your ears to experience whenever they might fancy: www.mixcloud.com/patsquage/sq... #radio #mixcloud

Hello hello! I'm LIVE from Maastricht, starting Squage Party (with a little sprinkling of Christmas) in just under 15 mins! Tune in: www.squage.com/party/live #radio #mixcloudlive #mixcloud